Vinyl Scratch vs. Smooth Shadow on PUB?
O...o-oh dear.
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Shadow can jog on."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "And take his molest moustache with him. -.-"
PUB >> Stronghold's #1 Fan, Smooth Shadow says, "NOPONY"
PUB >> Stronghold's #1 Fan, Smooth Shadow says, "DISSES"
PUB >> Stronghold's #1 Fan, Smooth Shadow says, "THE STACHE."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow adjusts his nickname.
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Seeee! You go after a new stallion every day."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "That was a one-off attempt."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "At least we didn't sink to the level of going after a cellist."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow HOOFSNAPS.
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "SHE IS A CANTERLOT MARE."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "SHE HAS MORE CLASS THAN YOU EVER WILL."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "I SO HAVE CLASS."
PUB >> Ghost of Eclipse peers at Shadow, "You..may want to have that hoof looked at."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow gingerly shakes his hoof. u.u
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "All the foals love me!"
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "There's only like, two gay guys in this town, Caramel and Davenport. And they're TOGETHER."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "Pfft. Says you."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow IS GAY THREE.
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Says me what?"
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "I could totally have Caramel."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "I don't think he fancies you."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "I'm just busy."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow snuggles up to Eclipse.
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Yeah, well, leave my stallion alone."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "And at least WE'RE not going for a ghost!"
PUB >> DJ PON-3 SNAP.
PUB >> Smooth Shadow POUTS.
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "Well at least I have a job!"
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "I DO HAVE A JOB."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "LITTLE CLUE, IT'S IN MY NICKNAME."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow helps fit cups for the sport foals in a windowless supply shed at the local school.
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "We SO get more money than you."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "... in this fanfic I wrote..."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "You need to be arrested."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "... the shed was in the fanfic too."
PUB >> Ghost of Eclipse chews on some popcorn as he watches the arguement.
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "... along with the 174 others featuring Marble."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "BUT I STILL DESERVE HIM MORE AS I STALK HIM MORE."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "HAVE YOU BEEN HIS BEST FRIEND SINCE FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE?"
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "ARE YOU LYING UNDERNEATH HIS BED AT THIS VERY INSTANT?"
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "THOUGHT NOT."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "And besides, you stalk Marble and you're stalking me, as he's staying with me. SO HIS BED IS EMPTY."
PUB >> Ghost of Eclipse mms 'Seriously you should see a doctor. Hooves don't make that noise."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "And I could sue for stalking."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 SNAPS.
PUB >> Ghost of Eclipse also pouts, as his crazy DJ best friend is no longer around.
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "YOU SO COULD NOT."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "BESIDES."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "With him at yours, I can spend time more rifling through his underwear drawer."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "WHO DOES THAT?!"
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "And put more LSD in his water tank."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "I DO."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "deal with it."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "Ahem."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "DEAL WITH IT."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Hooves off, biatch!"
PUB >> Smooth Shadow SNAP- OWW
PUB >> DJ PON-3 HAHAHAHAA
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Oh, oh, oh, WAIT."
PUB >> Ghost of Eclipse sniffsniffs a little more, then pokes out his bottom lip. He does chuckle a little, "Ah see, I told you that'd happen."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Have you spent a night with Marble with BOTH OF YOU consenting? HUH?"
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "CONSENT IS A FANCY WORD FOR SMALL-TALK"
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN RAPE AND... NOT RAPE."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "HAY."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "THAT IS A DIRTY WORD."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "LIKE DIRTY PILLOWS."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "AND MILKSHAKE."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "YOU'RE A DIRTY STALLION."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "WE CALL IT 'FREE LOVE'."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "WE'RE STILL CLEANER THAN YOU."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow HOOFSNAPS.
PUB >> Ghost of Eclipse says, "I've got lost in this conversation, but I think I'm too young to be listening to it..."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "OOOOOH."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow puts his non-broken hooves over Eclipse's ears.
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "You are pushing it far, biatch."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "VERY FAR."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "BRING IT."
PUB >> Ghost of Eclipse says, "AHhHH! ITS TOUCHING ME ITS TOUCHING ME!"
PUB >> DJ PON-3 circles Shadow, glaring.
PUB >> Smooth Shadow teleports into Marble's underwear drawer!
PUB >> DJ PON-3 blinks.
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Face it, Shadow! My colt wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot pole!"
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "DON'T FLATTER HIM."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "I would, though. To knock you out with it."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 SNAP.
PUB >> Smooth Shadow posseses LEET skills!
PUB >> Ghost of Eclipse says, "Oh no, it's contagious!"
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Am I gonna have to get my subwoofer out?"
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "I is SO tougher than you."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "I am TOTALLY not a sad loner who cries over a hoof-made plushie of Marble at night."
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Hahahaha. You do realise that I have the REAL Marble at night, right? Every night."
PUB >> ProgrammerPony says, "Eww."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "..."
PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "SHUT IT STUPIDFACE"
PUB >> Smooth Shadow puts his hooves in his ears.
PUB >> DJ PON-3 lololol.
PUB >> ProgrammerPony meeps.
PUB >> ProgrammerPony makes eww faces instead. ^.^
PUB >> DJ PON-3 whispers to PP, "Shadow needs help. And perhaps a high-hoof, in the face."
PUB >> ProgrammerPony helps Shadow? o.o
PUB >> Smooth Shadow throws his forelegs around Programmer Pony. "I'm so freaking lonely! Nopony loves me! I'm patheeeeetiiiic!" D:
PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "That leaves me with the sla- high hoof in the face.
"
PUB >> DJ PON-3 nods to Shadow. "Yep, yep, and yeeeep."
PUB >> ProgrammerPony awws and pats Shadow. o.o