PUB >> Smooth Shadow sends Nettie a dozen white lillies and a pet black widow. PUB >> BUCK HOOFINGTON says, "Someone has a cruuush." PUB >> 'Mind-Controlled-Hoofie' says, "I mean... uh..." PUB >> Smooth Shadow pets Buck Hoofington with a hoof. PUB >> Prince Eclipse says, "I think Buck is jealous, Shadow." PUB >> Prince Eclipse says, "He misses being your crush." PUB >> 'Mind-Controlled-Hoofie' says, "..." PUB >> Prince Eclipse says, "I'm not hearing protests." PUB >> Nettie with the Light Brown Hair says, "Your lips say 'no', but your eyes say 'please kill me now.'" PUB >> Smooth Shadow sends Buck a single rose and the address to his windowless white van. PUB >> 'Mind-Controlled-Hoofie' says, "..."
PUB >> Marble Madness remembers the last time Salsa went to Shadow's shop. Remembers even more fondly the FIRST time she visited the shop. PUB >> Firefly says, "IS that how you broke her?" PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "Pfft." PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "I'm still cleaning out the stains." PUB >> Smooth Shadow says, "AND SHE STILL OWES ME ROUGHLY 1520 BITS." PUB >> Marble Madness says, "Imagine if you will: Goddess of Crazy vs. Goddess of Destruction competing over love potion so they can have Pumpkin Patch." PUB >> Firefly says, "LOL" PUB >> Marble Madness says, "Smooth Shadow ACTS quite cool. But Salsa managed to get him to say 'Please don't kill me' in a scene. XD"
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PUB >> The Terror That Rules In The Night says, "Artful lack of information keeps down the yelling matches where Celestia blocks the door and shouts 'FRIENDSHIP is magic!' and Luna shouts back 'MAGIC is also magic!'"
I know I've been on a posting spree, but... DAMN, Luna's awesome. XD
<OOC> You say, "WE LOVE YOU. <3" <OOC> Luna says, "WE WILL KEEP THAT IN MIND." <OOC> Luna says, "ALTHOUGH IT IS HARD TO FORGET WITH THOU SCREAMING IT IN OUR EAR." <OOC> You say, "WE HAD A COFFEE OR TWENTY-THREE AND IT PROMPTS US TO SPEAK IN THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE." <OOC> Luna says, "WE UNDERSTAND SALSA'S WHISK CAN HAVE THE SAME EFFECT." <OOC> You say, "ONLY IF SHE USES IT RIGHT."
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PUB >> Smooth Shadow finally has a picture! x-eve.dyndns.org/~vikali/Smooth%20Shadow.png PUB >> Hippie Beatnik Nettie hmms, not bad, not bad. Where's the cutie mark? PUB >> Smooth Shadow can't figure out how to add them. >.> PUB >> Rainbow_Dash says, "He couldn't get a windowless van for a cutie mark on there " PUB >> Hippie Beatnik Nettie hoofs Dash. PUB >> Smooth Shadow X3
PUB >> Suffering foals lightly, Princess Luna prefers the meteors! They make a good example for witnesses. PUB >> Guest_Nettie1 thinks they make fun noises. PUB >> Suffering foals lightly, Princess Luna likes the whole wssssssshewBOOOM! PUB >> Dusk says, "And they're so pretty and go all explody!" PUB >> Guest_Nettie1 says, "And the heat lightning from the compression shockwave! PUB >> Sky Sanctuary Zone plays Meteorball with Auntie Luna PUB >> Suffering foals lightly, Princess Luna knows how that game goes. Luna drops a meteor on a building. Sky Blue goes and stands inside an identical building. Afterwards, they compare the rubble to see who wins. PUB >> Guest_Nettie1 has to go with Sky on that one, my princess. ._. PUB >> Sky Sanctuary Zone roffles. XD PUB >> Guest_Nettie1 says, "You have meteors, but Sky can cause spontaneous combustion or carnivorous termites or something. Possibly all at the same time." PUB >> Rarity says, "Sky just gets drunk and falls into things. As it turns out, that's more dangerous. " PUB >> Guest_Nettie1 says, "Combusting carnivorous frost termites with dry rot. *nods*" PUB >> Sky Sanctuary Zone gets a tear in her eye. She's become a meme. PUB >> Rarity says, "She spilled out of my closet the other day and got mud all over my silk negli- Errm.. .My.... pillow cases. Yes. Pillow Cases." PUB >> Guest_Nettie1 says, "She tracked dirt out of my living room. ;.;" PUB >> Suffering foals lightly, Princess Luna dressed her up in a lovely gown and had no problems whatsoever? PUB >> Sky Sanctuary Zone is a good filly for her auntie! PUB >> Guest_Pony1 says, "Silk Negligee Rarity? Oooooh." PUB >> Rarity blushes faintly, and quickly shakes her head. "Not anymore, THANKS TO THE MUD PONY."
Post by Apple Bloom on Apr 23, 2012 21:39:44 GMT -5
PUB >> Swiss_Cheese_Legs_Nettie uses a hole-punch to get that charming leg-hole effect. PUB >> Diamond_Dancer flails her arms. "No! I need tho- oooooo that IS somewhat charming isn't it? PUB >> Swiss_Cheese_Legs_Nettie says, "All the creepy ponies are wearing it this season." PUB >> World's Greatest Bureaucrat says, "Not purple sweater vests and sex monocles?" PUB >> Swiss_Cheese_Legs_Nettie says, "No. Mr. Peanut is not creepy." PUB >> Rainbow_Dash thinks Scoot and Dyna are uber cute. XD PUB >> Diamond_Dancer DOES like her sex monocle... PUB >> BlueFeather refiles all of Marble's papers PUB >> World's Greatest Bureaucrat says, "XDDD" PUB >> World's Greatest Bureaucrat says, "Heck of a time for a y to not go out. XD" PUB >> Rainbow_Dash says, "Sex Monocles? " PUB >> World's Greatest Bureaucrat wonders if he should turn in his resignation before scandal occurs. PUB >> Swiss_Cheese_Legs_Nettie says, ">.> You just Frenched a captain of the royal guard on orders from your supervisor. Exactly how much more scandal were you expecting from a typo?" PUB >> World's Greatest Bureaucrat says, "Um..." PUB >> World's Greatest Bureaucrat says, "Well, you make a good point. And it wasn't like I was wearing my sex monocle at the time." PUB >> Swiss_Cheese_Legs_Nettie bets Scope's disappointed to learn that.
PUB >> Little Boss Marble says, "Hi there, Prince. Have you applied for the most exclusive school in Equestria: The Canterlot School of Record Sciences?" PUB >> Solar_Eclipse mmms, "No, I heard that was for nerds." PUB >> Little Boss Marble says, "What? But *I* went there! Suma cum laude! " PUB >> The History Luna whispers to her grandson, "He was the only student." PUB >> Solar_Eclipse gives a sage nod and says, "This is one of those things he made up again, isn't it?" PUB >> The History Luna whispers down to Solar, "No, it's just that nopony else wants to go." PUB >> Little Boss Marble was so proud when he graduated. Except his parents weren't there. PUB >> Solar_Eclipse looks around, up to Luna then back to Marble, "Who...-was- there when you "graduated"?" PUB >> Little Boss Marble says, "... Um... The janitor and... the... Dean... I think?" PUB >> The History Luna whispers down to Solar, "He has this job because his parents insisted. Also, the janitor and the dean are the same pony."
Rarity huffs quietly. "Sweetie Belle? Sweet-Tee-Belle?! Where IS that little song note....Sweetie Belle! It is time for your magic lessons! I shant have you be late again! Come now, Sweetie, I've removed all of the sock puppets from around the house, so there's no danger this time! And the worm hole we accidentally opened, linking the dimensions with 'thou-that-shall-not-be-named' has certainly closed! Darling, I swear we've been putting this off for far to long, and Cherilee will be most cross if she finds out I've let you get away with not studying up on the necronomi- OH! Ha...Haaaaaapple-jack! Hello!" Rarity beams as she trots around the farm house grinning nervously. "Have....you perchance seen Sweetie Belle? I was hoping she'd be around here with Applebloom, perhaps.
PUB >> GramGram Luna is just lecturing these no-account modern foals about what things were like back in HER day, when a pony had to run screaming for a living! PUB >> Sky Sanctuary Zone says, "Ponies do that around me NOW. o.o" PUB >> Scope says, "Well, that's easy. Around you, they die." PUB >> Sky Sanctuary Zone says, "Only a few!" PUB >> GramGram Luna says, "We refuse to believe these ridiculous stories about our dear, sweet Pollyapple being infected with a seed of Chaos, comfortable only in the embrace of madness and defiling all that she touches." PUB >> Sky Sanctuary Zone smiles sweetly at Scope. PUB >> GramGram Luna says, "It is pretty clearly the Apple family's fault." PUB >> Under_the_Earth_Pony nods. Her majesty is right. Since when has she actually needed to touch something to defile it? PUB >> Under_the_Earth_Pony says, "Her very gaze curdles milk. She needs only enter a room for it to suffer spontaneous structural failure. Electrons flow the other way in her presence." PUB >> GramGram Luna assures Nettie, "All the Apple Family's fault." PUB >> Under_the_Earth_Pony thinks her majesty misinterprets my meaning. I was giving her compliments.
And suddenly that guard that spoke to Screenplay is complete and totally gone- slammed into by Diamond's inability to stop on a dime...or at all when flying. Oh yes, she crashes directly into him- and three other guards in the castle, tumbling in a tangled pile of armor, weaponry and helmets. "Ouch! Hey, sorry! ACK! Wait! NONONOWHOAWHOAWHOA! "The little flyer shrieks, racing past the throne room with several guards suddenly at arms and suddenly chasing her. (Cue Benny Hill theme) "Princess!" ... The girl disappears to the left, followed by guards. "CAN I..." She appears and disappears to the right, down the hall, more guards following her. "HAVE A" She re-appears, and disappears down the left hallway, followed by even MORE guards, and a cannon, two archers and a pit bull. " Quick audience!?" The girl shrieks, racing from left to the right hall way, now followed by eight guards with spears, seven guards with cross bows, six guards with magic, FIVE, GOLDEN, GRYPHONS, Four guards with cannons, three pit bulls, two flame throwers, and a guard swinging a christmas tree!! (They were out of everything else.)
PUB >> Sky Sanctuary Zone starts painting Luna bright pink. PUB >> Luna Lander acks, and dances away from Sky, firing little meteors down at her as she complains, "Get away get away get away!" PUB >> Nett of the Living Dead says, "Her majesty wants to shower you with love. And flaming space-debris. Mostly the latter."
PUB >> Prince Darkness says, "I think Sky just needs lots of good luck. We should surround her with rabbits feet and four leaf clovers. I mean, the feet are still attached to the rabbits, I'm not a monster or anything. I guess what I'm saying is we're putting her out in a field somewhere."