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Post by Sky Blue on Apr 16, 2014 23:06:47 GMT -5
PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "Before ah poofle, ah leave these words: Matisse and Duchamp were really, really, really, REALLY sucky 'artists'. Our Fluttershaw is a hundred times better!" PUB >> Hollyhock likes Matisse and Duchamp ;.; PUB >> Princess Pollyapple is torn! She no want upset Hollyhock but she no want approve of their styles! Can no choose!~ 6.9 PUB >> Derpy dives in from a cloud and rescues Sky Blue from dilemma, spiriting her away! PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "YAY! BYEBYE, RESPONSIBILITYYYYY~!" PUB >> Derpy is wearing a yellow T-shirt that says "INTELLECTUAL INTEGRITY". It's inside-out, so the words may be hard to decipher.
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Post by Skyheart on Apr 28, 2014 19:15:47 GMT -5
PUB >> Soarin says, "Why did I wake up in the Meadery? What have I done?!" PUB >> Mr_Cake says, "If it's the Meadery, Sky Blue might be the answer to a lot of those questions. I'd go to a doctor before you figure out which, though." PUB >> Soarin cringes.
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Post by Derpy on May 13, 2014 11:22:47 GMT -5
PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed lifts his eyebrows and leans in close to Dinky, looking at her over his reading glasses, "Indeed? A budding necromancer?" He smiles the sort of smile only the simple minded, or those who only know society by reading romances can smile, "Your parents must be so proud!" PUB >> Dinky just stares at Tweed. Then prepares a spitball right in front of him. PUB >> Cheerilee drinks coffee. Lots of it. PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed blinks a few times, owlish. He's sure he's seen this ritual before. Maybe in Zosimus of Panopolis... PUB >> Dinky ptuuu! PUB >> Soaring in the Jet Stream says, "That little grey pony is totally goth." PUB >> Cheerilee says, "At least she's better than OUR EX-CHANCELLOR CELESTIA I HATE HIM" PUB >> Cheerilee gets restrained trying to maul Marble. PUB >> Dinky is currently chatting ICly with the Heart of Ice. PUB >> Of longest night, Winter Moon replaces Dinky's bedding with snow and ice cubes. PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed flops back into a seated position, as he's struck in the face by the spitball. No, it wasn't Zosimus he remembered that from. It was his first year at Furrow, and the gang that hung around with that big colt, Flash. PUB >> Soaring in the Jet Stream dresses in all black and goes to a 24 hour diner to drink coffee and insult the conformists. PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed looks smug, though, as the spitball slides down his face. Flash was sent down for getting caught drunk, and ended up going into the guard, and where's the glory in that? PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "GET OUT OF MAH DINER, GOTH STREAM." PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "BLACK IS A SAD COLOUR AND IS NOT ALLOWED HERE." PUB >> Glitter Storm says, "Colorist." PUB >> Dinky is more mauve than gray anyway. PUB >> Dinky isn't goth. She's what the goth foals -try- to be. PUB >> Soaring in the Jet Stream gives Dinky some coffee PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed retreats to his office, where he goes to brew tea, but finds he has stored a quantity of quicksilver in his kettle. He doesn't remember having done that. Life has been a blur since coming back back from Detrot. He shrugs, pours the quicksilver into his second best teapot, and starts to brew up, whistling a cheerful little tune. PUB >> Soaring in the Jet Stream gives Nimble some coffee but... PUB >> Dinky says, "No. Don't do it, Professor. You have. So much. To live for." PUB >> Soaring in the Jet Stream says, "not iced, talk to winter about that." PUB >> Of longest night, Winter Moon tries to ice down Nimble's coffee, but misfires and ends up freezing half of chat instead. PUB >> Nimble_Hooves frozen... PUB >> Soaring in the Jet Stream sings, "Snow glows white on the mountain top not a hoofprint to be seen. A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm the Queen..." PUB >> Completely 100% the real Luna-approved Princess Celestia helpfully uses her ice powers. PUB >> Dusk says, "Alas, it was a perfectly good tea pot too." PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed blinks a few times, "Was? Whatever is wrong with it?" He looks truely baffled. PUB >> Dinky says, "I'm doing a story problem packet, actually. Just how many teapots do you own?" PUB >> Dusk says, "Oh did I say that out loud? I'll get back to it later." PUB >> Rainbow_Dash needs to do Stuff tomorrow. Later! PUB >> Dusk says, "Have fun, Dash!" PUB >> Soaring in the Jet Stream waves to Dashie PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed blinks rapidly at that question, "Oh, well... There's the tea set I got from my granddam, back at the estate in East Riding, the set I got when I won my scholarship, the set I bought when I changed digs in my last year as an undergraduate..." He doesn't seem like he's going to stop any time soon. PUB >> Dinky scribbles down notes impassively. PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed says, "...and finally when I came here on the visiting professorship, I thought it would be prudent to get a new set, just in case. You never can be too careful about these sorts of things you see. What would it be to be without tea? I shudder at the thought!" PUB >> Dinky finishes writing. Against her better judgment, she says: "Yeah. Sure. I don't have any tea sets. Not even a cup." PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed hums, "Though when we were lately in Detrot, we had to fall back upon cocoa as supplies ran low. And then one of my graduate assistants, Scribal Hoof went and let that zombie into the pantry, and we had to subsist on lichen and greasewood for a month. We had to take off poor Hoof's two front legs, when gangrene set in following the - encounter - but she bore up so well! I'm recommending her for a fello --" He cuts off suddenly and stares at Dinky with a horrified expression, "Not - not even a cup?" PUB >> Dinky is staring back in equal horror. PUB >> Soaring in the Jet Stream flies Dinky around the channel PUB >> Dusk ducks a low pass. PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed stares for a long time, his expression somewhere between abject pity and unimaginable horror. At length he turns, and pours off the quicksilver in his second best teapot into a large container which bears the alchemical symbol for mercury, then turns and holds the pot out to Dinky, "It - it isn't much, but please, if you'd be so kind..." He bites his bottom lip, almost nervous. Then there's another jolt of inspiration, and in a moment a tea cozy is whack ontop of the pot. Yellow and orange and green knit, with googly eyes on one side. He holds holds this out to Dinky, smiling beatificaly. PUB >> Dinky stands there with an open mouth, not sure what she's expected to do. She stares at the teapot for a while. Then she throws out a forehoof and smashes it to the floor. She turns a neutral face to Tweed, wondering if she did okay. PUB >> Dusk measures the distance and number of fragments, jots down a score with a light nod of his head, then is off again. PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed is taken entirely by surprise. It takes several seconds before he's even sure what happened even happened, and once the realization sets in his bottom lip ALMOST starts to quiver before he swallows and puts on a benign little smile, "I - I say. Certainly knocked that for five." He swallows again, leans down and picks up the tea cozy with his teeth, lifting it by the little pompom on the top, staring at the wreckage. PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed adds a very faint, "Good show." Mumbled around the cozy. PUB >> Dinky smiles wryly. "I mean, you couldn't drink from it, right? It had quicksilver in it." PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed sets aside the cozy, giving it a fond little pat before blinking, "Quicksi - oh, no no." He waves a hoof, "It would be fine. The quicksilver being heavy sinks to the bottom of the tea. You just toss out the dregs of your cup and you'll be fine. And after two or three brew ups you don't even need to worry about that any more." PUB >> Back from Detrot, Tweed says, "The malicious qualities of quicksilver are GROSSLY overstated. Why Apple Newton himself drank it by the pint, and look what happened to him!" PUB >> Dinky says, "...Right. Well. Guess I $&@$%^ed that up, then. I'll just find my way out."
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Post by Luna on May 14, 2014 11:21:00 GMT -5
As we recall, Apple Newton went around publicly preaching a theory that everything falls and the sun and moon rose because they were always falling in a big circle. When we pointed out the existence of Cloudsdale he accused us of oppressing him.
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Post by Sky Blue on Jun 30, 2014 13:19:57 GMT -5
PUB >> Princess Pollyapple kidnaps Fluttershy. PUB >> Haunting_Melody eeks, "Fluttershy been raptured!! PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "WE ARE NOT THE RAPTURE." PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "WE ARE A SLIGHTLY THICK HAYSEED FROM APPLELOOSA." PUB >> Haunting_Melody says, "NO IT'S THE END!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "THERE WE GO THAT'S MORE ACCURATE."
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Respicite caeli spatium, firmitudinem, celeritatem et aliquando desinite vilia mirari
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Post by Tweed-Patches on Jul 1, 2014 16:05:55 GMT -5
As we recall, Apple Newton went around publicly preaching a theory that everything falls and the sun and moon rose because they were always falling in a big circle. When we pointed out the existence of Cloudsdale he accused us of oppressing him. Well, yes, quite. Old Sir Apple did entertain some rather, uh, unfortunate notions concerning the motions and order of the spheres. He went a little potty in his old age. I'm certain his habitual consumption of quicksilver had nothing to do with that. But he also left us the refracting telescope, which lets us study the perfection of the heavens in lucid clarity; the Starry regulus of antimony and iron, as well as the Lunar regulas; and still more important, he proved the theorems of Nicholas Flamewell, concerning the philosophic double mercury. This is the legacy that he is justly remembered for and not the, uh, unfortunate dabblings into mechanicalism he entertained.
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Post by Sky Blue on Jul 7, 2014 1:11:36 GMT -5
PUB >> Princess Pollyapple puts a hoof on Memoire. "Y'all're gonna be major leschow when y'all're older. PUB >> Adult Amazon Memmy says, "Major what?" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "It means ah'll want t'sleep wit'choo." PUB >> Bardigan says, "Sky Blue's prurience knows no boundaries. This is because Sky Blue does not know what boundaries are." PUB >> Everyone's Dad, EB says, "And even if she did, she'd tumbleweed right over then." PUB >> Bardigan says, "When ponies see a fence, they think "Oh, I better not go that way." When Sky Blue sees a fence, she thinks "I wonder what Salsa is making for lunch" as she bulldozes right over it."
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Post by Solar Solstice on Jul 10, 2014 18:52:03 GMT -5
Long one this time given the sheer fun level. Derpy shouts "Congratulations to Rainbow... Dash! in most exciting game yet of Barrel Board! Won with Spyglass and Alicorn Amulet left as spare! And thanks to all for playing." (Public-shout) <OOC> Derpy says, "Your early pegasus swoop, Squirrelly, made my part of the board interesting!" Derpy says "If Rainbow hadn't gotten that Seed Barrel and the lucky random move, I would have been competing with Big Mac for tempo, and I might have used the manure to slip by him, slowing him down" ... <OOC> You say, "SUN TZU SAYS: EXPLOIT ALL WEAKNESSES" Big_Mac notes that because of that, Dash is banned from Cider Season 'fer life. <OOC> Rainbow_Dash :I <OOC> Rainbow_Dash tries to shove Big Mac but he's too big :u <OOC> Derpy wants an episode where Rainbow reads The Art of War. Big_Mac folds his hooves defiantly StarryBlade wonders if Big Mac would like to Borrow Mister snuffles for guard duty during cider season... <OOC> You say, "She might read the comic book version n.n" Big_Mac shakes his head. "Ah have something better. Apple Bloom." Eclair says "Sorry, you'll only get one where she reads Carl von Clausewitz." <OOC> You say, "All war is politics. ALL POLITICS IS WAR" <OOC> EconomistBrony bonks Rainbow Dash on the head. <OOC> Rainbow_Dash passes laws by grabbing a fasces and smacking legislators around with it <OOC> You say, "ow my head" <OOC> Eclair points at Dash, "Fascist! Fascist!" <OOC> Eclair gets her guitar out, because guitars kill fascists! She writes stern folk songs to protest the situation. <OOC> Rainbow_Dash enacts martial law and has Eclair carted off to a labor camp :I <OOC> You say, "Wait CLOUDSDALE IS ALWAYS UNDER MARTIAL LAW" <OOC> You say, "AVE IMPERATOR!" <OOC> Rainbow_Dash Roman-salutes a portrait of Celestia <OOC> Eclair pssts, "Imperatrix is the feminine." <OOC> You say, "Yeah what I said :u" <OOC> EconomistBrony bonks Rainbow Dash on the head again. <OOC> Eclair goes on a hunger strike in the camp :I <OOC> You say, "stop that hurts" <OOC> EconomistBrony says, "Nope. :3" Big_Mac gives EB a club, to help. <OOC> EconomistBrony takes the club. Prepares to swing it at Rainbow Dash. <OOC> You say, "CIVILIAN RULE OF THE MILITARY IS INEFFEC- *is hounded by tax police*" <OOC> Eclair has the moral high ground. She has already won! <OOC> EconomistBrony says, "I -am- civilian rule, Rainbow Dash, thank you very much." <OOC> EconomistBrony seizes all of Rainbow Dash's assets. <OOC> Eclair <OOC> Eclair says, "In public and everything!" <OOC> EconomistBrony also seizes Eclair's guitar. <OOC> Rainbow_Dash egads! Effective firepower has no chance against eminent domain! <OOC> Eclair gasps! <OOC> EconomistBrony says, "You can have it back when you stop writing folk songs." <OOC> StarryBlade just hands over Mister Snuffles to EB as an effective weapon against Rainbow dash.... <OOC> EconomistBrony says, "Rainbow Dash, I will stop bonking you on the head and give you back your assets when you behave. Keep misbehaving, I will put Mister Snuffles on your head. His tentacles will wrap around your cheeks and snout and writhe all across your skin. Perhaps one will protrude into your nostrils." <OOC> Eclair gasps! She writes poetry in protest of this cruel and unusual punishment! <OOC> EconomistBrony takes away Eclair's quills and paper. <OOC> Eclair finds a soap box and denounces the police state! Big_Mac straps a dragon to the end of EB's club. <OOC> Derpy flies away to escape tyranny before tyranny escape her! Derpy has left. <OOC> EconomistBrony gives Eclair back her guitar. <OOC> Eclair tunes it, giving EB dirty looks =.= <OOC> StarryBlade Writes a witty song about Eb with Eclair....? <OOC> Eclair provides the music! <OOC> Rainbow_Dash only plays patriotic music :I <OOC> Rainbow_Dash whistles the Cloudsdale anthem :u
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Post by Sky Blue on Jul 18, 2014 20:23:05 GMT -5
PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "... ah just found sheet music fer Skullgirls. HAY YES." PUB >> Starlight sings like Squigley PUB >> Princess Pollyapple LOVES SQUIGLEY. <3 PUB >> Rainbow_Dash unidles and sees that Sky Blue is fangirling again.
I really like that AGAIN part. I didn't realise I fangirled so much. XD
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Post by Derpy on Jul 21, 2014 1:18:54 GMT -5
I remember you and Vinyl fangirling it up over the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special! You fangirled so loud in front of me my ears went ringy-ding. v(6.9)v
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Scootaloo
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TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Jul 21, 2014 13:17:25 GMT -5
I remember you and Vinyl fangirling it up over the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special! You fangirled so loud in front of me my ears went ringy-ding. v(6.9)v You should see me and Sky when we're fangirling in person. Well, you should, but only if you don't value your ears.
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Post by Sky Blue on Jul 24, 2014 21:32:09 GMT -5
PUB >> Maplewing says, "So, did anypony have any thoughts on the link I posted earlier?" PUB >> Keeper of Secrets says, "If you'll pardon me, Mr. Maplewing; which link, exactly?" PUB >> Maplewing says, "The one about Hasbro starting an official fan-art site" PUB >> Red Velvet Pyramid Head says, "A powerful tool indeed, but it will be much like the splitting of the atom. Much good can come of it, but I also shutter to imagine some of the content created." PUB >> Maplewing says, "Its kind of an interesting concept, though im not sure why they dont do like Japan and just embrace it, viewing it much like free advertising." PUB >> Fluffle Sky noms on a big, thick sausage. PUB >> Keeper of Secrets points at Sky Blue. "That. That is why."
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Post by Sky Blue on Aug 4, 2014 11:29:10 GMT -5
<OOC> Marble_Memory says, "When Derpy gets back tell her I said "hi." She'll know what it means. " <OOC> Octavia says, "Doesn't everybody know what 'hi' means? " <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "You'd think that..." <OOC> Octavia says, "Would and do!" <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "Well, I was thinking about Sky Blue..." <OOC> Octavia says, "Is it love?" <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "No, I was thinking she doesn't know what "hi" means." <OOC> Octavia says, "Well she must have heard it before. Does she think it means something else?" <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "Maybe. We may have to test." <OOC> Octavia says, "Science! Twilight will approve."
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Post by Derpy on Aug 8, 2014 12:39:57 GMT -5
Hi Marble Memory!! I ~do~ know what hi means! Is best place for flying and ~not~ bumping head on rooves!
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Post by Sky Blue on Aug 12, 2014 17:06:56 GMT -5
PUB >> Biznis Mudpony says, "Somepony plz give the goldfish mah number?" PUB >> Biznis Mudpony says, "ALSO FIND OUT WTH IS WRONG WITH MOORIELLA AH AM AH RICH, SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSPONY WHY DOESN'T SHE RETURN MAH CALLS OR LETTERS" PUB >> Scope says, "Because you keep mistaking an outhouse for her mailbox." PUB >> Biznis Mudpony says, "D:" PUB >> Biznis Mudpony says, "THAT'S WHY HER MAILBOX SMELLED LAWK- OHH." PUB >> Hollyhock, brutal matriarch of the Mortal Face Slapping Spats Stallion's League, says, "Or is't t'other way 'round?" PUB >> Atop a heap of royalty (get it?) money, Princess Luna says, "Also thou art a poor pony hobo whose many business investments keep exploding in giant balls of flame." PUB >> Scope says, "Well, at least there's a constant paper supply." PUB >> Biznis Mudpony says, "T'BE FAIR, THE MINE DIDN'T EXPLODE. " PUB >> Biznis Mudpony says, "THAT ONE COLLAPSED." PUB >> Atop a heap of royalty (get it?) money, Princess Luna says, "Also, thou art not capable of the Royal Canterlot Voice. Thou art but screaming."
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