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Post by Sky Blue on Aug 13, 2014 16:53:24 GMT -5
PUB >> Hollyhock, brutal matriarch of the Mortal Face Slapping Spats Stallion's League, Weilder of the Hundred Pound Iron Studded Hoof Gloves, Warrior of the Wasteland, Ayatollah of Rock & Roll-ah, the Real Equestrian Hero, possessed of the obscenely long pub nick, lifts an iron shod hoof, and speaks, "G'NIGHT, MIZ BLUE." PUB >> Minimal Light Pollution says, "FER THE LOVE OF EVERYTHIN' UNHOLY SHORTEN YER GOSH DARN PUB NICKNAME HOLLYHOCK OR AH SWEAR T'SOMBRA AH'M GONNA COME THERE AND [CENSORED BY ECONOMISTBRONY] Y'ALL." PUB >> On a Wing and a Prayer, Eris hugs! PUB >> Minimal Light Pollution hugs! PUB >> Minimal Light Pollution says, "Night all! n.n" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "... you really don't want that, Holly." PUB >> Hollyhock, brutal matriarch of the Mortal Face Slapping Spats Stallion's League, Weilder of the Hundred Pound Iron Studded Hoof Gloves, Warrior of the Wasteland, Ayatollah of Rock & Roll-ah, the Real Equestrian Hero, possessed of the obscenely long pub nick, does not want that. Not at all o.o PUB >> Hollyhock walks away. She just walks away. PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch pats Hollyhock gently. That's right. Be the bigger mare. PUB >> Atop a heap of royalty (get it?) money, Princess Luna says, "Hark! We have not paid Hollyhock for her position yet, this week." PUB >> Atop a heap of royalty (get it?) money, Princess Luna gives her a Get Out Of Having Anything Done To You By Sky Blue Free card. PUB >> Hollyhock gasps! PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch lols. PUB >> On a Wing and a Prayer, Eris says, "(put the nick back on!)" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "That is the best card I've ever seen."
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Post by Sky Blue on Aug 22, 2014 0:21:45 GMT -5
You offer to let Applejack walk along with you. Applejack decides to walk along with you. <OOC> Applejack does 'hopon Sky Blue' and worries how often that has been the last thing someone did...
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Post by Sky Blue on Aug 22, 2014 0:23:20 GMT -5
<OOC> You say, "BELATEDLY AJ, AH DO NOT HAVE HORSE HERPES." <OOC> Applejack says, "Ah would never fer a moment have thought somethin' as simple an' common as horse herpes could survive on ya, Sky."
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Applejack
Yearling
Ah sell apples an' apple confectioneries
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Post by Applejack on Sept 15, 2014 12:55:28 GMT -5
PUB >> A Total Eclipse of the Heart, Liver, and Spleen, Nightmare Moon offers Sugar Rush a contract on Princess Cadence. PUB >> I Am Rush looks at the contract. "Um...this is a singing contract..." PUB >> A Total Eclipse of the Heart, Liver, and Spleen, Nightmare Moon says, "Indeed. We have heard thy singing, and after some careful thought concluded that yes, Cadance has annoyed us enough to deserve it." PUB >> I Am Rush frowns at Nightmare Moon. "Hey! I know I'm no professional, but my voice isn't bad!" PUB >> A Total Eclipse of the Heart, Liver, and Spleen, Nightmare Moon says, "We agree. It is not bad." PUB >> Princess Cadence heard that you've sent her a new court singer, Auntie! She doesn't remember asking for one, but assumes it must be somepony very special! PUB >> A Total Eclipse of the Heart, Liver, and Spleen, Nightmare Moon says, "It is terrifying. Horrifying. An experience to strike icy fear into the hearts of the bravest stallions and make foals weep for parents that will never again find them." PUB >> Princess Cadence says, "This... isn't a very flattering reference letter."
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Post by Skyheart on Sept 20, 2014 21:46:56 GMT -5
PUB >> Bardigan says, "STOP." PUB >> Bardigan says, "Ponytime." PUB >> Bardigan says, "... Did... did everyone actually stop?" PUB >> Queen of All Pony Fae, Fluttersplendor says, "(yes)" PUB >> My Little Rocketpony says, "yes" PUB >> Bardigan looks smug. "Nailed it."
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Applejack
Yearling
Ah sell apples an' apple confectioneries
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Post by Applejack on Sept 27, 2014 16:40:45 GMT -5
PUB >> Actually Apple Bloom holds up a PEAR. PUB >> Applejack crosses her legs and looks proud. PUB >> Applejack isn't worried. A pear ances can be deciving. PUB >> Actually Apple Bloom says, "A pear what?" PUB >> Applejack says, "A pear o' glasses if'n ya think that's an apple." PUB >> Dark Marble says, "... No this here's a pear." PUB >> Applejack waggles an imaginary cigar. This may be difficult to understand, because hoof. PUB >> Dark Marble says, "AAAHHHH!" PUB >> Actually Apple Bloom says, "... Wow... it's a TELEPATHIC pear!" PUB >> Applejack says, "That don't make much sense!" PUB >> Pearjack blinks. PUB >> Applejack says, "It's almost a-pear-odox!" PUB >> Applejack chortles! PUB >> Actually Apple Bloom watches as the pear shrivels up and dies. "Well thank y'all fer that, AJ." PUB >> Applejack grins hugely and tips her hat. "Happy t'oblige." PUB >> Pearjack performs fruit-to-fruit resuscitation! PUB >> Actually Apple Bloom's pear lives again? PUB >> Applejack gasps! It re-a-pear-ed! PUB >> Actually Apple Bloom's pear shrivels back up. PUB >> Applejack laughs into a hoof. Maybe she has been spending too much time with Pinkie. PUB >> Autumnal Eris looks confused. "Too much time with Pinkie"? What's that? PUB >> Applejack has a moment of silence for the dearly depearted. PUB >> Actually Apple Bloom just throws away the ex-pear. PUB >> Autumnal Eris says, "Well, it was a good ex-pear-iment." PUB >> Applejack pats Apple Bloom. "Sorry, sugarcube. Life's fulla disappointin' ex-peariences." PUB >> Applejack slides a basket of assorted fruit to her sister. "Ah'm plum sorry if'n Ah was drivin' y'all bananas. Hope y'orange too grapely mad at me. Be a peach an' gimme a nice smile, willya? Kiwi get past it? Otherwise Ah'll just end up blue." PUB >> Applejack says, "... berry." PUB >> Autumnal Eris squeak-laughs.
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Post by Sky Blue on Oct 7, 2014 22:41:09 GMT -5
PUB >> Machete Shrimping Champion, Pollyapple says, "WHY DO AH NOT HAVE A ROYAL POST" PUB >> Jive Luna, Princess of Funk, says, "Because thou art adorable, but useless." PUB >> Machete Shrimping Champion, Pollyapple says, "Awwwww."
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Post by Skyheart on Nov 10, 2014 16:01:09 GMT -5
PUB >> Han Marble says, "... Why are you still wearing that sticker, dad? You're on my campaign team!" PUB >> Marble Memory's Right-Hoof Mare, Vinyl says, "I WANT SNOW" PUB >> Marble Memory's Right-Hoof Mare, Vinyl says, "Someone make it snow." PUB >> Economistbrony with a big sticker on him reading 'VOTE FOR TWIST' says, "I am?" PUB >> Economistbrony with a big sticker on him reading 'VOTE FOR TWIST' says, "I would take it off, but, uh, it won't. o.o;" PUB >> Marble Memory's Right-Hoof Mare, Vinyl says, "YOU PULLED MY HORN OFF AND YOU CAN'T REMOVE A FREAKING STICKER?!?!!?!??,"
Mr. Cake's helpful tips: No, you don't get context.
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Post by Sky Blue on Nov 26, 2014 22:14:54 GMT -5
PUB >> Festive Pony, Sky Blue says, "Mah tree is plastic one (reused fer liek 20+ years, so is environmentally friendly), with red and gold decorations (baubles and stars and long twisty things), gold tinsel and red beads around the tree base, a lovely old-family star on the top, peppermint canes on the tree, and 80 (static) coloured fairy lights! The ~BEST~ Christmas light. <3" Derpy clears her throat. "Lunchtime is over, class. Please stop lunching." The tassel on her mortarboard dangles in front of her face. PUB >> Wearing a festive hat, Princess Luna has never heard the words 'Sky Blue' and 'environmentally friendly' used in the same sentence before.
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Post by Solar Solstice on Dec 8, 2014 20:49:45 GMT -5
(from the memories of Rainbow Dash)
<OOC> Rescue_Sunstreak says, "anyone who is intrested, if you watch a movie called "backdraft" look for a sceen called "Explaining fire" the character that Robert De Niro played, was about 50% of what Rescue is based around. gives people a good idea of what to expect" <OOC> Nettleglum notes, if you watch the old episodes of the Addams Family, that's 50% what Nettie is based around. Gives ponies a good idea that you should expect what you do not expect. <OOC> You say, "If you watch episodes of this show called...wait a sec." <OOC> Rescue_Sunstreak says, "LOL" <OOC> Nettleglum believes she knows what Miss Dash was going to say. Yes, her character is based off of 'The Powerpuff Girls'. ._.
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Scootaloo
Pony
TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Jan 3, 2015 7:44:30 GMT -5
<OOC> Octavia preemptively puts Vinyl between Sky Blue and herself. <OOC> Vinyl_Scratch is too busy singing along to Taylor Swift really really loudly. <OOC> Octavia says, "Oh no. She won't see when Sky Blue trundles over to do naughty things to Octavia, and get sucked in!" <OOC> You say, "Yes, but. Sky Blue already *has* done naughty things to Octavia." <OOC> You say, "Sky Blue is an infinite loop of naughty things."
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Post by Sky Blue on Jan 9, 2015 21:56:24 GMT -5
PUB >> Apple Blossom says, "Yer in luck, it's not legally qualifawed as a "beverage" in 9 of Equestria's 27 jurisdictional districts!" PUB >> True Facts About Princess Luna says, "Indeed. Tartarus, Apple Bloom's bedroom, and the seven different parts of Sky Blue we had to declare districts to reduce the way she distorts statistical samples." PUB >> Rush, Sugar Rush says, "I'll pass on it, all the same."
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TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Jan 19, 2015 13:34:01 GMT -5
<OOC> Anvil sticks out tongue, hugs the filly. <OOC> You say, "You guys are brave, hugging Sky Blue so much." <OOC> Anvil says, "What?" <OOC> Hammer says, "Why's that?" <OOC> You say, "..." <OOC> Scootaloo whispers to herself, "Destroy their innocence or let them suffer? Decisions... decisions..." Looks up, "Huh? Oh, uh... nothing." <OOC> Hammer says, "Innocent?" <OOC> Anvil says, "...we're not innocent!" <OOC> You say, "You're brave because... everypony loves Sky. So much. Lots of... hugging competition?" <OOC> Hammer laughs. <OOC> Anvil laughs. <OOC> Scootaloo wipes forehead.
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TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Jan 23, 2015 13:09:09 GMT -5
Sky_Blue has arrived. <OOC> Sky_Blue mates!
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Post by Sky Blue on Jan 31, 2015 12:39:23 GMT -5
<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "All right, I'm off. I love you both!" <OOC> EconomistBrony says, "Just in different ways, because I don't really want to touch Sky Blue."
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