Post by Rarity on Mar 12, 2012 4:06:21 GMT -5
Just like the spot they agreed to meet before- The farm's sun is starting to go down and the evening is in for it's home stretch. That's when Rainbow Dash...err Rarity arrives. "INCOMING! MAY DAY! LABOR DAY! VALENTINES DAY! LOOK OUT BELOW!" Rainbow Dash shrieks, plummeting to the earth with the book spilling from her lips and to the ground along with her.
Twilight_Sparkle blinks. She walks over to the Rainbow Dash crash site, to inspect the book. "It's in rough shape! Is it important?"
Fluttershy flutters after Rainbow, launching into the air and looking down at her friend with her hoof covering a cringe. "Um...t-that was a very good first attempt. ...are you okay?"
BlueFeather pokes her head out from under Fluttershy so she can watch, after all, Rarty is one of the few pegasi shes not calling an evil wing pony
Rainbow_Dash nearly SHRIEKS. "Of COURSE it's important! YOU, are going to get me back into my beautiful body! I am TIRED of this horrible...blue...winged...mess! Just look at this horrid mane, Twilight! I can't stand it! And she never showers! I can't get the smell of sweat out of my coat and the ponies that keep trotting up to me and demanding races...YOU. ARE. MY. LAST. HOPE!" Rainbow whimpers quietly.
Derpy shouts "~ DEEERRRRRRRRRRRP! ~" (Public-shout)
PUB >> Barnstormer says, "Oh dear, she's gone to Derp."
PUB >> Pinkie_Pie says, "She will sing you the song of her people!"
PUB >> Pollyapple says, "Howdy, Derpy! :DDD"
PUB >> Pinkie_Pie says, "(her people are muffins)"
PUB >> Derpy sing song of people other day. For now? HOW IS EQUESTRIAMUCK!?!?!
Twilight_Sparkle says "I don't know, girls. Are you that desperate? I've been researching your predicament almost constantly, and there are things I could try that will *probably* work, but..."
Rainbow_Dash Climbs to her hooves, and grasps Twlight by her neck, peering into the nerdy pony eye-to-eye. "I. AM. DESPERATE!" She begs, voice wavering juuuuust on the edge of insanity. "I, NEED, MY, BODY! I NEED to get back to being a unicorn! Not that there's anything wrong with Pegasi, but ...FIX THIS!
Chance trots out out of the house with an apple in his mouth, and glances around for a moment. That abruptly stops when he sees a number of ponies he knows, and starts heading in their direction, though does it lazily so they have plenty of time to notice him.
Twilight_Sparkle sighs. "All right! Rainbow Dash, rarity...come over here and stand side by side! Don't be shy. Get up close. Ideally you should be touching each other."
Pinkie_Pie butts Dashie in the side with her head. "Closer! CLOOOOSER," she urges.
Fluttershy lets herself sink back to the ground, tucking in her wings. "Um...s-should the rest of us stand back and, um...*not* touch?"
Applejack peeks her head out of a nearby cellar, a mite belatedly, at all the commotion. Hey, she's doin' important work down there! "Sweet Spigolds! What in tarnation are y'all makin' such a fuss about?" AJ asks as she climbs out, shutting the cellar door behind her with a loud CLUNK. Her ears perk up as she trots over "Ooooh, are you experimentin' on 'em, Twilight? .... can I watch?"
BlueFeather bobs her head, getting the other ponys name, yes, its partly Twi's falt! Then sneaks closer, to give a sniff at the two, still wearing the overlarge pink saddlebags, wich shes seemed to have grown rather attached to, even if thay are way oversized for her
Rarity Who's been standing to the side, immediately leaps atop Rainbow! "Aww yeah! I've been missin' the clouds! Not that blastin stuff with magic ain't cool. But I'm so totally done with this walking thing! I ran like 10 miles yesterday and I didn't lose an INCH off her butt! I'm ready for my body!" She squeals.
Red_Velvet has arrived.
Pinkie_Pie noogies Fluttershy with a hoof. "Awww, relax, Flutterbutter! It's not like some catstrophic magical accident is gonna happen to everypony here causing hysterical mayhem."
Rainbow_Dash gives Rarity a long, narrow eyed gaze and legs her head drop. They're touching, one next to the other and Rainbow closes her eyes. "Please let this work. Please, please, please. I can't take another moment of this. "She whines.
Twilight_Sparkle looks at Rarity and Rainbow Dash. "Now, girls. The important thing to remember here is that you're friends. Even if you're completely sick of each other, and kinda know things about each other that are...awkward, you're close friends. Right?" She looks at the two other ponies, expecting an answer, hopefully in the affirmative.
Chance gets over to the group, but noticing that something odd is going on, and seeing Twilight here, he guesses there's going to be magic tossed about. He stands back from the group, but watches curiously. "Mind if another pony sticks around to watch?" He decides to at least ask. It's the polite thing to do.
Fluttershy oo'oofs! "P-Pinkie Pie, I think we should be careful..." She raises her head, mane now a tangled nest from all the noogification. "Oh! Bluefeather, AJ, um, you please be careful, too!" Fluttershy pats the air placatingly with her hooves.
Derpy happens to fly by at this point, wearing her mailbags, vest, and cap. The vest is inside-out, but she gets points for effort, right? She stops to hover a short distance above the crowd and marvel blankly at the goings on, as is her wont.
( "Ah wouldn't wanna miss this.... whatever's gonna happen." AJ replies to both Chance and Flutter. Sure, there's always reason to be worried when that confangled magic is involved, but she trusts Twilight to wield it more than just anypony. That's doesn't stop her from preparing to dive behind a haybale at any moment! )
BlueFeather expects she would do better if she understood more than 2 or three words out of what Fluttershy is say. Her wings give a little flick, and she crouches low, continuing to sneak slowly and surely twords Rainbow Dash, her tail giving a little flick, planing to give the rainbow maned mare a nip on her tail.
Rarity nods her head. "Yeah! Secrets! Like Rarity's diary! Or the number of books she has with the word "Sensual" on the cover! She must have one for every day of the year! No wonder she's got a marshmellow rump! Need to get out and run some laps with me!"
Nettleglum is looming up behind Fluttershy. How long has she been there? How did she wander in? Why is there potting soil in her mane? "What are we watching, Fluttershy, dear?"
Pinkie_Pie flops on Fluttershy's back. Propping her head on her hooves, she watches with interest. "This is great! It's like a carnival! Maybe it IS Cider Season after all! Applejack, are you hdiing some No Really Totally Non-Alocholic Beverage around here?"
Soaring high in the sky is the actual REASON for the mindswap, a large blue pegasus coming in from the west at a fairly casual pace as the stallion's on his way home. Idly glancing around at the scenery he's never gotten tired of he happens to notice a group of ponies down by the orchard below, brow lifting a little as he swoops down to investigate.
Rainbow_Dash glares quietly at Rarity and finally, lets her head hang. "Whatever it takes to get me back into my body, darling. Even if she DID destroy my boutique, it shall be worth it to have my magic back. Oh, poor Opal must be so confused ...I shall have to make her something special tonight. And yes. I have discovered some VERY awkward things about Rainbow. But I promise to keep those a secret. We are, of course...friends. "She explains, drawing out a slow shakey breath at that last word. "Rainbow. You did NOT, touch my collection of.........'reading material' did you?!" She shrieks in alarm!
Twilight_Sparkle nods to Chance and Fluttershy and everyone else. "All of you, do give these ponies a wide berth! Just for a minute or two. This will be quick, but it's potentially dangerous." She turns back to Dash and Rarity, sighing and rolling her eyes a little bit. "I need you to think positive thoughts about each other! This spell will work, but it will ONLY work if you two can put your differences aside and feel each other's worth. Now, girls..." Her horn seems to ignite, magical light shooting out to form a sort of dome around Rarity and Dash, casting the assembled ponies in an eerie light. "I want you to look into each other's eyes, and each say something you sincerely like about the other pony!"
Potentially dangerous. Chance is unconcerned, at least about himself, but hangs back with Applejack at any rate. Potentially dangerous has a habit of getting deflected around him, so he keeps it safer for everyone. Besides, he gets a better view from here, chomping away on his apple. "I wonder what it's like to be in another body.." he muses abscently.
Fluttershy jumps in place - she'd probably take to the air if Pinkie weren't weighing her down. Eeeeeek! "N-Nettleglum! I'm sorry. I-I didn't see you there. Um..." Fluttershy turns her eyes back toward Rarity and Rainbow Dash, tail flicking awkwardly. "Um...Rainbow and Rarity are having some, um...private issues." Her ears pin back at Twilight's repeated warning. "We should probably all stand back."
Barnstormer has arrived.
Rarity and Rainbow Dash, saying somethin' -nice- about each other? Hot dang, now this will be worth watchin' just for that, even if the magic isn't a spectacle; though, Twilight doesn't seem intent on dissapointing them.
Applejack takes a step back and steadies her hat as if it might get blown off. "Pretty freaky, ah'd imagine.." She asides casually to Chance.
Ooh, potentially dangerous, Nettie came by just in time, then. If Twilight can add emotionally scarring to the list then this should be far better than tunneling for nightgrubs or... whatever it was she was doing around the outskirts of the farm. "All right," she agrees flatly. And takes one very stiff lurching pace backwards, unvolunteering.
BlueFeather really really needs to work on her comunications skills, she might be well read and able to write well, but after the frist three words Twilight says, she draws a blank on the rest. She continues her carefull stalk of Rainbow Dash, and is probably closer than she should be, but, she is good at getting in the way, and being where shes not wanted.
Bluestreak's hooves touch down against the ground and the large blue stallion takes a few galloping steps, but as soon as he sees a particular white unicorn and a rainbow-maned pegaus his wings flap a few times to take him back to the air without looking back, muttering a low "Nope." under his breath.
Rarity glances at Rainbowdash, twisting so she's looking directly into the other ponies eyes. "I like Rarity's sense of uh, her uh, her big white marshmellow rump! I mean, she's got a really good fashion sense!" She exclaims and leans in closer, looking into her own eyes, muzzle to muzzle and suddenly, she's kissing the other pony, full on the lips, with a long, loud SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH!
Pinkie_Pie's jaw drops. "Wooooah! Wow, they're following Twilight's directions /really well!/ That's a heck of a lot of appreciation AND touching! ... and I don't have my camera!" she starts patting down her sides frantically, vainly tryin g to locate it in a nonexistent pocket. "Hey! Where are my saddlebags?"
Derpy gasps even more brightly than normal.
Rainbow_Dash sighs quietly, but follows the instructions as she's been told. "I find Rainbow Dash's desire to race and compete to be adequate. And uh, her personal hygine is.....alarming. No, no, let me try again, I think her perchant for rescuing ponies is amazing, and I wish I could- "She squeaks suddenly cut off by the kiss, her eyes widening and she BLUSHES glancing around at the crowd around her. "MMmhmmhmmh!!" Is this whats supposed to happen? Say something nice, sure, but this? Her ears redden and perk up in alarm, and quietly...Well nopony will notice if she kisses her back, right?
As the two ponies lock lips, there's a bright flash, so bright that anypony looking directly at it will be blinded momentarily as by a camera flash. Twilight herself shuts her eyes tight, concentrating, holding the spell.
Fluttershy blushes, but for some reason she just can't bring herself to look away. She does, however, pull Bluefeather back into frame and cover the little filly's eyes.
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie sometimes thinks Twilight's Wannit Needit spell has had permanent lingering effects on the population.
<OOC> Bluestreak says, "I know for a FACT that Dash takes showers. .. Frickin' all that rainbow hair I gotta clean out of the drain. >:c"
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Oh, hush, Blue, you just sell it all to Scoots."
<OOC> Spike laughs.
<OOC> Bluestreak says, "Course I do. She pays good money for that!"
<OOC> Spike says, "...where does Scootaloo get money?"
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "And how much do you charge her for Dash's shave and haircut? Two bits?"
<OOC> Spike plays a rimshot on a drum kit that has appeared for the purpose.
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie always brings at least three of those.
Applejack's eyes pop open as her friends lock lips. For a moment, she's speechless. Then, finally, sounding rather flabbergasted, "Huh. Well. I, uh... Didn't see -that'un- a'comin'." She admits, not knowing quite what else to say about that.
Chance watches spell and commotion. "Well, if that's what it's like to swap bodies, I'll have to agree with you Applejack. It's all rather confusing." He blinks lightly at the kiss, then smirks. "Okay, I'm not sure if they're supposed to be -that- nice.."
They're just getting a head start on returning each other's saliva? This is certainly private issues, as Fluttershy told her. Nettie looks at the trap and the sudden glare of it blanks her vision and leaves her dizzy. Can she get something like that for home use? The area around her suddenly seems to be swimming with green and blue blurs and streaky afterimages, particularly given most of the time Nettleglum's in lowlight conditions, like undeveloped film. Purple eyes a-swirl, she shakes her head to try and clear it.
Bluestreak is so, so very glad he looked over his shoulder to make sure he wasn't being followed! If there's one thing he's happy for in this world it's his light sense of paranoia, oh HAPPY DA-- *CRUNCH* "GAH!', yep, he's crashed into the branches of one of the nearby apple trees, getting himself all tangled up and somehow or another hanging upside down, but luckily he's still able to watch the show.
BlueFeather thinks its just a little bit too late, as shes holding a camera up to her eye, and pressing the shutter switch. Hey Pinkie, Bluefeather found your camera! Course, right after she snaps that picture, Fluttershy is drawing her away, and covering her eyes, so the camera gets droped by into her saddlebags. She leans a little against Fluttershy and cocks her head, trying to figure out what it is that shes not saposed to be catching a look at.
Twilight_Sparkle staggers back, as the magical aura surrounding Dash and Rarity dissipates. She looks anxiously at her two friends. "Did it work? How are you both feeling?"
Rarity blinks quietly, pulling away from the kiss, cheeks still tinted a rosey scarlet, and her ears are still perky and erect. She glances about, looking down over herself, as if confused, and then SQUEALS! "It worked! I'm me again! I'm beautiful! Oh, Twilight, thank you! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! You don't know what this means to me! I shall NEVER call you nerd girl behind your back ever again, darling, I promise!"
Twilight_Sparkle beams at Rarity. "You're welcome! ...wait, what?"
After the kiss ends, Rainbow Dash looks down at herself a few times, then blinks owlishly through her purple eyes. "Darling! Whatever are you talking about? Knock off your joking this instant Rainbow Dash! Twilight Sparkle, get me out of this wretched and filthy skinny boned frame! My mane is /dreadful/." She wails as she slaps a hoof to her head, looking as dramatic as one can be. There is a bit of a pause, before a crooked grin fills her cyan colored muzzle. "Syke. Jus' playing."
Dear Princess Celestia.
This week, I learned that it's very difficult to walk in another ponies horse shoes, even if it looks easy. And I also learned there is such a thing as being TOO generous. This entire ordeal might have been avoided, if I'd simply let Rainbow Dash come to terms with her love life instead of trying to help her with it. That being said will you please represent me in a court of law? Rainbow, silly thing that she is, seems to have gone missing, after she destroyed my boutique.
*~*~* Truly yours, Rarity.*~*~*
The End
Twilight_Sparkle blinks. She walks over to the Rainbow Dash crash site, to inspect the book. "It's in rough shape! Is it important?"
Fluttershy flutters after Rainbow, launching into the air and looking down at her friend with her hoof covering a cringe. "Um...t-that was a very good first attempt. ...are you okay?"
BlueFeather pokes her head out from under Fluttershy so she can watch, after all, Rarty is one of the few pegasi shes not calling an evil wing pony
Rainbow_Dash nearly SHRIEKS. "Of COURSE it's important! YOU, are going to get me back into my beautiful body! I am TIRED of this horrible...blue...winged...mess! Just look at this horrid mane, Twilight! I can't stand it! And she never showers! I can't get the smell of sweat out of my coat and the ponies that keep trotting up to me and demanding races...YOU. ARE. MY. LAST. HOPE!" Rainbow whimpers quietly.
Derpy shouts "~ DEEERRRRRRRRRRRP! ~" (Public-shout)
PUB >> Barnstormer says, "Oh dear, she's gone to Derp."
PUB >> Pinkie_Pie says, "She will sing you the song of her people!"
PUB >> Pollyapple says, "Howdy, Derpy! :DDD"
PUB >> Pinkie_Pie says, "(her people are muffins)"
PUB >> Derpy sing song of people other day. For now? HOW IS EQUESTRIAMUCK!?!?!
Twilight_Sparkle says "I don't know, girls. Are you that desperate? I've been researching your predicament almost constantly, and there are things I could try that will *probably* work, but..."
Rainbow_Dash Climbs to her hooves, and grasps Twlight by her neck, peering into the nerdy pony eye-to-eye. "I. AM. DESPERATE!" She begs, voice wavering juuuuust on the edge of insanity. "I, NEED, MY, BODY! I NEED to get back to being a unicorn! Not that there's anything wrong with Pegasi, but ...FIX THIS!
Chance trots out out of the house with an apple in his mouth, and glances around for a moment. That abruptly stops when he sees a number of ponies he knows, and starts heading in their direction, though does it lazily so they have plenty of time to notice him.
Twilight_Sparkle sighs. "All right! Rainbow Dash, rarity...come over here and stand side by side! Don't be shy. Get up close. Ideally you should be touching each other."
Pinkie_Pie butts Dashie in the side with her head. "Closer! CLOOOOSER," she urges.
Fluttershy lets herself sink back to the ground, tucking in her wings. "Um...s-should the rest of us stand back and, um...*not* touch?"
Applejack peeks her head out of a nearby cellar, a mite belatedly, at all the commotion. Hey, she's doin' important work down there! "Sweet Spigolds! What in tarnation are y'all makin' such a fuss about?" AJ asks as she climbs out, shutting the cellar door behind her with a loud CLUNK. Her ears perk up as she trots over "Ooooh, are you experimentin' on 'em, Twilight? .... can I watch?"
BlueFeather bobs her head, getting the other ponys name, yes, its partly Twi's falt! Then sneaks closer, to give a sniff at the two, still wearing the overlarge pink saddlebags, wich shes seemed to have grown rather attached to, even if thay are way oversized for her
Rarity Who's been standing to the side, immediately leaps atop Rainbow! "Aww yeah! I've been missin' the clouds! Not that blastin stuff with magic ain't cool. But I'm so totally done with this walking thing! I ran like 10 miles yesterday and I didn't lose an INCH off her butt! I'm ready for my body!" She squeals.
Red_Velvet has arrived.
Pinkie_Pie noogies Fluttershy with a hoof. "Awww, relax, Flutterbutter! It's not like some catstrophic magical accident is gonna happen to everypony here causing hysterical mayhem."
Rainbow_Dash gives Rarity a long, narrow eyed gaze and legs her head drop. They're touching, one next to the other and Rainbow closes her eyes. "Please let this work. Please, please, please. I can't take another moment of this. "She whines.
Twilight_Sparkle looks at Rarity and Rainbow Dash. "Now, girls. The important thing to remember here is that you're friends. Even if you're completely sick of each other, and kinda know things about each other that are...awkward, you're close friends. Right?" She looks at the two other ponies, expecting an answer, hopefully in the affirmative.
Chance gets over to the group, but noticing that something odd is going on, and seeing Twilight here, he guesses there's going to be magic tossed about. He stands back from the group, but watches curiously. "Mind if another pony sticks around to watch?" He decides to at least ask. It's the polite thing to do.
Fluttershy oo'oofs! "P-Pinkie Pie, I think we should be careful..." She raises her head, mane now a tangled nest from all the noogification. "Oh! Bluefeather, AJ, um, you please be careful, too!" Fluttershy pats the air placatingly with her hooves.
Derpy happens to fly by at this point, wearing her mailbags, vest, and cap. The vest is inside-out, but she gets points for effort, right? She stops to hover a short distance above the crowd and marvel blankly at the goings on, as is her wont.
( "Ah wouldn't wanna miss this.... whatever's gonna happen." AJ replies to both Chance and Flutter. Sure, there's always reason to be worried when that confangled magic is involved, but she trusts Twilight to wield it more than just anypony. That's doesn't stop her from preparing to dive behind a haybale at any moment! )
BlueFeather expects she would do better if she understood more than 2 or three words out of what Fluttershy is say. Her wings give a little flick, and she crouches low, continuing to sneak slowly and surely twords Rainbow Dash, her tail giving a little flick, planing to give the rainbow maned mare a nip on her tail.
Rarity nods her head. "Yeah! Secrets! Like Rarity's diary! Or the number of books she has with the word "Sensual" on the cover! She must have one for every day of the year! No wonder she's got a marshmellow rump! Need to get out and run some laps with me!"
Nettleglum is looming up behind Fluttershy. How long has she been there? How did she wander in? Why is there potting soil in her mane? "What are we watching, Fluttershy, dear?"
Pinkie_Pie flops on Fluttershy's back. Propping her head on her hooves, she watches with interest. "This is great! It's like a carnival! Maybe it IS Cider Season after all! Applejack, are you hdiing some No Really Totally Non-Alocholic Beverage around here?"
Soaring high in the sky is the actual REASON for the mindswap, a large blue pegasus coming in from the west at a fairly casual pace as the stallion's on his way home. Idly glancing around at the scenery he's never gotten tired of he happens to notice a group of ponies down by the orchard below, brow lifting a little as he swoops down to investigate.
Rainbow_Dash glares quietly at Rarity and finally, lets her head hang. "Whatever it takes to get me back into my body, darling. Even if she DID destroy my boutique, it shall be worth it to have my magic back. Oh, poor Opal must be so confused ...I shall have to make her something special tonight. And yes. I have discovered some VERY awkward things about Rainbow. But I promise to keep those a secret. We are, of course...friends. "She explains, drawing out a slow shakey breath at that last word. "Rainbow. You did NOT, touch my collection of.........'reading material' did you?!" She shrieks in alarm!
Twilight_Sparkle nods to Chance and Fluttershy and everyone else. "All of you, do give these ponies a wide berth! Just for a minute or two. This will be quick, but it's potentially dangerous." She turns back to Dash and Rarity, sighing and rolling her eyes a little bit. "I need you to think positive thoughts about each other! This spell will work, but it will ONLY work if you two can put your differences aside and feel each other's worth. Now, girls..." Her horn seems to ignite, magical light shooting out to form a sort of dome around Rarity and Dash, casting the assembled ponies in an eerie light. "I want you to look into each other's eyes, and each say something you sincerely like about the other pony!"
Potentially dangerous. Chance is unconcerned, at least about himself, but hangs back with Applejack at any rate. Potentially dangerous has a habit of getting deflected around him, so he keeps it safer for everyone. Besides, he gets a better view from here, chomping away on his apple. "I wonder what it's like to be in another body.." he muses abscently.
Fluttershy jumps in place - she'd probably take to the air if Pinkie weren't weighing her down. Eeeeeek! "N-Nettleglum! I'm sorry. I-I didn't see you there. Um..." Fluttershy turns her eyes back toward Rarity and Rainbow Dash, tail flicking awkwardly. "Um...Rainbow and Rarity are having some, um...private issues." Her ears pin back at Twilight's repeated warning. "We should probably all stand back."
Barnstormer has arrived.
Rarity and Rainbow Dash, saying somethin' -nice- about each other? Hot dang, now this will be worth watchin' just for that, even if the magic isn't a spectacle; though, Twilight doesn't seem intent on dissapointing them.
Applejack takes a step back and steadies her hat as if it might get blown off. "Pretty freaky, ah'd imagine.." She asides casually to Chance.
Ooh, potentially dangerous, Nettie came by just in time, then. If Twilight can add emotionally scarring to the list then this should be far better than tunneling for nightgrubs or... whatever it was she was doing around the outskirts of the farm. "All right," she agrees flatly. And takes one very stiff lurching pace backwards, unvolunteering.
BlueFeather really really needs to work on her comunications skills, she might be well read and able to write well, but after the frist three words Twilight says, she draws a blank on the rest. She continues her carefull stalk of Rainbow Dash, and is probably closer than she should be, but, she is good at getting in the way, and being where shes not wanted.
Bluestreak's hooves touch down against the ground and the large blue stallion takes a few galloping steps, but as soon as he sees a particular white unicorn and a rainbow-maned pegaus his wings flap a few times to take him back to the air without looking back, muttering a low "Nope." under his breath.
Rarity glances at Rainbowdash, twisting so she's looking directly into the other ponies eyes. "I like Rarity's sense of uh, her uh, her big white marshmellow rump! I mean, she's got a really good fashion sense!" She exclaims and leans in closer, looking into her own eyes, muzzle to muzzle and suddenly, she's kissing the other pony, full on the lips, with a long, loud SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH!
Pinkie_Pie's jaw drops. "Wooooah! Wow, they're following Twilight's directions /really well!/ That's a heck of a lot of appreciation AND touching! ... and I don't have my camera!" she starts patting down her sides frantically, vainly tryin g to locate it in a nonexistent pocket. "Hey! Where are my saddlebags?"
Derpy gasps even more brightly than normal.
Rainbow_Dash sighs quietly, but follows the instructions as she's been told. "I find Rainbow Dash's desire to race and compete to be adequate. And uh, her personal hygine is.....alarming. No, no, let me try again, I think her perchant for rescuing ponies is amazing, and I wish I could- "She squeaks suddenly cut off by the kiss, her eyes widening and she BLUSHES glancing around at the crowd around her. "MMmhmmhmmh!!" Is this whats supposed to happen? Say something nice, sure, but this? Her ears redden and perk up in alarm, and quietly...Well nopony will notice if she kisses her back, right?
As the two ponies lock lips, there's a bright flash, so bright that anypony looking directly at it will be blinded momentarily as by a camera flash. Twilight herself shuts her eyes tight, concentrating, holding the spell.
Fluttershy blushes, but for some reason she just can't bring herself to look away. She does, however, pull Bluefeather back into frame and cover the little filly's eyes.
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie sometimes thinks Twilight's Wannit Needit spell has had permanent lingering effects on the population.
<OOC> Bluestreak says, "I know for a FACT that Dash takes showers. .. Frickin' all that rainbow hair I gotta clean out of the drain. >:c"
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Oh, hush, Blue, you just sell it all to Scoots."
<OOC> Spike laughs.
<OOC> Bluestreak says, "Course I do. She pays good money for that!"
<OOC> Spike says, "...where does Scootaloo get money?"
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "And how much do you charge her for Dash's shave and haircut? Two bits?"
<OOC> Spike plays a rimshot on a drum kit that has appeared for the purpose.
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie always brings at least three of those.
Applejack's eyes pop open as her friends lock lips. For a moment, she's speechless. Then, finally, sounding rather flabbergasted, "Huh. Well. I, uh... Didn't see -that'un- a'comin'." She admits, not knowing quite what else to say about that.
Chance watches spell and commotion. "Well, if that's what it's like to swap bodies, I'll have to agree with you Applejack. It's all rather confusing." He blinks lightly at the kiss, then smirks. "Okay, I'm not sure if they're supposed to be -that- nice.."
They're just getting a head start on returning each other's saliva? This is certainly private issues, as Fluttershy told her. Nettie looks at the trap and the sudden glare of it blanks her vision and leaves her dizzy. Can she get something like that for home use? The area around her suddenly seems to be swimming with green and blue blurs and streaky afterimages, particularly given most of the time Nettleglum's in lowlight conditions, like undeveloped film. Purple eyes a-swirl, she shakes her head to try and clear it.
Bluestreak is so, so very glad he looked over his shoulder to make sure he wasn't being followed! If there's one thing he's happy for in this world it's his light sense of paranoia, oh HAPPY DA-- *CRUNCH* "GAH!', yep, he's crashed into the branches of one of the nearby apple trees, getting himself all tangled up and somehow or another hanging upside down, but luckily he's still able to watch the show.
BlueFeather thinks its just a little bit too late, as shes holding a camera up to her eye, and pressing the shutter switch. Hey Pinkie, Bluefeather found your camera! Course, right after she snaps that picture, Fluttershy is drawing her away, and covering her eyes, so the camera gets droped by into her saddlebags. She leans a little against Fluttershy and cocks her head, trying to figure out what it is that shes not saposed to be catching a look at.
Twilight_Sparkle staggers back, as the magical aura surrounding Dash and Rarity dissipates. She looks anxiously at her two friends. "Did it work? How are you both feeling?"
Rarity blinks quietly, pulling away from the kiss, cheeks still tinted a rosey scarlet, and her ears are still perky and erect. She glances about, looking down over herself, as if confused, and then SQUEALS! "It worked! I'm me again! I'm beautiful! Oh, Twilight, thank you! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! You don't know what this means to me! I shall NEVER call you nerd girl behind your back ever again, darling, I promise!"
Twilight_Sparkle beams at Rarity. "You're welcome! ...wait, what?"
After the kiss ends, Rainbow Dash looks down at herself a few times, then blinks owlishly through her purple eyes. "Darling! Whatever are you talking about? Knock off your joking this instant Rainbow Dash! Twilight Sparkle, get me out of this wretched and filthy skinny boned frame! My mane is /dreadful/." She wails as she slaps a hoof to her head, looking as dramatic as one can be. There is a bit of a pause, before a crooked grin fills her cyan colored muzzle. "Syke. Jus' playing."
Dear Princess Celestia.
This week, I learned that it's very difficult to walk in another ponies horse shoes, even if it looks easy. And I also learned there is such a thing as being TOO generous. This entire ordeal might have been avoided, if I'd simply let Rainbow Dash come to terms with her love life instead of trying to help her with it. That being said will you please represent me in a court of law? Rainbow, silly thing that she is, seems to have gone missing, after she destroyed my boutique.
*~*~* Truly yours, Rarity.*~*~*
The End
