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Post by Nettleglum on May 19, 2012 13:54:18 GMT -5
Dateline: Ponyville THE PONYVILLE Daily, our town's largest newspaper (Circulation: Ponyville and outlying farms) announces that it will be under new ownership and management effective this week. The staff of the Ponyville Daily sends their best wishes to retiring owner and editor-in-chief Frontpage; send us all a postcard from Acapulcolt! While the details of the sale have not been publicly disclosed, new owner Inkwell has issued a statement denying that excessive consumption of wine, hard cider, and a bed of prized tulips in Canterlot is in any way responsible for the transfer of ownership . The entire staff of the Ponyville Daily welcomes our new editor-in-chief and is assured Inkwell will continue to uphold the journalistic traditions the newspaper is known for. NOTE: Mses. Apple_Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie_Belle are strongly encouraged to contact the paper should they be interested in a continuation of their former Foal Free Press byline. ADDITIONAL NOTE: Ms. Sky_Blue is strongly encouraged to call or schedule before visiting our offices, as we will be closed that day. Possibly vacant.
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