Post by Nettleglum on May 30, 2012 0:23:39 GMT -5
DATELINE: APPLELOOSA
(Forwarded to Ponyville via /The Appleloosa Almanac and Register/; reprinted, /Ponyville Daily/.)
FRESH FROM his recent rodeo tour of Equestria, the former blue-ribbon champion GUNSTAR and his assistant SIDE_KICK have settled down in Appleloosa, after a scandal which derailed the stallion's career and has left him disqualified for future professional rodeo competition. Following a public statement in which he stated he didn't intend to 'let any apple-buck'n filly stop him from show'n what he could do', Gunstar immediately attempted to participate in local rodeo around the Appleloosa/Buffalo Desert region, under the close scrutiny of all concerned to insure his honesty in these events. Needless to say, without the /earnest/ help of his assistant, Gunstar's success has been rather limited. We at the Appleloosa A&R were as surprised as anypony to learn there are, in fact, infrared-ribbons to be awarded to below, below last place.
Ponies need not feel too worried concerning Mister Gunstar's future livelihood, as his lack of natural grace currently assures him a new popular following, as well as a steady income, as Appleloosa's new leading Rodeo Clown for hire, foal parties and birthdays a specialty.
(Forwarded to Ponyville via /The Appleloosa Almanac and Register/; reprinted, /Ponyville Daily/.)
FRESH FROM his recent rodeo tour of Equestria, the former blue-ribbon champion GUNSTAR and his assistant SIDE_KICK have settled down in Appleloosa, after a scandal which derailed the stallion's career and has left him disqualified for future professional rodeo competition. Following a public statement in which he stated he didn't intend to 'let any apple-buck'n filly stop him from show'n what he could do', Gunstar immediately attempted to participate in local rodeo around the Appleloosa/Buffalo Desert region, under the close scrutiny of all concerned to insure his honesty in these events. Needless to say, without the /earnest/ help of his assistant, Gunstar's success has been rather limited. We at the Appleloosa A&R were as surprised as anypony to learn there are, in fact, infrared-ribbons to be awarded to below, below last place.
Ponies need not feel too worried concerning Mister Gunstar's future livelihood, as his lack of natural grace currently assures him a new popular following, as well as a steady income, as Appleloosa's new leading Rodeo Clown for hire, foal parties and birthdays a specialty.