The Return of Gabby Gums - Paper #2

[Sky Blue]

All these headlines, articles, and photographs are published ICly in the Ponyville and Canterlot newspapers! Enjoy, spread about, and don't forget to discuss ICly!

Steamy Royal Affair: Cheating Mead Mare and Pathetic Prince!
[Photograph of Sky Blue snuggled up in bed with Prince Blueblood]

Canterlot Softie Elected as Ponyville Chancellor
[Photograph of Marble Memory flailing and looking terrified at an irregularly-shaped paperclip]

Apple Family Youth Vandalises Competition
[Photograph of Apple Bloom destroying a juice cart at Hilly Pond]

Vegas Musical 'Our Gay Son Bardigan and His Fruity Friend Skyheart' is a Smash Hit
[Photograph of Bardigan and Skyheart in a very risque position]

Element of Generosity is Element of Frugality: Local Seamstress Sells CHEAP, FACTORY-MADE DRESSES
[Photograph of Rarity looking devious]

Ponyville Chancellor Loses Newborn Foal
[Photograph of Marble Memory being more frantic than usual, cantering around Ponyville]

Louty Lesbian Lionbirds Lease Local Lunchroom
[Photograph of Gilda and Chessa looking drunk and out of their skulls at a Canterlot rave]

Fillydelphia in Ruins: Mayor Visited Pancake Restaurant "Ah just don't know what went wrong!"
[Photograph of an enormous crater with Sky Blue in the center, looking confused]

[Skyheart]

The last one I might be inclined to believe.

[Solar Solstice]

That was /my/ juice cart :<

[Gilda]

That second-to-last one is a fabrication. I don't -rave-. Raving is for dweebs too dweeby to show up at REGULAR nightclubs. Raves are a very particular kind of -disease- that were widespread in the early 90s. Symptoms of infection included wearing idiotic neon clothing and thinking Happy Hardcore is listenable music.

Someone Photoshopped me in that photo from having been drunk off my tail some OTHER time.