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Post by medley on Mar 7, 2013 8:57:30 GMT -5
Today's paper that has been tossed on everyone's doorstep has a front page splash with a picture of a furious Medley, a triumphant Diamond Dancer, and other customers in the Cafe Tobiano looking both amused and mortified. (more on page 5!)
The Caption: PONYVILLES's NEWEST CELEBRITY FEELS THE BURN.
It looks like our new up and coming singer / song writer Miss Medley is learning first hoof that you don't try and weasel in on Princess Luna's manwich!
Our reporters on scene interviewed several ponies at the Cafe Tobiano after what appears to be a major cat fight between Luna's new Knight, otherwise known as the Stalwart Solo and Vinyl Scratch's new pop starlet, Medley. What could they have been fighting about? Who else? A boy. Seems like Medley was trying to snuggle up with Equestria famous and current boytoy of Princess Luna known as Bardigan.
Several key witnesses state that the young royal pony stormed in and immediately threw Medley under the proverbial bus. Yikes! That will teach her! Let's see if a new song may hit the air waves later. The pop star looked none too pleased as she rushed out of the cafe in tears followed by world famous Rainbow Dash, the element of loyalty. Drama! Drama! Drama! Will there a bar room beat down in the future?
When reached for a comment at the Royal Palace, our reporter has yet to be heard back from! What appears to be a meteor crater has also been discovered outside in the courtyard where our reporter was last seen. We'll take that as a No Comment.
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