Post by Diamond on Dec 28, 2013 3:02:48 GMT -5
Day 1:
Princess Luna has asked ME, Diamond D. Dancer to find and secure the missing "Wisp Mother" She is apparently the mother of all Wisps and as such, important to the Princess of the night! I must not fail! Princess Luna shares that the Wisp Mother is oft seen in pumpkin patches. This is where I shall start my quest! I have already taken several steps to ensure that I am victorious. I went to the library and read all about Will-o-wisps, and stopped by Sugar cube corner to collect some candy, pie, and cake to help lure out a wisp. Should be a cake walk.
Just in case, I hired Castle Guard "Glitter Storm" To assist this time. My team shall be composed of Bardigan, My big Brother, Clara, my personal protector, and Diamond Dog, Fluttershy, who has extensive knowledge of animals, and Glitterstorm. The five of us can't possibly lose! For now, I'm going to scout out the pumpkin patch and look for leads.
Day 2: Ok, so. I spent all night in the pumpkin patch looking for the smallest trace of Wisps. Nothing. Nadda. Zippo. Ziltch. Not a problem. I'm not discouraged. THIS is why the Princess choose ME after all. She says I can accomplish miracles! I interviewed the Pumpkin's Patch, Pie, and Seed, but they didn't turn up any leads. Lame, but spirits are still high.
Day 3: Ok, this sucks. Suuuper bored. Decided there's no action here, and I don't need Fluttershy, Clara, Glitterstorm, or Bardigan. I spent the entire night staring at pumpkins, and not a single one of them displayed any sort of evidence that there might be a Will-o-wisp somewhere near by. This is like the most BORING Mission ever. I hate this. Remind me to ask the Princess to re-assign me to something less boring.
Day 4: OK. New plan. Take the candy, Pie, and Cake I have and put it into a pumpkin. This is BRILLIANT. OKokokokok, check it out. I am going to fill this pumpkin with treats and take it into the Everfree Forest. I know all sorts of crazy stuff goes on in the forest, and if the wisps aren't HERE they've GOT to be there! Fool proof plan.
OMG WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE OWLBEARS IN THE EVERFREE FOREST?! [BUY SOME APPLES] ME. THEY'RE MEAN. THEY ALSO EAT FILLIES!! WHY DIDN'T SOMEPONY TRY TO STOP ME FROM DOING THIS?!
Fun Fact: It's mating season. Owl Bears will try to find a awesome 'gift' for a mate and offer it over the other Owl Bears.
Additional Fun Fact: A little pony with a pumpkin filled with treats apparently counts as an awesome gift.
Day 5: Seriously regretting the "pumpkin-filled-with-treats-plan" I woke up in a cave. Also in a cage. This kind of sucks. As soon as I regain use of my left eye, and I can walk properly, I am going to march right up to those owl bears and explain why you DON'T MESS WITH MEMBERS OF LUNA'S COURT.
Day 6: I am now queen of the Owl Bears. ._.
Day 7: I have discovered the owl bears intend to move towards the crown and over throw the throne. Aaaaawkward. I'm supposed to lead them to victory, and usurp the crown in a triumphant coup. Princess Luna is gonna be maaaaaaad...
Addendum. I realize the owlbears do not know where the throne is, or whom the current princess is....
Day 8:
I have successfully tricked the Owl Bears into believing the 'castle' in Happy Fun Land is the REAL castle where Princess Luna is. In other events... WE'RE GOING TO HAPPY FUN LAND! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
Day 12: BEST VACATION EVER!! I TOTALLY FORGOT WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING, BUT THE OWLBEAR KING WON ME A GIANT STUFFED ANIMAL. OMG SO SNUGLY. I LOVE IT.
Princess Luna has asked ME, Diamond D. Dancer to find and secure the missing "Wisp Mother" She is apparently the mother of all Wisps and as such, important to the Princess of the night! I must not fail! Princess Luna shares that the Wisp Mother is oft seen in pumpkin patches. This is where I shall start my quest! I have already taken several steps to ensure that I am victorious. I went to the library and read all about Will-o-wisps, and stopped by Sugar cube corner to collect some candy, pie, and cake to help lure out a wisp. Should be a cake walk.
Just in case, I hired Castle Guard "Glitter Storm" To assist this time. My team shall be composed of Bardigan, My big Brother, Clara, my personal protector, and Diamond Dog, Fluttershy, who has extensive knowledge of animals, and Glitterstorm. The five of us can't possibly lose! For now, I'm going to scout out the pumpkin patch and look for leads.
Day 2: Ok, so. I spent all night in the pumpkin patch looking for the smallest trace of Wisps. Nothing. Nadda. Zippo. Ziltch. Not a problem. I'm not discouraged. THIS is why the Princess choose ME after all. She says I can accomplish miracles! I interviewed the Pumpkin's Patch, Pie, and Seed, but they didn't turn up any leads. Lame, but spirits are still high.
Day 3: Ok, this sucks. Suuuper bored. Decided there's no action here, and I don't need Fluttershy, Clara, Glitterstorm, or Bardigan. I spent the entire night staring at pumpkins, and not a single one of them displayed any sort of evidence that there might be a Will-o-wisp somewhere near by. This is like the most BORING Mission ever. I hate this. Remind me to ask the Princess to re-assign me to something less boring.
Day 4: OK. New plan. Take the candy, Pie, and Cake I have and put it into a pumpkin. This is BRILLIANT. OKokokokok, check it out. I am going to fill this pumpkin with treats and take it into the Everfree Forest. I know all sorts of crazy stuff goes on in the forest, and if the wisps aren't HERE they've GOT to be there! Fool proof plan.
OMG WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?! DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE OWLBEARS IN THE EVERFREE FOREST?! [BUY SOME APPLES] ME. THEY'RE MEAN. THEY ALSO EAT FILLIES!! WHY DIDN'T SOMEPONY TRY TO STOP ME FROM DOING THIS?!
Fun Fact: It's mating season. Owl Bears will try to find a awesome 'gift' for a mate and offer it over the other Owl Bears.
Additional Fun Fact: A little pony with a pumpkin filled with treats apparently counts as an awesome gift.
Day 5: Seriously regretting the "pumpkin-filled-with-treats-plan" I woke up in a cave. Also in a cage. This kind of sucks. As soon as I regain use of my left eye, and I can walk properly, I am going to march right up to those owl bears and explain why you DON'T MESS WITH MEMBERS OF LUNA'S COURT.
Day 6: I am now queen of the Owl Bears. ._.
Day 7: I have discovered the owl bears intend to move towards the crown and over throw the throne. Aaaaawkward. I'm supposed to lead them to victory, and usurp the crown in a triumphant coup. Princess Luna is gonna be maaaaaaad...
Addendum. I realize the owlbears do not know where the throne is, or whom the current princess is....
Day 8:
I have successfully tricked the Owl Bears into believing the 'castle' in Happy Fun Land is the REAL castle where Princess Luna is. In other events... WE'RE GOING TO HAPPY FUN LAND! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
Day 12: BEST VACATION EVER!! I TOTALLY FORGOT WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING, BUT THE OWLBEAR KING WON ME A GIANT STUFFED ANIMAL. OMG SO SNUGLY. I LOVE IT.