Post by Diamond on Jan 8, 2014 16:45:15 GMT -5
They stared. The mountain of clothing on the floor was less appealing, but the numerous magic artifacts, treasures, and powerful god-like items that were haphazardly scattered around was frankly alarming. With the books piled next to the telescope, the posters and signed auto-graphical novels of Wonderbolts, and countless star charts, action figures, and stuffed animals, Bardigan was standing staunchly in his decision.
"You need to clean your room." He muttered to the tiny filly standing next to him, peering into the aforementioned room. Diamond gave one of her trademark, brash, toothy grins and shook her head.
"Naw, it's like, totally just how I like it!" She quipped. Bardigan rolled his eyes.
"It's a pigsty."
"Technically, it's a pony-sty. Thus it's perfect." She pipped.
"You can't see the floor."
"We're Pegasi, Bardy! We can fly! Floors are overrated!"
"It's an atrocious mess."
"It's organized chaos."
"Look, clean it or you don't get dessert."
"I can't TASTE Dessert! HA!"
"It's not healthy for you to live like this." Bardigan groaned.
"Da princess said it was fine! She's cool with it, by way of her not telling me she didn't like it." Explained Diamond.
"Well the Princess is allowed to destroy whatever she wants in the castle but here, in MY house, we follow MY rules, young filly. "
"Didn't she destroy our bathroom?" Diamond quipped, and watched as a pale shudder rippled across Bardigan's form. He stared into the distance for several moments, and gave a shuddering sigh.
"We. Do. NOT. Speak of the bathroom."
"Check, and, mate." Diamond grinned. Cheeky little...Bardigan sighed and hung his head, offering it a miserable shake. Little sisters...
"Can you at LEAST find a safe place for all of these artifacts? I mean, the Wish from Celestia, the Orb of winter, the Grounder's Collar, the, look, just hide this stuff, ok?" The elder pegasi asked, and gave a sigh of relief when Diamond's eyes lit up, and she nodded.
"Sure ding big bro! I've got just da place for dis!" She announced, wrapping her hooves around the little glowing gem hanging about her neck. Bardigan's ears immediately drew back, but before he could utter a single hint of protest, Diamond had already made a wish.
"I wish I had a place ta put alllll my treasures from my room! Someplace safe!" She barked, and instantly vanished into a puff of smoke.
And replaced with a giant steel safe.
Bardigan would have liked to have been surprised- he really would have, but he simply gave a dismal sigh, non-pulsed by the sudden change in the principals of physics.
"Diamond...come out of there." He drooled. There was a momentary pause, before the inside of the safe made a heavy 'THUMP' noise and then there was silence.
"Huh...door....is...locked. Ya know, Bardy, I know dat gittin dis, has been a huge chunk of my life n' all, and I'm da 'star seeker' ...But I kinda hate dis ding. " A muffled voice rang out from inside the Safe. Bardigan rolled his eyes and rested his fore hooves on the door, giving it a sharp tug. The door didn't budge.
"Ok, ok, look, no big deal, no pressure, just make a wish to get the door open. " Bardigan chimed nervously. There was silence.
"I don't wanna...What if da star takes me somewhere else? What if it takes me to Detrot! I DON'T WANNA GO TO DETROT BARDY!" Diamond squeaked. Bardigan gave a groan.
"Yes, who knows what diseased filth you'd bring back with you."
"I was worried about YOU. I've seen your dates, big bruddah."
"Ok, first, my dates are the classiest you'll find this side of Equestria. B. You need to make a wish, so you won't suffocate. Bardigan advised, and perked an ear, waiting for his sister's compliance.
"Not happenin! I tried ta use dis ding on a whim, and look what happened! J, just hurry up n' call a lock smith or somedin. I can't even stretch my wings in here! I'm tryin' not ta freak out, but I'd really like ta not be in here no more. Also, what's suffocate mean?" She squeaked. Bardigan winced.
"Uh...It means you'll run out of air, lil ge-"
"GETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOU-"
"OK! OKokokok! J, just repeat after me, alright! "I wish, I were in Bardigan's living room, on the rug, and NOT in the safe, with all limbs in tact, and completely free of physical restrictions. " He announced, hoping that his wish would be perfectly specific.
"I wish, I were in Bardigan's livin' room, on da rug, and NOT in da safe, wif all limbs in tact, and completely free of physical restrictions!" She announced. The safe shook for half a second, before, Bardigan quickly perked his ears.
"Lil Gem? Diamond? Are you in there?" He asked nervously. Behind him, Diamond trotted up and peered into the room, before tapping her brother on the side.
"Thanks Bardy! I was gittin' cramped...no problem though. I knew I could handle it!" She squawked. Bardigan rolled his eyes.
"Glad to hear it. You've got a room to clean, young filly. " He announced. Diamond Balked at him.
"And how am I supposed ta do dat? Dares a giant safe in da middle now! I can wish it somewhere else, if yo-"
"NO! NO!!! F, forget the room for now, ok? Ugh..."
".....check, and, mate." Diamond grinned.
"You need to clean your room." He muttered to the tiny filly standing next to him, peering into the aforementioned room. Diamond gave one of her trademark, brash, toothy grins and shook her head.
"Naw, it's like, totally just how I like it!" She quipped. Bardigan rolled his eyes.
"It's a pigsty."
"Technically, it's a pony-sty. Thus it's perfect." She pipped.
"You can't see the floor."
"We're Pegasi, Bardy! We can fly! Floors are overrated!"
"It's an atrocious mess."
"It's organized chaos."
"Look, clean it or you don't get dessert."
"I can't TASTE Dessert! HA!"
"It's not healthy for you to live like this." Bardigan groaned.
"Da princess said it was fine! She's cool with it, by way of her not telling me she didn't like it." Explained Diamond.
"Well the Princess is allowed to destroy whatever she wants in the castle but here, in MY house, we follow MY rules, young filly. "
"Didn't she destroy our bathroom?" Diamond quipped, and watched as a pale shudder rippled across Bardigan's form. He stared into the distance for several moments, and gave a shuddering sigh.
"We. Do. NOT. Speak of the bathroom."
"Check, and, mate." Diamond grinned. Cheeky little...Bardigan sighed and hung his head, offering it a miserable shake. Little sisters...
"Can you at LEAST find a safe place for all of these artifacts? I mean, the Wish from Celestia, the Orb of winter, the Grounder's Collar, the, look, just hide this stuff, ok?" The elder pegasi asked, and gave a sigh of relief when Diamond's eyes lit up, and she nodded.
"Sure ding big bro! I've got just da place for dis!" She announced, wrapping her hooves around the little glowing gem hanging about her neck. Bardigan's ears immediately drew back, but before he could utter a single hint of protest, Diamond had already made a wish.
"I wish I had a place ta put alllll my treasures from my room! Someplace safe!" She barked, and instantly vanished into a puff of smoke.
And replaced with a giant steel safe.
Bardigan would have liked to have been surprised- he really would have, but he simply gave a dismal sigh, non-pulsed by the sudden change in the principals of physics.
"Diamond...come out of there." He drooled. There was a momentary pause, before the inside of the safe made a heavy 'THUMP' noise and then there was silence.
"Huh...door....is...locked. Ya know, Bardy, I know dat gittin dis, has been a huge chunk of my life n' all, and I'm da 'star seeker' ...But I kinda hate dis ding. " A muffled voice rang out from inside the Safe. Bardigan rolled his eyes and rested his fore hooves on the door, giving it a sharp tug. The door didn't budge.
"Ok, ok, look, no big deal, no pressure, just make a wish to get the door open. " Bardigan chimed nervously. There was silence.
"I don't wanna...What if da star takes me somewhere else? What if it takes me to Detrot! I DON'T WANNA GO TO DETROT BARDY!" Diamond squeaked. Bardigan gave a groan.
"Yes, who knows what diseased filth you'd bring back with you."
"I was worried about YOU. I've seen your dates, big bruddah."
"Ok, first, my dates are the classiest you'll find this side of Equestria. B. You need to make a wish, so you won't suffocate. Bardigan advised, and perked an ear, waiting for his sister's compliance.
"Not happenin! I tried ta use dis ding on a whim, and look what happened! J, just hurry up n' call a lock smith or somedin. I can't even stretch my wings in here! I'm tryin' not ta freak out, but I'd really like ta not be in here no more. Also, what's suffocate mean?" She squeaked. Bardigan winced.
"Uh...It means you'll run out of air, lil ge-"
"GETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOUTGETMEOU-"
"OK! OKokokok! J, just repeat after me, alright! "I wish, I were in Bardigan's living room, on the rug, and NOT in the safe, with all limbs in tact, and completely free of physical restrictions. " He announced, hoping that his wish would be perfectly specific.
"I wish, I were in Bardigan's livin' room, on da rug, and NOT in da safe, wif all limbs in tact, and completely free of physical restrictions!" She announced. The safe shook for half a second, before, Bardigan quickly perked his ears.
"Lil Gem? Diamond? Are you in there?" He asked nervously. Behind him, Diamond trotted up and peered into the room, before tapping her brother on the side.
"Thanks Bardy! I was gittin' cramped...no problem though. I knew I could handle it!" She squawked. Bardigan rolled his eyes.
"Glad to hear it. You've got a room to clean, young filly. " He announced. Diamond Balked at him.
"And how am I supposed ta do dat? Dares a giant safe in da middle now! I can wish it somewhere else, if yo-"
"NO! NO!!! F, forget the room for now, ok? Ugh..."
".....check, and, mate." Diamond grinned.
