Post by Diamond on Feb 2, 2014 23:32:35 GMT -5
(10:06:19 PM) Bardigan: Diamond.
(10:14:32 PM) Diamond_Dancer: ...
(10:14:34 PM) Diamond_Dancer: Bardigan.
(10:14:56 PM) Bardigan: Did you clean your room after you came back from Detrot?
(10:15:08 PM) Bardigan: And killing vampires or whatever it was you were doing?
(10:15:46 PM) Diamond_Dancer: ...
(10:15:50 PM) Diamond_Dancer: I blame the Sea ponies
(10:15:58 PM) Bardigan: Sea ponies.
(10:16:03 PM) Bardigan: You're saying that sea ponies...
(10:16:07 PM) Bardigan: who live in the sea...
(10:16:09 PM) Bardigan: hundreds of miles from here...
(10:16:14 PM) Bardigan: came to the middle of Equestria.
(10:16:19 PM) Bardigan: Into your room.
(10:16:27 PM) Bardigan: And made it... *twirls hoof* like it is now?
(10:17:09 PM) Bardigan: You could have at least blamed Breezies.
(10:17:14 PM) Bardigan: I might have gone for that.
(10:19:11 PM) Diamond_Dancer: No.
(10:19:17 PM) Diamond_Dancer: I called upon the sea ponies for aid.
(10:19:21 PM) Diamond_Dancer: and they DID NOT COME
(10:19:35 PM) Bardigan: They're sea ponies!
(10:19:43 PM) Bardigan: Detrot, once again, is far from any sea.
(10:20:06 PM) Diamond_Dancer: I gave dem ample time to aid me in cleaning my room, and dey did not do it.
(10:20:10 PM) Diamond_Dancer: false advertising
(10:20:30 PM) Bardigan: I'm not cleaning it for you again, Diamond.
(10:20:41 PM) Bardigan: Do you think Princess Luna doesn't clean her room? Hmm?
(10:20:50 PM) Diamond_Dancer: you don't haf too! Dats da beauty of it! It's poyfect da way it is!
(10:20:57 PM) Diamond_Dancer: ...no...she probably doesn't!
(10:21:07 PM) Bardigan: ... Bad example.
(10:21:19 PM) Bardigan: Well, I clean my room!
(10:23:15 PM) Diamond_Dancer: Da office? Da one wif all da papers n' da quills, and da ink, and more paper, and more quills, da knick knacks, and da 'keepsakes' all ovah da place?
(10:23:28 PM) Diamond_Dancer: DAT room?
(10:23:37 PM) Bardigan: That isn't my 'room,' room!
(10:23:45 PM) Bardigan: My room is perfectly spotless!
(10:24:19 PM) Bardigan: Your room is as bad as my not-room room.
(10:24:30 PM) Bardigan: Do you see what I'm saying?
(10:25:31 PM) ***Diamond_Dancer nods her head slowly. "So...in ordah ta set da propah example for ME, you'se is sayin you'se needs ta clean you'se NOT room-room, in ordah for me ta learn da necessity ta clean my Room-room!
(10:26:26 PM) Bardigan: No!
(10:26:34 PM) Bardigan: My not-room room must be maintained exactly as is.
(10:26:37 PM) Diamond_Dancer: So I DON'T need ta clean my room!
(10:26:58 PM) Bardigan: It is not dirty. It is creatively chaotic.
(10:27:13 PM) Bardigan: Your room is unbridled catastrophe as presented by various household objects.
(10:27:16 PM) Diamond_Dancer: You'se is confusin! Once you'se figured out what you'se want me ta do, lemme know!
(10:27:25 PM) Bardigan: I want you to clean your room!
(10:27:29 PM) Bardigan: *pulls on his hat*
(10:27:36 PM) Diamond_Dancer: Which room? My room room? Or my not room room?
(10:27:53 PM) Bardigan: Your room room room! The ro... your.... my...
(10:27:57 PM) ***Bardigan flicks his tail. "Forget it."
(10:28:00 PM) Diamond_Dancer: ...
(10:28:04 PM) Diamond_Dancer: check annnnnd mate....
(10:28:41 PM) Diamond_Dancer: Hee hee hee, I ain't da brightest pony in ponyville, but I have my moments.
(10:14:32 PM) Diamond_Dancer: ...
(10:14:34 PM) Diamond_Dancer: Bardigan.
(10:14:56 PM) Bardigan: Did you clean your room after you came back from Detrot?
(10:15:08 PM) Bardigan: And killing vampires or whatever it was you were doing?
(10:15:46 PM) Diamond_Dancer: ...
(10:15:50 PM) Diamond_Dancer: I blame the Sea ponies
(10:15:58 PM) Bardigan: Sea ponies.
(10:16:03 PM) Bardigan: You're saying that sea ponies...
(10:16:07 PM) Bardigan: who live in the sea...
(10:16:09 PM) Bardigan: hundreds of miles from here...
(10:16:14 PM) Bardigan: came to the middle of Equestria.
(10:16:19 PM) Bardigan: Into your room.
(10:16:27 PM) Bardigan: And made it... *twirls hoof* like it is now?
(10:17:09 PM) Bardigan: You could have at least blamed Breezies.
(10:17:14 PM) Bardigan: I might have gone for that.
(10:19:11 PM) Diamond_Dancer: No.
(10:19:17 PM) Diamond_Dancer: I called upon the sea ponies for aid.
(10:19:21 PM) Diamond_Dancer: and they DID NOT COME
(10:19:35 PM) Bardigan: They're sea ponies!
(10:19:43 PM) Bardigan: Detrot, once again, is far from any sea.
(10:20:06 PM) Diamond_Dancer: I gave dem ample time to aid me in cleaning my room, and dey did not do it.
(10:20:10 PM) Diamond_Dancer: false advertising
(10:20:30 PM) Bardigan: I'm not cleaning it for you again, Diamond.
(10:20:41 PM) Bardigan: Do you think Princess Luna doesn't clean her room? Hmm?
(10:20:50 PM) Diamond_Dancer: you don't haf too! Dats da beauty of it! It's poyfect da way it is!
(10:20:57 PM) Diamond_Dancer: ...no...she probably doesn't!
(10:21:07 PM) Bardigan: ... Bad example.
(10:21:19 PM) Bardigan: Well, I clean my room!
(10:23:15 PM) Diamond_Dancer: Da office? Da one wif all da papers n' da quills, and da ink, and more paper, and more quills, da knick knacks, and da 'keepsakes' all ovah da place?
(10:23:28 PM) Diamond_Dancer: DAT room?
(10:23:37 PM) Bardigan: That isn't my 'room,' room!
(10:23:45 PM) Bardigan: My room is perfectly spotless!
(10:24:19 PM) Bardigan: Your room is as bad as my not-room room.
(10:24:30 PM) Bardigan: Do you see what I'm saying?
(10:25:31 PM) ***Diamond_Dancer nods her head slowly. "So...in ordah ta set da propah example for ME, you'se is sayin you'se needs ta clean you'se NOT room-room, in ordah for me ta learn da necessity ta clean my Room-room!
(10:26:26 PM) Bardigan: No!
(10:26:34 PM) Bardigan: My not-room room must be maintained exactly as is.
(10:26:37 PM) Diamond_Dancer: So I DON'T need ta clean my room!
(10:26:58 PM) Bardigan: It is not dirty. It is creatively chaotic.
(10:27:13 PM) Bardigan: Your room is unbridled catastrophe as presented by various household objects.
(10:27:16 PM) Diamond_Dancer: You'se is confusin! Once you'se figured out what you'se want me ta do, lemme know!
(10:27:25 PM) Bardigan: I want you to clean your room!
(10:27:29 PM) Bardigan: *pulls on his hat*
(10:27:36 PM) Diamond_Dancer: Which room? My room room? Or my not room room?
(10:27:53 PM) Bardigan: Your room room room! The ro... your.... my...
(10:27:57 PM) ***Bardigan flicks his tail. "Forget it."
(10:28:00 PM) Diamond_Dancer: ...
(10:28:04 PM) Diamond_Dancer: check annnnnd mate....
(10:28:41 PM) Diamond_Dancer: Hee hee hee, I ain't da brightest pony in ponyville, but I have my moments.