From a Filly...

[Diamond]

Dear Princess Luna:

Please come back soon. I miss you lots. You are my favorite and I love you.

~ Diamond Dancer.

[Diamond]

Dear Princess Luna:

Hey, it's me, Diamond Dancer. Remember? I'm the Night's Errant? I'm loyal to you to a fault. This is a fact. So you know that I'd never do anything on purpose to upset you. It is not my place to ask 'why' you do the things you do, with your infinite wisdom, but as a foal, sometimes I can't help myself.

I have noticed you have been using my dreams as extra storage space lately. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate not dreaming about my long lost birth mother every night and often my nightmares result in me waking up in scream fits of absolute terror, but something has been plaguing my mind lately, and I'm scared I won't be able to concentrate unless I receive an answer sometime soon.

In regards to using my dreams as extra storage space: WHY DO YOU NEED SO MANY BAGELS!? I just...I Can't...I....WHY?! There are like, a gazillion of them, and some of theme have cream cheese, and some of them do not. Some of them are toasted, and others are in fact, Toaster Strudels, not bagels at all, and I'm just so confused. Every night I dream I'm walking past row after row after row, and the Mare Crisisum attempts to pry me away with another nightmare, but I just can't stop thinking about the bagels. I mean, the creature you left in charge of nightmares says I have an important lesson to learn, and sometimes she manages to pull me away, but before I can really face my true demons the bagels return! God, don't even get me started on the Orange juice, or the croissants.

I'm...I don't think I'm mad. No, no, I'm not mad, but alarmingly puzzled at the occurrence of these bagels. Am I doing something wrong? Please respond.

Your Errant
~Diamond Dancer.

[Luna]

Left in Diamond Dancer's next dream:

Dear Diamond Dancer, Night's Errant,

I am on vacation bagel at the moment, and this is the only way I can reply. I apologize bagel bagel, but writing in dreams can be corrupted by and hard to read.

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bagel only way to keep them hot and fresh for so long is to store them in dreams, bagel time bagel bagelbagel bagel. Feel free BAGEL eat BAGEL. No one will notice a few thousand less.

Bagel not bagel fair bagel bagel entire bagel your dreams. Bagel bagel muffins bagel Dreamy Eyed Bagel's dreams. The scrambled eggs are in 's dreams, bagel bagel receiving date one day after bagel bagel bagel bagel he will not bagel.

Sweetie bagel wanted to go to Fancy.

  cake for Celestia bagel Eyed Mare's daughter's dreams, bagel bagel notice one food placing.

The Sky Blue's dreams, because with

Finally, sausage and bacon in Mare Crisium's bagel. Bagel bagel have dreams, and since bagel bagel bagel were worried the smell might bagel mortal mad.

With Affection And Great Pride,


PS - BagelbagelBAGELbagel fine anti-mind-control spell. Do not bagel need any dreams, I will bagel bagel myself when I get back.

PPS - .

[Derpy]

This is hilarious you guys.

I'm sure it will have consequences.

[Snapdragon]

!!!!!!!