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Post by Skyheart on Aug 8, 2012 15:27:49 GMT -5
PUB >> Senorita Scratchie giggles and cuddles with Marble PUB >> The Marbled Bloom of Salsa says, "<3 " PUB >> Princess Luig- er, Luna says, "Well! Now that we have seen the deep and true love between these young ponies, it is clear to us that we should not stand in its way after all." PUB >> Princess Luig- er, Luna says, "Marble, thee have our blessing, and suggest thee immediately introduce the love of thy life to the OTHER love of thy life... paperwork! We look forward to the blissful sighs of the hours and hours of joy thee, thy fiance, and a stack of forms have together!" PUB >> The Masked Wrestlerpony, El Magicko says, "You know he keeps trying to teach me how to file..." PUB >> Blair Witch Pony says, "Is this what the ponies call a 'threesome' these days, your highness?" PUB >> MapleWing says, "He'll have to teach her how to forge his name, then she can help out with his endless stack of paperwork!" PUB >> Senorita Scratchie says, "Oh dear." PUB >> Senorita Scratchie flees from the paperwork. PUB >> Blair Witch Pony corrects! Not a threesome! 'In triplicate!' PUB >> Princess Luig- er, Luna says, "Perhaps carbon paper is a bit... advanced for her first time? Mayhaps it would be best, good Cleric, if thee begin gentle and slow with some sensual tax filings." PUB >> Senorita Scratchie facehoofs.
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Post by Apple Bloom on Aug 10, 2012 14:40:36 GMT -5
PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue makes sure that Marble's most dangerous artifacts get lost in shipping and end up in Apple Bloom's bedroom. PUB >> The Marbled Bloom of Salsa says, "O... o-oh dear." PUB >> The Marbled Bloom of Salsa says, "Yay!" PUB >> Coder says, "The courage core is a blowhard and a coward." PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "We are hoping it might help her get her cutie mark. Obviously the clown failed because he didn't involve her in APPLE related villainy." PUB >> The Marbled Bloom of Salsa says, "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS ARTIFACT KEEPERS! YAY" PUB >> Coder says, "Cutie Mark Aquisition Program! " PUB >> The Marbled Bloom of Salsa lays ruin to all of Equestria, releases Discord, unleashes the terrors of Tartarus, and NEGLECTS TO FEED WINONA. PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "Which is what gets Applejack's notice and ends thy criminal spree." PUB >> Coder says, "You did what? NOBODY forgets to fee Winona!" PUB >> Coder says, "Fatal flaw right there!" PUB >> Ice says, "Bo! Ho ho ho ho hee ha hoo ha hee heh ho." PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "NOBODY PUTS FOAL IN THE CORNER!" PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "That really just does not work at all."
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Post by Luna on Aug 10, 2012 15:25:20 GMT -5
PUB >> The Colour Out of Ponyville says, "Cousin Patchwork has some spare parts here and there. ._." PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "Ho ho ho, and he IS a scamp, is he not?" PUB >> Mar-bel of Memton says, "Cousin Vague stopped by my office todau." PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "How could thee be certain?" PUB >> Coder says, "Vague us!" PUB >> Skyheart says, "Hello." PUB >> Mar-bel of Memton says, "Well, it's just... you know. He said some things. Did stuff. It was quite remarkable." PUB >> Coder just wanders around in the background, spouting weird things. PUB >> Coder says, "Hiya, Sky! " PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Who said what who huh?" PUB >> The Colour Out of Ponyville says, "He is very memorable." PUB >> Coder bites, "What's he look like?" PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "We shall never forget that day we met a pony who might have been him!" PUB >> Mar-bel of Memton says, "Oh, you know. He has fur. It's a decent color." PUB >> The Colour Out of Ponyville says, "Or her. ._." PUB >> Mar-bel of Memton says, "OR her." PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "But Cousin Vague DEFINITELY has gender." PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "Of some sort." PUB >> The Colour Out of Ponyville says, "Absolutely. Quite the charmer, Cousin Vague. Always makes an impression." PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "We were simply overwhelmed by his, her, or its genderness." PUB >> The Colour Out of Ponyville says, "Now, don't you go letting Cousin Vague turn your head, your highness. Tempting though that is." PUB >> Mar-bel of Memton says, "Yes, you can tell by watching the way Cousin Vague moves that Vague is... some type of pony." PUB >> Coder says, "How did you know Vague even HAD a gender?" PUB >> Coder sits back, smug. PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "How could we mistake it? That would be like not noticing that detail about Cousin Vague's mane!" PUB >> Coder says, "Vague had a mane?" PUB >> It's All Over Now Princess Blue says, "See? Even thou, the skeptic, noticed that Cousin Vague might have a mane!" PUB >> Coder says, "I'm not certain about that. I believe this is a conspiracy to frame someone else with the wrong identity!" PUB >> The Colour Out of Ponyville is too modest to speak of her Cousin, really. It's not everypony who has such noteworthy relatives. PUB >> Coder says, "Admiral Akbar might have an opinion on this! " PUB >> The Colour Out of Ponyville says, "No, dear. Traps are Cousin Snidely's hobby. ._." PUB >> The Colour Out of Ponyville really wishes they'd get the wiki back up so I can repost the entry on Nettie's family. ._.
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Scootaloo
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TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Aug 12, 2012 15:01:18 GMT -5
PUB >> The Almost Tallest, Luna says, "Firefly, find our parachute pants. We SHALL defend our reputation!" PUB >> The Mini Minion Firefly nods and dashes off to Omar in the far deserts of expandia. PUB >> MapleWing says, "SOmehow I don't think parachute pants will do anything to /help/ your repuation, Luna..." PUB >> The Mini Minion Firefly says, "Don't be silly. They are leopard print. With glitter." PUB >> Vinyl The Great says, "Glitter makes everything acceptable." PUB >> Call Me Nomad says, "Just the concept of Luna doing the Hammer Slide is enough to damage the mind." PUB >> MapleWing says, "I rest my case. " PUB >> BlueFeather hums, cocks her head, then drags Firefly off to a 70's/80's store, with lots of diferent styles of perachute pants PUB >> Romper says, "Well, there's not much else to do on the moon but learn crazy dances." PUB >> The Almost Tallest, Luna says, "We were thinking of printing 'THOU CAN TOUCH THIS NOT' on the back." PUB >> Vinyl The Great approves. XD PUB >> Romper approves too.
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Post by Skyheart on Aug 12, 2012 21:59:29 GMT -5
Nomad has connected. <OOC> Nomad leaps upon his connection with a staple gun. The ensuing fight crashes out the front door and down the street. Nomad has left.
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Nothing more needs to be said.
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Post by Bardigan on Aug 15, 2012 22:09:53 GMT -5
EconomistBrony is up to something? o.o Salsa_Verde beadyeyes. Rarity glares at Econ. "Wolf." Derpy tries to thread a pole through a slot on her tent. She looks over halfway done. And beads. Rarity says "I accuse Econ. ...He's evil." EconomistBrony chokes on a piece of lettuce. Derpy says "Shall see, perhaps!" Derpy says "Economisty!!" Derpy says "Are accus-ed. Your defense?" EconomistBrony is too busy choking on the piece of lettuce. Salsa_Verde experimentally holds up a spoonful of sauce to EB. EconomistBrony cough, cough. Someone help! Derpy goes over and peers. Skyheart says "This plan had better not result in my being backstabbed, my dear." ProgrammerPony can't help! He's a ghost! Rarity sighs and wanders over to hump Econ. Derpy flies in a loop and slams backward and upside-down into EB. Rarity ...hemmlick...Ho...how did..hump...I.. Rarity says "..." EconomistBrony ... Rarity slowly sinks behind Fluttershy... Bardigan's ghost is heard laughing from beyond the grave. BlueFeather humms, looks at Derpy's tent, "Umm, I thought the floor was saposed to be on the bottom? EconomistBrony chokes up his lettuce from the laughing. ProgrammerPony's ghost offers Bardigan's ghost some nectrojuice. Derpy looks at Bluefeather. "Is work in progress." Pinkie_Pie facehoofs. Sugar_Rush enters the forest from Whitetail Woods. <OOC> Bardigan would like to put that up in the funny quotes. Rarity says "Anyway, obviously, Econ is the wolf. And if he's not, it's Salsa. She's obviously trying to get rid of me because she's remarkably terrified of my genius deductive reasoning. mylittlefacewhen.com/f/1567/" <OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Hiya, Sugar!" <OOC> EconomistBrony says, "Go /right/ ahead, Bardigan."
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Post by Luna on Aug 19, 2012 11:09:43 GMT -5
Diamond_Dancer Dunks her head in! No time for being skiddish! It's a boon from Luna! *SPLERSH* Faceplant! After a few moments, she yanks her head up, eyes wide and swirling. "I CAN SEE MUSIC!" @_@
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Post by Firefly on Aug 19, 2012 22:18:32 GMT -5
ROFLS. : ) Thats our Diamond.
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Post by romper on Aug 21, 2012 15:52:13 GMT -5
(( So we were chatting about productivity, and then from out of nowhere... )) PUB >> Crown Blue is nude, idly fondling herself, and watching Goodnight Sweetheart <3 PUB >> Crown Blue says, "... um. Mav. o.o" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" PUB >> Romper boggles. PUB >> Romper LAUGHS. PUB >> Romper says, "PHFFFFFFFF" PUB >> Romper covers Vinyl's eyes. XD PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch mehs. XD PUB >> The AbHorsen says, "O.o Quotes thread, anypony?" PUB >> Romper says, "Well I'm sure as heck not covering my own!" PUB >> Romper nods. It should go there. XD PUB >> Crown Blue is totally not dropping herself in it. XD ----- AND THEN LATER, BONUS ROUND: PUB >> Crown Blue says, "And a strap-on." PUB >> Crown Blue says, "EFF IT." PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "HAHAHAHAHA." PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" PUB >> Romper says, "PHHHHHHHHF. "
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Post by Apple Bloom on Aug 22, 2012 11:42:24 GMT -5
PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "Ah have class! Ah'm even rulin' Equestria now!" PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Yeah rite, past me! Ah'd remember that!" PUB >> That Other Poet says, "How is everyone?" PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "Um. No y'all wouldn't. Y'all don't even remember what y'all had fer dinner last nawt." PUB >> E to the Clipse says, "Silly, apparently, Skyheart, everypony is very, very silly." PUB >> Crown Blue is great, Skyh! And y'all? "Ah totally remember what ah had fer dinner last night!" PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "We prefer the description 'Filled with an ebullient wit.'" PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "Fawn! Tell me, then!" PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Um... uh... " PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Well, ah KNOW it wasn't eatin' a bushel of apples off of Big Mac's belly..." PUB >> Crown Blue says, "That was Monday." PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "That was THURSDAY!" PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "WE dined on terror and cruelty in a burrito wrap covered in melted cheese." PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Oh, right. Close enough." PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "Also, if yer mah future self: Ew. " PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Mahn sounds sexier, Auntie Luna." PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Pfft. Y'all enjoy it, AB. It's a family thing." PUB >> MapleWing says, "BRB folks." PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "Also, thy IQ appears to drop steadily as thou age." PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "There must be some way to prevent this!" PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom must stay the brains of the CMC. PUB >> Crown Blue chews on her foot. 6.9 PUB >> Crown Blue says, "OH SWEET LUNA WHERE HAVE MAH HOOVES GONE?!" PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "They're on yer legs!" PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "The good news is, thy competition is Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle." PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "... So ya'll are sayin' ah could lose a lot of AH-CEW b'fore they're a threat t'me?" PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "Thou shall be a braindead ninnyhammer ere Sweetie Belle is competition for thy leadership." PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom looks at Sky Blue. PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "Still smarter than Sweetie Belle." PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom rubs her muzzle thoughtfully. PUB >> Crown Blue says, "What's ah-cew? o.O" PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "...slightly." PUB >> Crown Blue chews on her hoof again. PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna explains to Apple Bloom, "Replace the chewing with applying hoof polish, and tell us that is not Sweetie Belle." PUB >> Romper feeds Crown Blue some bran muffins. PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "...on second thought, perhaps thy efforts are better turned to never growing up rather than rule." PUB >> Crown Blue says, "But Apple Bloom NEEDS t'grow up, or ah won't exist!" PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "XD" PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "Are thou familiar with the phrase 'acceptable losses'?" PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "... How do ah keep from growin' up? D:" PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Ain't that one of them fancy gameshows?" PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna addresses Apple Bloom, "Who knows? Best apply thy brains to the puzzle while they last." PUB >> Romper says, "Well, let's examine this rationally. What happens when you grow up? Your legs get a bit longer, so keep trimming them to the same size. Your head and body get bigger, so enclose them in a device that keeps them the same size (Bonzai AppleBloom). You also move up grades in school, so deliberately never learn anything. It's easy to never grow up!" PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom goes back to thinking. PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "That works well for regular foals, but would merely hasten her likeness to Sky Blue." PUB >> Romper says, "Aah." PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "Sky is not even that old, so Apple had best hurry." PUB >> Romper nods in agreement. Think quickly! PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Ah learned the word 'book' yesterday! :)" PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "Kin ah break into repositories of vast amounts of magic?" PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "Would thou not do it with or without permission?" PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom says, "If ah got permission ah'd probably not do it. Ah'm Apple Bloom." PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "To be truthful, Sky Blue is barely out of foalhood. It would seem that the devolutionary point of no return must be when she obtained her cutie mark." PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom gasps. "Antaw cutie mark crusaders? PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "It's that or braindead ninnyhammer." PUB >> Ruler of Equestria, Apple Bloom will have to murder Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. PUB >> Based on a true story, Luna says, "We are fairly certain that would give thee some kind of betrayal related cutie mark."
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Rarity
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Me? A Drama Queen?!
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Post by Rarity on Aug 22, 2012 23:12:11 GMT -5
PUB >> LUNA WILL NEVER GUESS WHO I AM HAHA says, "Also, Luna stole all her ceramic cats from Apple Bloom's best friend." PUB >> EconomistBrony - EB says, "That's a lie. Apple Bloom doesn't have any friends!"
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Post by Sky Blue on Aug 26, 2012 17:48:41 GMT -5
PUB >> Crown Blue barks at the Mailbox. PUB >> PoliticalEconomistBrony - PEB says, "Sky Blue - leading source of nightmares since 2011. o.o"
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Post by Skyheart on Aug 27, 2012 0:04:32 GMT -5
PUB >> Daring Dusk says, "Velvets are Red. Roses are Blue. I love you. Then end." PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Velvets are Red, Skys are Blue. OH GOD SHE'S HERE, PLEASE SEND HELP." PUB >> The Mini Minion Firefly says, "LOL That sounds more like it."
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Post by Sky Blue on Aug 27, 2012 17:41:07 GMT -5
PUB >> Senorita Scratchie says, "SO, BARDIE." PUB >> Senorita Scratchie says, "ME OLD MATE." PUB >> Senorita Scratchie says, "I SAW YOU IN THE TABLOIDS." PUB >> Bardigan says, "No, you did not." PUB >> Bardigan says, "You saw a spurious, invalid, fanficul recreation of me and my completely professional social activities in the tabloids." PUB >> Senorita Scratchie says, "I saw you and your boyfriend on a romantic stroll. Awwww." PUB >> Doctor_Whooves strolls alone ;_; PUB >> Bardigan says, "You need to get those glasses cleaned..." PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Caramel and Davenport has already written a special article in the Ponyville LGBT Association's weekly newsletter. about y'all, Bardi. <3" PUB >> Senorita Scratchie XDDDDDD PUB >> Bardigan says, "Wait, really?" PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Eeyup!" PUB >> Starfire says, "LGBT?" PUB >> Senorita Scratchie says, "Oh Celestia. XD" PUB >> Crown Blue says, "They're gonna send both of y'all a basket full of exotic fruits, fancy chocolates, and vaseline, fer some reason." PUB >> The Mini Minion Firefly says, "They can not send our Keeper of Records...we need him here, at the palace!" PUB >> Senorita Scratchie ... PUB >> Bardigan says, "Well, I guess that's no worse than what my parents would do..."
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Post by Sky Blue on Aug 27, 2012 17:44:24 GMT -5
PUB >> Starfire says, "Oh! Oh! A pomegranite!" PUB >> Bardigan says, "We can't forget that." PUB >> Crown Blue says, "POMEGRANITES MAKE ME THINK OF NAUGHTY THINGS." PUB >> Crown Blue says, "But ah'm not sure why. o.o" PUB >> Bardigan falls over. PUB >> Scope says, "That's because you're just a pervert." PUB >> Crown Blue nods sagely at Scope! PUB >> Doctor_Whooves says, "You're worse, Scope." PUB >> Senorita Scratchie says, "OOOH." PUB >> Scope says, "I'm not denying that." PUB >> The Mini Minion Firefly snerks. PUB >> Senorita Scratchie says, "Ask Comet about that, Doctor. " PUB >> Scope says, "I just don't get my jollies from the fruit section at the supermarket. D:" PUB >> Scope saves his for the cereal aisle. PUB >> Starfire says, "That is because jollies are in the candy section." PUB >> Crown Blue snorts in her drink. X3 PUB >> Senorita Scratchie says, "THAT'S MY FETISH." PUB >> Senorita Scratchie says, "whatisthisidonteven." PUB >> Scope dumps jollyranchers all over Vinyl. PUB >> Bardigan says, "This puts a whole new spin on 'jolly old St. Nick.'" PUB >> Senorita Scratchie yay. PUB >> Senorita Scratchie rimshots for Bardy. PUB >> The Mini Minion Firefly says, "And ranchers, and thus, cowponies." PUB >> Crown Blue says, "Not in front of the foals, Vinyl." PUB >> Scope then retreats back to his room with his box of Honey Nut Cheerios. "Hello, Mr. Bee." PUB >> Senorita Scratchie falls off her chair laughing. PUB >> Doctor_Whooves says, "No... Scope keeps stealing my sister's crown." PUB >> Bardigan foams at the mouth at Sky Blue. "STOP ENCOURAGING EACH OTHER." PUB >> Crown Blue X3333 PUB >> The Mini Minion Firefly hates the new CGI bee commercials..but the one with the bug collector lady was funny. PUB >> Senorita Scratchie says, "RABIEEEEES!! OHMIGOSH RABIES!!!" PUB >> Scope says, "Would you care to meet my friend Tony the Tiger? He's "occupied" with the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Chef but it won't take too long. <.<" PUB >> The Mini Minion Firefly says, "New from California: "Stud Muffins" breakfast cereal. Stays crunchy even in milk." PUB >> Scope says, "OH MY GOD"
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