Post by Rarity on Mar 9, 2012 6:58:20 GMT -5
Freaky Friendship
Carousel Boutique is the home and workplace of Rarity--clothing designer, tailor, and beautician. Its oval-windowed exterior, with checkerboard, filigree, and crown motifs, is decidedly circus-like, evoking an actual carousel. The ground floor is where the proprietor does business, such as showing off her wares, fitting customers and models, offering makeovers and negotiating sales. It features dress racks, fancy dressing screens, troves of gems, numerous ponyquins, and rolls of fabric on display. The upper floor houses her own sleeping quarters and sartorial workshop, where she creates new garments and designs with the aid of a sewing machine, ironing and cutting boards, and wall sketches. Overall, the atmosphere of the boutique is glitzy, celebratory, and ostentatious.
[ Obvious Exits: <B>ack to the Market ]
[ Players: Rarity ]
Rainbow_Dash paces back and forth along the boutique, looking absolutely terrified. "What if I never get my beautiful body back!? I simply CAN'T be trapped in this...this...well no offense, darling, but you're FAR too muscular for my tastes. UGH what was I THINKING?! And don't you EVER take a bath?! I mean you're no Apple Jack, I assure you, but in the name of Celestia, do you even OWN a comb?! This is absolutely horrible...you mustn't let anyone know I've made such a terrible error!
"Whatcha mean I don't ever take a bath!? I take a bath -every- day. Hello, I live in a freaking cloud. Getting rained on is no problem." Rarity says as she keeps turning in circles. "How come I can't see past your ass for? Geez this thing is big. You ever heard of /exercise/? I know, I know, you gotta sweat a bit, but geezus, I feel so bottom heavy. I can practically hear 'em clap together when I walk." With a huff, she leaps into the air by instinct, flails, then hits the ground with a thud. "Ow."
Rainbow_Dash Blushes sharply, and narrows her eyes. "Hooves, OFF, the merchandise! My posterior just so happens to be plump, delightfully bouncy, and deliciously curved, thank you very much! I'll never understand how such a bony backside, such as YOURS managed to draw so many boys. AnnnnAAIEEE! Oh, no, my beautiful body! Absolutely no flying! If we are to ...ugh...stay in these bodies for an extended period of time, we MUST establish some ground rules! NO. FLYING. Number two, you are to brush my mane precisely four-hundred and eighty two times at night. No more, no less. Three, if we MUST interact with other ponies, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT let them know I've blundered and accidentally switched our bodies with a spell I should have known better than to read out of one of Twilight's books!
"Bony backside? Woman, look in a freaking mirror! My body is amazing. It's strong, sleek, aerodynamic! I got buns of steel. This thing?" Dash rocks her hips side to side as she can feel the marshmallow wiggle behind her. "All we need now is a stripper pole, and I ain't brushing your mane that many times! That's ridiculous. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go work out. That's right. By the time you get your body back, you'll be in shape! And if we're gonna set ground rules, fine. You can't dress me up in any of your foo foo things, and don't use the word darling! Darling is dorky and uncool." She huffs, scuffing the ground, then trots around. "Though, this horn has it's..advantages.." She concentrates for a moment and starts to levitate one of the wooden horses. "Ha! This is easy!" BOOM. It explodes in a shower of wooden splinters. "..and.. uh.. so, hey! What's for lunch?"
Rainbow_Dash stomps a hoof against the ground. "Don't. You. DARE!" She snarls, narrowing her eyes. "You will NOT ruin my beautiful figure with your...ugh...training. How can I be expected to model my fabulous dresses if I'm all sweaty and gross? And 'darling' is a word of upper class and intelligent ponies. It would do you well to improve your image a bit. "She huffs quietly. "And -IIIEEE!!!!" She shrieks, eyes wide at the ponyquin that explodes. "...Promise me. You will not use magic. There is to be NO magic of anykind! No magic, no flying!" She announces.
"First thing I'm gonna do is give you a real mud bath! Ha, right in the back of Sweet Apple Acres." Rainbow Dash says as she trots around the boutique much like Rarity does, putting her nose up in the air. "And then I'm gonna eat a big greasy garden burger with a mooshake. Then I'm gonna run at least ten miles in this body, get you back in shape! Then maybe I'll head over to Prince Blueblood's place and ask him out on a date." She cackles, bouncing a bit on her hooves around Rainbow Rarity.
Rainbow_Dash narrows her eyes. You can almost -see- the steam raising from her ears as Rainbow prances about...wait, no, as Rarity prances about. In her body. In her lovely, gorgeous magnificent body. "I will turn your cloud house into the most beautiful sky garden Equestira has ever seen. "She says with a snotty air about her words. "I'll throw out all of those terrible sports magazines, and those posters and autographs of the wonderbolts, and I'll place ART on the walls. REAL art, from a GALLERY. "She snarls. "And then, and then you know what I'm going to do, Rainbow? You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to dye your mane red. One color. ONE.
Errr! The needle just came off the record. Rarity turns back around and /stares/ at her with an evil look on her face. "You can mess with the house, you can even dye my mane, but you do NOT touch my Wonderbolts autograph collection! I will .. I.." She pauses, then narrows her eyes. "You do that, and I'll make sure that Nettleglum's home will be high fashioned compared to what your boutique and new 'Spring designer line' will look like." She challenges with a grin on her face.
Rainbow_Dash stomps up to Rainbow...err Rarity, and presses her muzzle to the other girls, narrowing her eyes. "FINE! Let us agree, that neither of us will ruin the other's life while we're in this...unfortunate mishap. I should like to still have a business when I'm back to normal, and you should like to still have all of your Wonderbolts collection. AGREED?" She growls through gritted teeth
"Agreed." Rarity says with her nose pressed against the other's, then grins widely. With a tilt of her head, she presses a smooch to the other's muzzle, then leans back. "Ha! So that's what kissing myself is like. Pretty hot if I do say so myself." She says as she gives a long stretch of the body, then starts trotting for the door. "Anyways, dahlin'! I'm out for my morning run! You go be a good scamp and don't track mud into my boutique okay? Run along now!" She calls over her shoulder, followed by a very Dash like cackle.
Rainbow_Dash blushes brightly. "I...erm...y, yes. I'm..."She sighs watching as Rarity leaves out the front door. "I'm. Doomed." She whimpers.
Carousel Boutique is the home and workplace of Rarity--clothing designer, tailor, and beautician. Its oval-windowed exterior, with checkerboard, filigree, and crown motifs, is decidedly circus-like, evoking an actual carousel. The ground floor is where the proprietor does business, such as showing off her wares, fitting customers and models, offering makeovers and negotiating sales. It features dress racks, fancy dressing screens, troves of gems, numerous ponyquins, and rolls of fabric on display. The upper floor houses her own sleeping quarters and sartorial workshop, where she creates new garments and designs with the aid of a sewing machine, ironing and cutting boards, and wall sketches. Overall, the atmosphere of the boutique is glitzy, celebratory, and ostentatious.
[ Obvious Exits: <B>ack to the Market ]
[ Players: Rarity ]
Rainbow_Dash paces back and forth along the boutique, looking absolutely terrified. "What if I never get my beautiful body back!? I simply CAN'T be trapped in this...this...well no offense, darling, but you're FAR too muscular for my tastes. UGH what was I THINKING?! And don't you EVER take a bath?! I mean you're no Apple Jack, I assure you, but in the name of Celestia, do you even OWN a comb?! This is absolutely horrible...you mustn't let anyone know I've made such a terrible error!
"Whatcha mean I don't ever take a bath!? I take a bath -every- day. Hello, I live in a freaking cloud. Getting rained on is no problem." Rarity says as she keeps turning in circles. "How come I can't see past your ass for? Geez this thing is big. You ever heard of /exercise/? I know, I know, you gotta sweat a bit, but geezus, I feel so bottom heavy. I can practically hear 'em clap together when I walk." With a huff, she leaps into the air by instinct, flails, then hits the ground with a thud. "Ow."
Rainbow_Dash Blushes sharply, and narrows her eyes. "Hooves, OFF, the merchandise! My posterior just so happens to be plump, delightfully bouncy, and deliciously curved, thank you very much! I'll never understand how such a bony backside, such as YOURS managed to draw so many boys. AnnnnAAIEEE! Oh, no, my beautiful body! Absolutely no flying! If we are to ...ugh...stay in these bodies for an extended period of time, we MUST establish some ground rules! NO. FLYING. Number two, you are to brush my mane precisely four-hundred and eighty two times at night. No more, no less. Three, if we MUST interact with other ponies, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT let them know I've blundered and accidentally switched our bodies with a spell I should have known better than to read out of one of Twilight's books!
"Bony backside? Woman, look in a freaking mirror! My body is amazing. It's strong, sleek, aerodynamic! I got buns of steel. This thing?" Dash rocks her hips side to side as she can feel the marshmallow wiggle behind her. "All we need now is a stripper pole, and I ain't brushing your mane that many times! That's ridiculous. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go work out. That's right. By the time you get your body back, you'll be in shape! And if we're gonna set ground rules, fine. You can't dress me up in any of your foo foo things, and don't use the word darling! Darling is dorky and uncool." She huffs, scuffing the ground, then trots around. "Though, this horn has it's..advantages.." She concentrates for a moment and starts to levitate one of the wooden horses. "Ha! This is easy!" BOOM. It explodes in a shower of wooden splinters. "..and.. uh.. so, hey! What's for lunch?"
Rainbow_Dash stomps a hoof against the ground. "Don't. You. DARE!" She snarls, narrowing her eyes. "You will NOT ruin my beautiful figure with your...ugh...training. How can I be expected to model my fabulous dresses if I'm all sweaty and gross? And 'darling' is a word of upper class and intelligent ponies. It would do you well to improve your image a bit. "She huffs quietly. "And -IIIEEE!!!!" She shrieks, eyes wide at the ponyquin that explodes. "...Promise me. You will not use magic. There is to be NO magic of anykind! No magic, no flying!" She announces.
"First thing I'm gonna do is give you a real mud bath! Ha, right in the back of Sweet Apple Acres." Rainbow Dash says as she trots around the boutique much like Rarity does, putting her nose up in the air. "And then I'm gonna eat a big greasy garden burger with a mooshake. Then I'm gonna run at least ten miles in this body, get you back in shape! Then maybe I'll head over to Prince Blueblood's place and ask him out on a date." She cackles, bouncing a bit on her hooves around Rainbow Rarity.
Rainbow_Dash narrows her eyes. You can almost -see- the steam raising from her ears as Rainbow prances about...wait, no, as Rarity prances about. In her body. In her lovely, gorgeous magnificent body. "I will turn your cloud house into the most beautiful sky garden Equestira has ever seen. "She says with a snotty air about her words. "I'll throw out all of those terrible sports magazines, and those posters and autographs of the wonderbolts, and I'll place ART on the walls. REAL art, from a GALLERY. "She snarls. "And then, and then you know what I'm going to do, Rainbow? You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to dye your mane red. One color. ONE.
Errr! The needle just came off the record. Rarity turns back around and /stares/ at her with an evil look on her face. "You can mess with the house, you can even dye my mane, but you do NOT touch my Wonderbolts autograph collection! I will .. I.." She pauses, then narrows her eyes. "You do that, and I'll make sure that Nettleglum's home will be high fashioned compared to what your boutique and new 'Spring designer line' will look like." She challenges with a grin on her face.
Rainbow_Dash stomps up to Rainbow...err Rarity, and presses her muzzle to the other girls, narrowing her eyes. "FINE! Let us agree, that neither of us will ruin the other's life while we're in this...unfortunate mishap. I should like to still have a business when I'm back to normal, and you should like to still have all of your Wonderbolts collection. AGREED?" She growls through gritted teeth
"Agreed." Rarity says with her nose pressed against the other's, then grins widely. With a tilt of her head, she presses a smooch to the other's muzzle, then leans back. "Ha! So that's what kissing myself is like. Pretty hot if I do say so myself." She says as she gives a long stretch of the body, then starts trotting for the door. "Anyways, dahlin'! I'm out for my morning run! You go be a good scamp and don't track mud into my boutique okay? Run along now!" She calls over her shoulder, followed by a very Dash like cackle.
Rainbow_Dash blushes brightly. "I...erm...y, yes. I'm..."She sighs watching as Rarity leaves out the front door. "I'm. Doomed." She whimpers.
