Post by Sky Blue on Aug 29, 2012 21:36:26 GMT -5
WARNING: May not be suitable for the young, easily distressed, or ponies lacking senses of humour.
Sky Blue enters Red's business place with a spring in her step.
Red Velvet reclines in her office chair in her Ponyville branch. When the door opens she looks up and smiles at the appearance of her close friend. "Sky! Darling! It's been ages since you last came for a visit!"
"Howdy, sugarcube!" Sky wastes no time in bouncing over to her friend, then landing upon her desk, rump first, sitting upright, a big grin on her face. "Ah'm sorry it's been so long, but ah've been SO swamped, what with the meadery and becomin' Mayor of Fillydelphia... but ah wanted t'tell y'all! Ah went on a second date a few days back with a really, really kind, handsome pony. He's real sweet, and, holy haybales, he is [BUY SOME APPLES]! Seriously, he's got the biggest [BUY SOME APPLES] ah've ever seen, and it is SO [BUY SOME APPLES]. On the second day of our date, he woke me up and performed the most [BUY SOME APPLES], [BUY SOME APPLES] display possible, [BUY SOME APPLES] a [BUY SOME APPLES] stallion [BUY SOME APPLES], [BUY SOME APPLES], and then got me t'put on a huge, [BUY SOME APPLES], then [BUY SOME APPLES] him in the [BUY SOME APPLES] with it, then got me t'start [BUY SOME APPLES] him in the [BUY SOME APPLES] with it, only t'[BUY SOME APPLES] and fer him t'[BUY SOME APPLES], and in his [BUY SOME APPLES]! And he [BUY SOME APPLES]! It was SO freakin' hot."
Red Velvet is no stranger to intimacy, the things she had done in the past with Pumpkin Seed could have ruined her if they had ever gotten out. But she is unprepared for the torrent of images Sky sends at her. The fabulous mare's face turns so red as to nearly match her mane. "Oh, dear me... SKY!" she interrupts, absently fanning herself with a hoof. "A-as lovely as that sounds... oh my... on the second date? Darling, isn't that move just a bit too fast? And what happened with you and Salsa? I thought you and that lovely mare had an understanding?"
"Salsa and ah DO have an understandin'," Sky counters, her smile fading a little, before confessing, "Though Gabby Gums is makin' a pain of things. Printed a bunch of pictures of me kissin' other ponies. Salsa's pretty ticked off... but ah can't just love one pony, and ah can't help lovin' more than them. Besides... when ah was feelin' down and out, Outlaw really made me happy again... and that was before he did all that fun [BUY SOME APPLES] ah just told y'all about."
Red's face abruptly changes from a bright red to a starkly pale ashen color. The pen she had been idly fiddling with in her hooves clattering to the desk top. Her lips tremble just a bit, "A-Ah? Pardon me darling but... what was that name you just mentioned S-Sky?" The elegant unicorn seems to be near to fainting dead away at the startling revelation.
"Outlaw!" Sky Blue replies cheerfully, a bright smile on her face, before slumping down with a euphoric expression upon her face. "Sweet LUNA, he is amazin'. After our second nap, he was all [BUY SOME APPLES] with me, and ah can't tell which [BUY SOME APPLES] me on more! Him [BUY SOME APPLES] fer mah [BUY SOME APPLES], [BUY SOME APPLES] his [BUY SOME APPLES], and givin' himself a [BUY SOME APPLES], or him [BUY SOME APPLES] mah [BUY SOME APPLES], givin' me a good, hard [BUY SOME APPLES], or gettin' me t'[BUY SOME APPLES]... Ah tell y'all, that stallion tastes real darn sweet. Ah could BATHE in his [BUY SOME APPLES]. OOO!" She gives a short wriggle, before announcing, "Ah get tingly just thinkin' about it."
Red Velvet's eyes suddenly roll back in her head at this and she falls backward in her chair. Legs stiffly stuck straight into the air and her expression one of aghast horror. He face develops and odd twitch even while she is out cold and she softly murmurs, "T... TMI... uuggggg. N-No mas."
Sky Blue promptly hops down off of the table, then leans down with almost Derpy levels of curiosity to peer at Red Velvet, before giving her a few gentle prods. "Y'all okay, sugarcube? Y'don't look too good." Prod. Prod prod. Prod.
Red suddenly lurches forward and her hooves grip Sky's shoulders, her face filled with fury as she shakes her friend, "That was a horrid thing to do Sky Blue! Absolutely horrid! Was this some kind of prank?! Telling me such awful... PERSONAL things about my brother! Oh dear... I think I just threw up in my mouth a little..." It's not a facade either, for Red then jumps up and scurries around the corner to the public washrooms, seeming to be in such a hurry she doesn't even notice that she has slipped into the little colts' room by mistake. Retching sounds come from within.
Sky Blue sits there, stunned, for the best part of a minute. Eventually, with a look of utter confusion upon her face, she gets up to all four hooves and trots off to the little colts' room herself, and sticks her head in, before asking, "Outlaw's yer brother, sugarcube? He never told me anythin' about that. The way he talked about y'all, ah thought y'all were just a real good friend of his."
Red Velvet's head rotates, leaning on the bowl (luckily it had been cleaned just an hour ago) her face haggard and sickly looking as she peers up at Sky, "Sky darling, yes... he is my *urp!* m-my brother. My older brother... I thought everypony in town knew that. Oh Celestia... I need mind bleach..." She hangs her head over the edge of the bowl again and gags. "Those were images I never wanted to have..." The agent looks up again with just one eye, "I am very happy that you are happy Sky dear, b-but when was the first date? I had no idea you had even met him..."
"Back in Spring, a while before ah'd even met Salsa," the earth filly replies, seemingly unbothered by the nauseated talent agent, or that her head is in a little colts' room. "We [BUY SOME APPLES] that night, too," she adds, almost casually, before continuing with, "Turns out, he got real down as he thought ah dropped him fer Salsa, while ah always've kept mah love fer him... and not because he's [BUY SOME APPLES], either. After all this mess with Gabby Gums, it was really nice t'be with somepony that was happy t'see me, and made me feel like a [BUY SOME APPLES]."
Red Velvet's eyes widened as Sky began talking that way about her elder brother again. Her hooves quickly went to her ears and she began very loudly shouting, "LALALALALA! I'MNOTHEARINGTHIS! LALALALALA!"
Sky Blue enters Red's business place with a spring in her step.
Red Velvet reclines in her office chair in her Ponyville branch. When the door opens she looks up and smiles at the appearance of her close friend. "Sky! Darling! It's been ages since you last came for a visit!"
"Howdy, sugarcube!" Sky wastes no time in bouncing over to her friend, then landing upon her desk, rump first, sitting upright, a big grin on her face. "Ah'm sorry it's been so long, but ah've been SO swamped, what with the meadery and becomin' Mayor of Fillydelphia... but ah wanted t'tell y'all! Ah went on a second date a few days back with a really, really kind, handsome pony. He's real sweet, and, holy haybales, he is [BUY SOME APPLES]! Seriously, he's got the biggest [BUY SOME APPLES] ah've ever seen, and it is SO [BUY SOME APPLES]. On the second day of our date, he woke me up and performed the most [BUY SOME APPLES], [BUY SOME APPLES] display possible, [BUY SOME APPLES] a [BUY SOME APPLES] stallion [BUY SOME APPLES], [BUY SOME APPLES], and then got me t'put on a huge, [BUY SOME APPLES], then [BUY SOME APPLES] him in the [BUY SOME APPLES] with it, then got me t'start [BUY SOME APPLES] him in the [BUY SOME APPLES] with it, only t'[BUY SOME APPLES] and fer him t'[BUY SOME APPLES], and in his [BUY SOME APPLES]! And he [BUY SOME APPLES]! It was SO freakin' hot."
Red Velvet is no stranger to intimacy, the things she had done in the past with Pumpkin Seed could have ruined her if they had ever gotten out. But she is unprepared for the torrent of images Sky sends at her. The fabulous mare's face turns so red as to nearly match her mane. "Oh, dear me... SKY!" she interrupts, absently fanning herself with a hoof. "A-as lovely as that sounds... oh my... on the second date? Darling, isn't that move just a bit too fast? And what happened with you and Salsa? I thought you and that lovely mare had an understanding?"
"Salsa and ah DO have an understandin'," Sky counters, her smile fading a little, before confessing, "Though Gabby Gums is makin' a pain of things. Printed a bunch of pictures of me kissin' other ponies. Salsa's pretty ticked off... but ah can't just love one pony, and ah can't help lovin' more than them. Besides... when ah was feelin' down and out, Outlaw really made me happy again... and that was before he did all that fun [BUY SOME APPLES] ah just told y'all about."
Red's face abruptly changes from a bright red to a starkly pale ashen color. The pen she had been idly fiddling with in her hooves clattering to the desk top. Her lips tremble just a bit, "A-Ah? Pardon me darling but... what was that name you just mentioned S-Sky?" The elegant unicorn seems to be near to fainting dead away at the startling revelation.
"Outlaw!" Sky Blue replies cheerfully, a bright smile on her face, before slumping down with a euphoric expression upon her face. "Sweet LUNA, he is amazin'. After our second nap, he was all [BUY SOME APPLES] with me, and ah can't tell which [BUY SOME APPLES] me on more! Him [BUY SOME APPLES] fer mah [BUY SOME APPLES], [BUY SOME APPLES] his [BUY SOME APPLES], and givin' himself a [BUY SOME APPLES], or him [BUY SOME APPLES] mah [BUY SOME APPLES], givin' me a good, hard [BUY SOME APPLES], or gettin' me t'[BUY SOME APPLES]... Ah tell y'all, that stallion tastes real darn sweet. Ah could BATHE in his [BUY SOME APPLES]. OOO!" She gives a short wriggle, before announcing, "Ah get tingly just thinkin' about it."
Red Velvet's eyes suddenly roll back in her head at this and she falls backward in her chair. Legs stiffly stuck straight into the air and her expression one of aghast horror. He face develops and odd twitch even while she is out cold and she softly murmurs, "T... TMI... uuggggg. N-No mas."
Sky Blue promptly hops down off of the table, then leans down with almost Derpy levels of curiosity to peer at Red Velvet, before giving her a few gentle prods. "Y'all okay, sugarcube? Y'don't look too good." Prod. Prod prod. Prod.
Red suddenly lurches forward and her hooves grip Sky's shoulders, her face filled with fury as she shakes her friend, "That was a horrid thing to do Sky Blue! Absolutely horrid! Was this some kind of prank?! Telling me such awful... PERSONAL things about my brother! Oh dear... I think I just threw up in my mouth a little..." It's not a facade either, for Red then jumps up and scurries around the corner to the public washrooms, seeming to be in such a hurry she doesn't even notice that she has slipped into the little colts' room by mistake. Retching sounds come from within.
Sky Blue sits there, stunned, for the best part of a minute. Eventually, with a look of utter confusion upon her face, she gets up to all four hooves and trots off to the little colts' room herself, and sticks her head in, before asking, "Outlaw's yer brother, sugarcube? He never told me anythin' about that. The way he talked about y'all, ah thought y'all were just a real good friend of his."
Red Velvet's head rotates, leaning on the bowl (luckily it had been cleaned just an hour ago) her face haggard and sickly looking as she peers up at Sky, "Sky darling, yes... he is my *urp!* m-my brother. My older brother... I thought everypony in town knew that. Oh Celestia... I need mind bleach..." She hangs her head over the edge of the bowl again and gags. "Those were images I never wanted to have..." The agent looks up again with just one eye, "I am very happy that you are happy Sky dear, b-but when was the first date? I had no idea you had even met him..."
"Back in Spring, a while before ah'd even met Salsa," the earth filly replies, seemingly unbothered by the nauseated talent agent, or that her head is in a little colts' room. "We [BUY SOME APPLES] that night, too," she adds, almost casually, before continuing with, "Turns out, he got real down as he thought ah dropped him fer Salsa, while ah always've kept mah love fer him... and not because he's [BUY SOME APPLES], either. After all this mess with Gabby Gums, it was really nice t'be with somepony that was happy t'see me, and made me feel like a [BUY SOME APPLES]."
Red Velvet's eyes widened as Sky began talking that way about her elder brother again. Her hooves quickly went to her ears and she began very loudly shouting, "LALALALALA! I'MNOTHEARINGTHIS! LALALALALA!"
