Five Word Stories

[Derpy]

Early in EquestriaMUCK, several of us gathered one Wednesday for storytell! Was five-word format--each player only tell five words. Was silly storyy!! Was going to post, but then forgot. But then remember!! Log given below with slight abridge, and then stories in completion post after. (n.n)

[Derpy]

(&)=(&)=(&)=(&)=(&)=(&) =+= CANTERLOT =+= (&)=(&)=(&)=(&)=(&)=(&)
Canterlot, the capital of Equestria, is an aloof city built into the side of Canterlot Mountain. Its towers and spire soar majestically forth,defying gravity and expectations, the royal palace of the princesses foremost among its buildings. Up close, Canterlot is a place filled with clean, broad plazas, beautiful terraces, and shiny, bright stone buildings. The city is very old, but has a constantly refreshed air of newness.
Perhaps this is because of the pride of its citizens, who think of themselves as being at the intellectual and historical center of their country. Perhaps it's also because those citizens are predominantly unicorns, andt heir magical talent is good for not just changing the seasons, but keeping their city clean. For whatever reason, the commerical district of Canterlot is filled with fascinating shops selling curios, inventions, magic items, spell scrolls, glassware, books, fine art, and quality hardware. It's a city of proud, intelligent ponies thrilled to be living so close to their benevolent ruler, Princess Celestia.

[ Obvious Exits: The <V>elvet Rope, <Down> the Mountain ]
[ Canterlot <U>niversity, To the <R>oyal Palace! ]
[ Players: Pinkie_Pie(#209PBC) ]


PUB >> Derpy says, "Anyone want to play game? Five words to tell story!"
PUB >> Peanut_Butter_and_Nettie can!
PUB >> Cocoa says, "...Sure."
PUB >> Peanut_Butter_and_Nettie says, "oocc"
PUB >> Derpy lifts Nettie up, then!
PUB >> Derpy lifts Cocoa as well. (Come to Canterlot to play!)
PUB >> Cocoa gah

Cocoa has arrived.
Nettleglum has arrived.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Yay, a Derpy! Hello!"

Derpy is prodding Pinkie from underneath, trying to--Ooh!

Cocoa oh my

<OOC> Nettleglum saw nothing.

You say "Four players only? Is okay. Can build regularity."

Pinkie_Pie just needed to be turned on!

Derpy swoons!

PUB >> EconomistBrony says, "Sure! I'll play."

Pinkie_Pie ...wait, that's not helping.

PUB >> Pinkie_Pie says, "Yay!"

PUB >> Derpy says, "Yay as well."

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Story in six words; made famous by Hemmingway. 'For sale: Baby shoes. Never worn.'"

<OOC> Cocoa says, "Oh, Hemingway, that is why you're amazing"

<OOC> Derpy read part of that one but got bored and stopped partway.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "How much?"

<OOC> You say, "First chapter."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie makes a note. Hemingweighs: one chapter.

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Helloween EB."

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "Good evening, Nettieen."

<OOC> You say, "Was contest for six word story!"

<OOC> You say, "Joss Whedon wrote: "--machine! I've just invented a time--""

<OOC> Nettleglum saw some of the entries for this, yez.

<OOC> You say, "Plinkie Pie? We have played this game already! It worked so fun--best to play again!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Yay!"

<OOC> You say, "Rules for game? Sooooo simple. We write story! On your turn, five words only."

<OOC> Cocoa says, "...--that's it. That's what feels so familiar about Derpy's speech. It feels like Orz."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "It's like leftovers!"

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "Can they be any word?"

<OOC> You say, "If excellent, then forum post!"

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "(s)"

<OOC> You say, "Who is Orz?"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "~frumple~"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie reminds cocoa to *enjoy the sauce*!

<OOC> You say, "Any words except naughtiest words."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Semi-naughty words oooookay!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie gives a thumbs up!

<OOC> EconomistBrony huzzah!

<OOC> Derpy looks mystified at thumbliness.

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "I didn't know you were loaning ponies your thumbs, Nettie."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Sorry, that's on the banned list. Eco is siaqualified!"

You say "Shall story be IC or out?"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie didn't mean to type that, but it makes as much sense as anything else she says, so eh.

You say "It should be different from chatter."

Pinkie_Pie says "IC, then!"

<OOC> Derpy will start, then.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Waitwait!"

<OOC> Derpy clears throat and strikes an inclined pose.

<OOC> You say, "Whatwhat??"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "What's our order? Alphabets?"

<OOC> You say, "Yes! Alphabetical by last letter."

<OOC> You say, "Going backwards."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "o.o"

<OOC> You say, "So: Me, EB, Nettie, Pinkie, Cocoa."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Maybe... maybe you could just list the name."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Yes! Yay!"

<OOC> Derpy starts better!

You say "When foxes decide to have..."

EconomistBrony says "snacks made with bad cheese..."

Nettleglum says "...they have to buy toast."

Pinkie_Pie says "It's always sure to please!"

<OOC> You say, "Unexpected rhyme! 50 bonus points!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie ^^

Cocoa says "Although, delinquent dairy can often..."

You say "...cause unaccustomed vulpines to feel..."

EconomistBrony says "like they would never squander"

<OOC> EconomistBrony adds ellipses to either end of his statement.

Nettleglum says "a chance to square dance."

<OOC> Derpy squanders them!

Pinkie_Pie says "Their hearts would never wander..."

<OOC> You say, "Internal rhyme! 20 bonus points!"

Cocoa says "Neither here nor to yonder..."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie bakes all the points into a pie.

You say "Unless they chose to ponder..."

<OOC> Nettleglum thinks we're heading for improv poetry night.

<OOC> You say, "Is sad but truly."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie is to blame. Again.

<OOC> Cocoa says, "That claim's made unduly."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "DOUBLE META POEM BONUS! 75 ponits!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Which is short for 'pony units'."

EconomistBrony says "if they ate a gander."

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "And also a pony econometric technique!"

<OOC> Derpy laughs at 'ponits'.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "^^"

<OOC> Derpy sip Orange Julie.

Nettleglum says "...the memory would be fonder."

Pinkie_Pie says "Remember Achilles! And also Lysander!"

<OOC> EconomistBrony hoofbump Pinkie.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie hoofbumps!

<OOC> Nettleglum wonders; is the goal to rhyme, or to have the story make sense.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "No."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "also no!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "also, yes."

<OOC> Derpy suggest that this one continue as is. Next story? Make sense.

<OOC> Nettleglum nods.

<OOC> You say, "Cooooocoa?"

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Yes, please."

<OOC> Cocoa gah

<OOC> Cocoa says, "I have to skip out on the rest of this, being called off D:"

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "With marshmallows."

<OOC> Derpy sad to see you go.

<OOC> Derpy hugs!

<OOC> Cocoa sad to go!

<OOC> Cocoa will probably be back in like 20 min, so skip him

<OOC> You say, "Byethen!"

You say "They would never eat a..."

EconomistBrony says "... whole tub of strawberry jelly..."

Nettleglum says "...with strange ponies in it."

Pinkie_Pie says "That would just be silly."

You say "Just the same, when given..."

Diamond_Dancer has arrived.

EconomistBrony says "... food of otherwise indiscernible quality ..."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie discern discern

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Hallo Dancie!"

<OOC> Diamond_Dancer says, "you guys rpin?"

<OOC> Diamond_Dancer says, "<3"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie flops on Dancer!

<OOC> You say, "Not role, but play!"

<OOC> You say, "Is Wednesday Night Game Party."

<OOC> You say, "In next round? You join! "

Rainbow_Dash has arrived.

Nettleglum says "...they trade for cheap sherbet."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Hallo, Dashie!"

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "Hello, Diamond and Rainbow!"

Pinkie_Pie says "Now the open market value..."

<OOC> Diamond_Dancer Oooohs

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie grabs the newcomers with EXCITEMENT!

You say "...of such succulent sweets can..."

<OOC> You say, "Hello Sprainbow Dash! Welcome to game."

EconomistBrony says "... fluctuate according with world supply ..."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie puts a sunhat on Dash, and one on herself.

<OOC> Diamond_Dancer says, "wonders what game is being played!"

<OOC> You say, "Is game of five words."

<OOC> Diamond_Dancer says, "oh oh1 Monopoly?!"

<OOC> You say, "When your turn? Tell story."

<OOC> You say, "Next story will make sense."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie GRAMMARPIES Ecobro.

Nettleglum says "But less than you'd expect."

<OOC> You say, "The World According With Derpy."

<OOC> EconomistBrony aughs and is pied!

Pinkie_Pie says "Final exam will be Thursday!"

<OOC> EconomistBrony meant to type 'to'. Sniff sniff.

Pinkie_Pie BAD END

You say "BAD END IS GOOD END."

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Pinkie Pie always comes to a bad end!"

<OOC> EconomistBrony got distracted by the sun hat!

<OOC> You say, "Poor foxes forgotten!"

<OOC> You say, "Ready for second story, everypony?"

<OOC> Nettleglum will sit this one out. Little distracted. ._.

<OOC> You say, "Order is reverse alphabetical by ~second~-to-last letter!!"

<OOC> You say, "So: Rainbow Dash, Derpy, EconomistBrony, Pinkie Pie, Diamond Dancer."

<OOC> You say, "Rainbow Dash? Will play? If so, begin story with five words."

<OOC> Derpy gives her fifty seconds before taking her own turn.

<OOC> You say, "Oh, well. Just me, EB and Pinkie, then."

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "Awwwww."

Rainbow_Dash is thinking!

Derpy clears her throat again.

<OOC> You say, "Wait! Was not story!"

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Is that a five word beginning, Derpy? "

<OOC> Diamond_Dancer says, "Oh, just uh, a little idle, at the moment"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie hehees.

<OOC> Diamond_Dancer says, "will play later, if ok? <3"

<OOC> You say, "Is okay."

<OOC> Rainbow_Dash says, "So start with five words?"

Rainbow_Dash says "I wish I could fly"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Typecasting!"

You say "...said the little warthog sadly."

EconomistBrony says "But I do not have wings..."

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Rainbow Warthog."

<OOC> EconomistBrony wrote six!

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie hehees.

<OOC> EconomistBrony shoves do and not together to make 'don't'.

<OOC> Derpy cuts off the 'wings'.

<OOC> Nettleglum watches them fall from the sky, their wings cut off. ;.; Derpy is a murderer.

<OOC> EconomistBrony bakes the extra 'o' into one of Pinkie's cakes.

Pinkie_Pie says "So she went to see..."

<OOC> Derpy eats it and belches up an apostrophe.

Rainbow_Dash says "If the bathroom was open.."

<OOC> Derpy 9.6

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie is impressed, Derpy, she just has a colon inside.

You say "...so that she could try..."

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "..."

<OOC> Derpy stuffed with punctuation. Not even want to know.

EconomistBrony says "... to make it smell like..."

<OOC> You say, "Last week? Went to hospital for removal of octothorpe."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie o.o

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "That explains the umlaut I found in the square last week. ._.;"

Pinkie_Pie says "Forest fresh, pine scented springtime."

Rainbow_Dash says "Sadly she had to poop... (XDD)"

You say "...so she did that first."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie senses RD wants this story to go a specific direction.

<OOC> Rainbow_Dash just wanted to use poop. XD

<OOC> Derpy laughs so juvenile.

EconomistBrony says "After the bathroom exploded, she..."

Pinkie_Pie says "Rebuilt it ENTIRELY POOP FREE."

Rainbow_Dash says "But the smell still lingered!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "(just like the rest of this story)"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "*facehoof*"

You say "If only I had wings..."

<OOC> Rainbow_Dash says, "XDD"

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "There there, Pinkie."

EconomistBrony says "said the little warthog sadly."

<OOC> You say, "Copycat bonus! 44 points!"

Pinkie_Pie says "POOP END. -30/100 points"

Pinkie_Pie left out a word. Er... "Mazeltov."

<OOC> You say, "Plinkie Pie!! Not five word!"

<OOC> Derpy grins.

<OOC> You say, "Okay. Next story! Is about Rarity!!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie would like to request a fecale-free story!

<OOC> EconomistBrony secons that!

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "(seconds)"

<OOC> You say, "Nettleglum want to play? Cocoa back yet?"

<OOC> You say, "Rule two: No Body Waste."

<OOC> Nettleglum ok. I'll give it a try this round. Is about Rarity?

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Rule three, RD now known as 'Rainbow Scat'."

<OOC> Rainbow_Dash says, "Rainbow Splash? "

<OOC> You say, "Yes. You begin. Order is Nettleglum, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Scat, EB, and Derpy. If Cocoa, then jump in."

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Rainbow Tush."

<OOC> You say, "If Diamond, then sneak in."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "yuo're not supposed to like the nickname, Dashie!"

<OOC> EconomistBrony will belly flop in as usual.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie shakes a fist!

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "You are ruining my punishment!"

<OOC> Rainbow_Dash hoards all of the TP.

<OOC> Derpy pours butterscotch syrup on Pinkie's punishment.

<OOC> Diamond_Dancer thinks hse's heard about enough. x.x


Diamond_Dancer has left.

Nettleglum says "Rarity's day began with tubas."

Pinkie_Pie says "Of course, most days did."

Pinkie_Pie TUBA END

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie (kidding)

Rainbow_Dash says "Pinkie was practicing loudly again."

EconomistBrony says "As she's apt to do."

You say "And Rarity had had enough."

Nettleglum says "So she marched briskly outside."

<OOC> You say, "Five five-word sentence bonus! 200 POINTS for ALL!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie cheers!

<OOC> EconomistBrony invests his points in the stock market!
CRASSH -inkle-

Pinkie_Pie says "Pinkie had an orchestra, AGAIN."

<OOC> Nettleglum buries her points in an unmarked grave. :F

<OOC> Derpy bakes hers into muffins.

Rainbow_Dash says "Rarity yelled: KNOCK IT OFF!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie converts hers to PONY UNITS.

EconomistBrony says "Pinkie giggled. "But why? I..."

You say "...don't even know how to..."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie aws, no triple sentence score.

Nettleglum says "'Zip it, Darling,' Rarity interrupted."

Pinkie_Pie says "I need my beauty sleep!"

Rainbow_Dash says "You are just too loud!"

EconomistBrony says "Pinkie then turned into Pinkamena."

You say "The very idea of her..."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie o.o

Nettleglum says "... telling me what to do!"

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Oh, dear. o.o"

Pinkie_Pie says "Rarity had read this story!"

<OOC> EconomistBrony o.o

<OOC> You say, "META-Storytelling! -15 points!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie giggles.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie gasp! Oh no!

<OOC> Cocoa returns briefly, is reminded of that one part of Alan Wake

Rainbow_Dash says "She started to play louder!"

<OOC> Nettleglum was actually making a joke earlier today; I'm thinking of declaring Nettie's family name to be 'Grimdark'.

<OOC> Derpy likes it!

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie hehees.

<OOC> EconomistBrony does too!

<OOC> Cocoa 'Nightinggale's hand moved to his hipflask nervously as he flipped to the page about him moving his hand to his hipflask nervously as he flipped to the page that was about him moving his hand to his lipflask nervously.'

EconomistBrony says "And then the tuba exploded."

You say "Rarity had learned a new spell."

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Six words, Derpy."

Nettleglum says "No tuba would be safe!"

<OOC> Derpy oopses!

<OOC> Derpy contracts 'Rarity had' to 'Rarity'd'.

Pinkie_Pie says "You liked to play? TUBAD."

<OOC> Nettleglum would have cut 'learned', herself.

<OOC> EconomistBrony contracts Derpy to janitorial duty in the ooc complex for a year. *pony nod*

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie TUBAD END

Rainbow_Dash says "So she cast Magic Missle!"

<OOC> Nettleglum gives Pinkie pun points.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie giggles!

EconomistBrony says "That's how Canterlot was made."

You say "Made Pinkie-proof, that is!"

Pinkie_Pie thinks the tuba fell into the sun.

Nettleglum says "So Pinkie switched to accordions!"

Pinkie_Pie says "ACCORDI END."

<OOC> Nettleglum facehoofs. *.*

Pinkie_Pie falls over giggling.

<OOC> EconomistBrony suggests Nettie go to a doctor to get those * looked at. o.o

<OOC> Derpy tries to find the rule that Pinkie gets to end every story.

<OOC> Nettleglum uses the *.* to look at EB instead. At night. At his window.

<OOC> EconomistBrony will never sleep again. -.-

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Yay."

<OOC> You say, "Next story. About Spike!!"

You say "Order is alphabetical frontwise by first letter."

<OOC> Rainbow_Dash skips this one. XD

<OOC> You say, "Derpy, EconomistBrony, Nettleglum, Pinkie Pie."

<OOC> Derpy stands up tall with all her hooves together and begins:

<OOC> EconomistBrony hands out cheese and crackers.

You say "The hardest thing about being..."

EconomistBrony says "... an adorable little dragon is..."

Nettleglum says "You start fires when snoring."

Pinkie_Pie says "Twilight had helpfully created a..."

You say "...dampening mesh for Spike to..."

EconomistBrony says "... place atop his face when ..."

Nettleglum says "...company visited. Like a muzzle."

Pinkie_Pie says "'This is another fine mesh...'"

You say "...you've gotten me into, he..."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie hoofs Derpy for meshref.

<OOC> Derpy not even know what that means.

<OOC> Derpy hoof back anyhow.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie nods!

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "You pretty much fed him that one, Pinkie. "

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie feeds Nettie meshed potatoes.

Rainbow_Dash has left.

Nettleglum says "by adding a padded helmet."

Pinkie_Pie says "Their guests still caught fire."

You say "By this time, neither of..."

EconomistBrony says "... the Princesses had particularly noticed..."

Nettleglum says "...though teleported furniture puzzled Celestia."

Pinkie_Pie says "Perhaps it was a message?"

You say "So Celestia decided to visit..."

EconomistBrony says "... her inflamed sister Luna, who"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie (inflamed?)

Nettleglum says "sent Spike to the mooooon!"

PUB >> Pumpkin_Patch waves!

<OOC> EconomistBrony hoofbump Nettie!

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Poor spike. ._."

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "He probably likes it up there."

<OOC> You say, "So much Spike abuse! u.o"

Pinkie_Pie says "With no air, fire was..."

You say "not a concern. However, Spike..."

EconomistBrony says "... was unable to fight off..."

Nettleglum says "...asphyxiation. Dragons need air too."

<OOC> Nettleglum is being... very mean to Spike tonight. o.o

<OOC> Derpy is pleased to give outlet.

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "Just don't poke it with a fork."

<OOC> Nettleglum has a special outlet spork!

<OOC> You say, "Is for steaming hair look?"

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "It crackles. ._.;"

<OOC> Nettleglum thinks maybe that story is over? >.>

<OOC> EconomistBrony calls 'snaps'.

Pinkie_Pie says "Fortunately Luna was visting, so..."

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Or perhaps not."

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Yuo didn't call LUNE END, Nettie."

You say "...she revived Spike and created..."

<OOC> Nettleglum is a little unclear on the ending rules. 9.6

EconomistBrony says "... a lunar theme park for..."

Nettleglum says "...ceramic cats and dolphin rides! "

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "... That's what I call an ending."

Nettleglum LUNAR ENDS!

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie cheers!

<OOC> Nettleglum Moons Pinkie!

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Um, have some tickets to Moon-Park? o.o"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "I was trying to figure out how to make Asphixiation the name of the dragon of the moon in five words, but ehhh, I like this ending better. ^^"

<OOC> Derpy cheers and prances!

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie takes Nettie TO THE MOON!

<OOC> EconomistBrony cheers!

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Probably best to let poor Spike off easy."

<OOC> Derpy is sad that she never moon.

<OOC> Derpy notes that Luna didn't actually give Spike a way to breathe, or send him back to Equestria.

<OOC> Nettleglum says, "~Moon sister... wider than a mile...~ >.> A song about Celestia."

<OOC> EconomistBrony gives Derpy her own special moon.

<OOC> Derpy 's eyes follow it as it orbits.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie yays!

<OOC> EconomistBrony says, "(Tiny Drepy moon.)"

<OOC> Nettleglum gets a comet stuck in her eye. >_.

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie sings, o/~ Moon, moon, bright eyes Derpy moon, won't you please shine down on me? o/~

<OOC> You say, "It totally swerves this way and that way apparently without patterns."

<OOC> Derpy sings: "Hey Lister Moon! Moon. Tiny little moon. Please rain down on meee!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "Oh! Oh! That's it! Derpy is a moon pony! Those aren't bubbles, they're little craters!"

<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "She's the right colors to be a moon pony, too! ^^"

<OOC> Derpy gasps! Secret fathomed??

<OOC> Derpy runs away.

[Derpy]

FIVE WORD STORIES


STORY FIRST
When foxes decide to have snacks made with bad cheese... they have to buy toast. It's always sure to please! Although, delinquent dairy can often cause unaccustomed vulpines to feel like they would never squander a chance to square dance. Their hearts would never wander, neither here nor to yonder, unless they chose to ponder if they ate a gander... the memory would be fonder. Remember Achilles! And also Lysander! They would never eat a whole tub of strawberry jelly with strange ponies in it. That would just be silly. Just the same, when given food of otherwise indiscernible quality, they trade for cheap sherbet. Now, the open market value of such succulent sweets can fluctuate according with world supply.

Next story will make sense. But less than you'd expect. Final exam will be Thursday!
BAD END. BAD END IS GOOD END."


STORY SECOND
"I wish I could fly," said the little warthog sadly. "But I do not have wings." So she went to see if the bathroom was open so that she could try to make it smell like forest fresh, pine scented springtime. Sadly she had to poop... so she did that first. After the bathroom exploded, she rebuilt it ENTIRELY POOP FREE. But the smell still lingered! "If only I had wings," said the little warthog sadly.
POOP END. -30/100 points. Mazeltov!


STORY THIRD
Rarity's day began with tubas. Of course, most days did. Pinkie was practicing loudly again. As she's apt to do. And Rarity had had enough. So she marched briskly outside. Pinkie had an orchestra, AGAIN. Rarity yelled: "KNOCK IT OFF!" Pinkie giggled. "But why? I don't even know how to..." "Zip it, Darling,' Rarity interrupted. I need my beauty sleep! You are just too loud!" Pinkie then turned into Pinkamena. The very idea of her telling me what to do! Rarity had read this story! She started to play louder! And then the tuba exploded. Rarity'd learned a new spell. No tuba would be safe! You liked to play? TUBAD. So she cast Magic Missle! That's how Canterlot was made. Made Pinkie-proof, that is! So Pinkie switched to accordions!
ACCORDI END.


STORY FINAL
The hardest thing about being an adorable little dragon is: You start fires when snoring. Twilight had helpfully created a dampening mesh for Spike to place atop his face when company visited. Like a muzzle. "This is another fine mesh you've gotten me into, by adding a padded helmet. Their guests still caught fire. By this time, neither of the Princesses had particularly noticed, though teleported furniture puzzled Celestia. Perhaps it was a message? So Celestia decided to visit her inflamed sister Luna, who sent Spike to the mooooon! With no air, fire was not a concern. However, Spike was unable to fight off asphyxiation. Dragons need air too. Fortunately Luna was visting, so she revived Spike and created a lunar theme park for ceramic cats and dolphin rides!
LUNAR ENDS!