Red_Velvet nuzzles Derpy in return and chuckles a little to herself at this, and feeling she should explain a bit what her gift means she shakes her head with a gentle smile, "No Derpy, my dear. You misunderstand. My gift is the granting of one wish, anything you may want or hope for. Oh I don't have as much power as the crown does to grant boons. But my company is quite large, and I have a lot of pull all around Equestria. If something you wish is within my power to give. That is my gift to you and one for Dinky as well, be it anything as small as a toy from a local shop, to a trip someplace exotic, to a full scholarship to the school of your choice. You have but to ask."
<OOC> Spike is hard to get drunk! He burns off the alcohol pretty fast.
<OOC> Memoire_Musique gives Spike a barrel of superalcohol... It's 400 proof.
<OOC> Spike sneezes, leveling the entire block.
"Yeah, told you." Dynamite Rave says as he trots out of the portal with Dinky, his body smoking from the warm contrails of his magic. "Birthday girl is here!" He calls out joyously as he heads back over to Eclipse and Twilight with a proud smile on his face.
Memoire_Musique perks up from her perch on Pinkie's back! She knows that voice!!! She tries to direct Pinkie towards... Oooooh! A word she doesn't know! "#&@$%*!" she exclaims, trying it out... "#&@$%*? #&@$%* #&@$%* #&@$%*!" she babbles innocently.
Derpy slowly takes in what Red is offering her. Her smile grows steadily until its signs are seen all over her body. "Is GRANT wish?" A new laugh follows, this one like a yellow frog being tossed between animate, fun-loving marsh reeds. She steps forward into a hug for Red Velvet, and a pat on the head for Memmy, too.
Derpy somehow manages to reach Memoire even while she's cursing and on the wrong pony's back.
Solar_Eclipse's eyes are completely black for a few long moments, though fade back to normal as his shadow returns and his horn stops glowing. He grins to the returning pair and waves, "Oh hey, you guys made it."
The magic around Mimic's horn disappears with a poof as the portal appears in the shop and leaves the crystal pony tipping her head in consideration. "Huh. Note to self." She mumbles from where she stands somewhere between a platter of sprinkled cookies and a bowl of hard candy. For once, the shimmery chartreuse pony about blends with the surroundings, it's all so bright.
Pinkie_Pie gallops around the newly arrived Dinky in a circle, a swearing filly on her back. "Hello! Hello! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
<OOC> Dusk puts some magic crystal candles on Chance's next birthday cake. :-)
<OOC> Maplewing says, "Magic Crystal (meth) Candles?"
<OOC> Spike Just can't get enough of those blue crystals.
<OOC> Twilight_Sparkle says, "Made by Wither White, AKA Heisenpony."
<OOC> Chance says, "Are they edible? O.o"
<OOC> Dusk says, "Silver actually. And not normally. But maybe for dragons. Not sure what side effects might have. :-)"
<OOC> Chance thinks one side effect would be chipped teeth..
<OOC> Dusk says, "Well he can eat rubies and diamonds and such too."
Dinky pops through a magical portal gash, courtesy of Dynamite Rave, and takes in who's here. Then Pinkie Pie hogs her field of vision. "Uh. Hi. Hi! Yeah. Hi, everyone. How're you doing?"
Red_Velvet nods and her own smile grows wider as she accepts the hug and gives the mailmare a hug of her own, "Yes, darling. Is grant wish. I a so glad you are pleased with it. It was quite hard determining just how to wrap something so...esoteric." She then turns as the birthday filly herself arrives and stomps her hooves in applause, "Happy Birthday Dinky!"
Nettleglum looms over Dinky with a chilly cordiality. "Miss Dinky, many happy returns of the day, dear."
Aurichalcum grins. "The birthday filly herszelf, I preszume. Happy birthday!"
Dynamite_Rave gives a grin over to Eclipse. "Yeah, all in a day's work." He leans in against his best friend, chillaxing.
Derpy hears a voice she knows. She finishes hugging Red Velvet and turns slowly toward... "DINKY!!" Flying loopiloy over to bridge the four yards between them, Derpy goes to hug her daughter. "Have ARRIVE! Are SAFE! Was worried!" A tear forms and doesn't quite drop from the mailmare's eye. "Was worried."
Twilight_Sparkle perks up. "THERE'S the birthday girl." She gives Rave a kiss on the nose, for his valiancy.
Dynamite_Rave finds his ears twitching and a small heart of fire pops free of his horn, floating about his head in a playful orbit.
Dragonfly has arrived.
Dragonfly comes in along as well and wing waves to folks!
Solar_Eclipse rolls his eyes at Dyna's antics, but grins amusedly, shaking his head. He smiles to Dinky and gives her another wave, but figures she's probably overwhelmed now with all the greetings so figures he'll let everypony get they're say in before annoying.
Memoire_Musique starts to gnaw on Pinkie's ears, growing swiftly bored of swearing.
Dinky mmmf! She lets her mother hug her, though her eyes, visible for a split second, show something like horror. And not because Nettleglum wished her many happy returns. She weakly hugs her mother back.
Chance wanders into the room and whuffles in greeting to all.
Starfire flits over to Chance and noses him a hello. "Glad you could make it, I saved us a table over yonder."
Derpy releases her daughter after about ten seconds and a few kisses on the top of her mountain-wispy mane. "So glad to see. Will have so much ~fun!~ So much fun!!" She throws out her wings and goes sailing on a breeze from an open window, skimming Chance and smacking lightly into Dynamite. "Security! Thank you so many for saving and finding my daughter." She's about to kiss him, but settles for a hoofbump instead.
Red_Velvet smiles and trots across to stand next to the other ponies, giving Memoire's own ear a light little tweak with her magic, "Memmy, hon. As sweet as Miss Pie is I am certain she would rather not have her ears chewed upon. How would you feel if somepony chewed yours?" She was teasing the foal of course. Then her attention turns to Princess Sparkle and she bows to one knee, So sorry Majesty, I did not see you there." Red struggles however not to giggle at Derpy's antics.
Dusk comes in through the door to the SCC, hovering a black and white wrapped gift, looking around. He is amazed, "So many ponies! Happy Birthday!" he calls out. He magics the gift over to the table and sees lots of friends here! He greets ponies here and there, going over by Chance and Starfire, "Greeings! Dear Mirage is over visiting Lady Screenplay over at the hospital currently."
Dynamite_Rave was totally geared up for a kiss! He gives Derpy a hoofbump in return, followed by a grin as he leans in to give her a nuzzle. "No problem ma'am. It's my duty to protect and serve." He winks to her before he gives Eclipse a nudge forward. "By the way, he's dating your daughter." The wheels on the bus go round and round.
Starfire smiles and nods to Dusk, making an awwww sound. "What happened? Is she near due?"
"Now, Miss Dinky-- you asked for something special for a treat, so, I made a batch of Mother's Petit Fours..." As before, the mere mention of these by Nettie causes a crescendo of dramatic lightnings outside of Sugarcube Corner. Which is probably preferable to a lightning strike /inside/ Sugarcube Corner, at least. Nettleglum seems oblivious to the audience cue that something less than safe is in progress.
<OOC> Firefly says, "SOmeone wants a lightning strike inside?
? OOOhhhh. >
"
Memoire_Musique gets dragged back onto Velvet. "Wanna go juice! Wanna juice!" she demands... But she demands quietly. Then Dynamite Rave catches her attention. Her babbling trails off as she stares up at the big, fiery stallion. She squeaks and hides on Velvet's back.
Derpy grins and nuzzles happily. Then she looks between Solar Eclipse and Dinky. And looks back. And her face gets darker. And darker. And grimmer. Back and forth she looks. But then she shakes her head and her countenance is delighted again. "Oh. I knew that!" she chimes.
Luna has arrived.
<OOC> Spike says, "Speaking of darker and grimmer."
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie dun dun DUNNNN
<OOC> Luna says, "PIFFLE, we say. We are here to PARTY."
<OOC> Memoire_Musique gasps. Iss LUNA!
<OOC> Firefly notifies the local authorities and disaster recovery teams.
<OOC> Nettleglum has but one life to give to the party. ._. And gave it already.
Firefly waves to LUna, having reserved a table for her just in case. "MIlady."
Well, technically, Solar Eclipse is betrothed to her? Or was? Eclipse honestly is a bit lost on the whole situation now. He just looks over as Nettle says something about making snacks, remembering the skittering cookies she made that one time. Crunchy, but hard to catch. He then glances back to the others and perks before making his way over to Dinky. "Sssooooooo," he says to her, "Um, how're you?"
Dinky is a little nervous about the petit fours now, she has to confess. "Um. Great. Great! Um, thanks for coming, Miss Nettleglum." She faces Dusk, Dragonfly, Red, Firefly. "Good to see you. I mean, this kind of thing may be dumb as dirt, but... I mean, it's good to know I'm not as unpopular as Quasar or something. That's worth a knock or two, right?" She walks over to the refreshment table and looks it over. "Uh... why are the petit fours padlocked?"
Mimic still lingers on the outskirts, seeming content to muse over the crowd, though Dynamite's congratulations brings a slow shake to her head. "Still saving the day, huh?" She calls over to the guardsstallion as she pops one of the sprinkled cookies in her mouth.
<OOC> Luna says, "Well, that's obviously MY cue."
<OOC> Starfire says, "Boom goes the dynamite."
Dusk shakes his head to Starfire, "Not near due. As I understand, Lady Screenplay has just recently given birth to a colt." He chuckles a little.
Dynamite_Rave gives a grin over to Mimic as he trots over to his classmate, then leans in to bump his shoulder against hers. "Hey crystal." He chuckles as he drapes a forehoof about her shoulders. "Still saving the day. I'm the man, what can I say? How you doing? Here for the cake?"
Quasar has arrived.
<OOC> Solar_Eclipse says, "NEEERRRRRD!"
<OOC> Scope pummels Solar.
<OOC> Solar_Eclipse steals Quasar's lunchmoney.
<OOC> You say, "Uh-oh."
<OOC> Dinky caves to peer pressure and wedgies Quasar. Somehow.
<OOC> Quasar gets beat up and made fun of. He accepts this because he's a chubby loser.
Now he has invisible undies up his buttcrack. Woe. Woe.
Memoire_Musique drops down off of Red's back and starts to creep through the crowd. Dun dun DUNAH! She sneaks her way towards Dyna... Reaching out, she quietly tags one of his legs, then runs to hide behind one of the curtains.
<OOC> Mimic opens the locker for someone to stuff him into it?
Luna waltzes (she's not actually waltzing) in the front door like any regular customer, albeit she has to duck her head so her horn doesn't scrape the top of the doorway. A gleaming ebony case engraved with silver stars is strapped to one flank like a saddle bag, and the moment she's in the door she extends her wings and booms, "CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS, THE ANNIVERSARY OF THY BIRTH! Ooh, what is that heavenly aroma?" She trots on over to the desserts as casually as if she hadn't just subjected the whole party to gale force winds and a voice so penetrating all the dishware bounced around on the tables.
Dinky gets too close to the silver serving dome. The petit fours stir beneath it. A ping. Something dings off the inside of the dome. Another. A thin, high-pitched shriek. It's the noise of a baby xenomorph dipped in velvety chocolate. And it's echoed by many, many more, as the dome begins to wobble. Nettleglum looks proud. "Oh, I just wanted to make sure they were fresh for your arrival, dear."
Red_Velvet smiles at the tiny foal on her back and nods, "You want orange juice Memmy? Miss Pinkie Pie, I wonder if I might trouble you? Little Memmy has taken an inordinate fondness to orange juice. Do you perchance have some here?" The agent then looks about and realizes her little passenger has made her escape, "Um...I suppose the point is moot now. Sorry Miss Pie."
Mimic oofs at the leg is draped over her shoulders, though she sees used to it and just shakes her head. "I'm just fine. I hadn't actually even realized there was cake until I poked my head in. I've been trying to learn more about Ponyville since I have Canterlot pretty well covered and figured.. well.. a party is a good place to...er, take notes." She says with a faint grimace forming, as if realizing how dumb that sounded but was at a loss of what else to say.
Dusk chuckles at Dinky's comment and nods, "At least one or two, yes. And good to see you too, Miss Dinky. Have missed you down at the Center. But then I suppose you haven't had all the best of luck so far either." He grins.
Quasar trots in after Luna slowly, as if starstruck to have caught her landing outside as he was heading towards the Cube. His eyes widen and his mouth forms an 'O' as he stares longingly. He has his present for Dinky on his back. It's wrapped in bright green wrapping paper. ".. wow.." He breathes out, then steps forward and finds himself ramming his nose right into the door frame. Bonk. "Ow!" He winces as he clutches his nose, then angles himself in. After putting the present on the table, he shyly ducks in to a table by himself, chewing his bottom lip.
<OOC> Dusk hooves Quasar on calling it The Cube too. He lost Derpy on that one before.
<OOC> Derpy not remember. u.n
<OOC> Scope has always called it the S.C.C.
<OOC> Derpy says, "SCC stand for... Semi-Crunchy Caramel."
<OOC> Dusk guesses she's still lost then. :-)
<OOC> Derpy says, "Hyypercube?"
<OOC> Dusk says, "For Pinkie? Yes."
<OOC> Twilight_Sparkle says, "Is it about my cube? o.o"
<OOC> Dusk says, "Explains much."
<OOC> Quasar beams. "Does that mean I'm cool?"
<OOC> Dinky doesn't know what the antecendent here is, but no, Quasar. It doesn't.
<OOC> Quasar scuffs his hoof on the ground. "Aw horseapples."
<OOC> Dusk says, "As cool as a research professor? :-) Minus the knowledge or skills or prestige or.. Well. Close enough."
<OOC> Quasar is ranked third in math and science high honors and academics in Fillydelphia and is only 10 :/
<OOC> Dusk is bigger! So.. :-P *chuckle* :-)
<OOC> Dinky isn't addicted to getting C's. She can get B's and even A's when she wants to.
Derpy finds herself covered in strawberry hard candies and surrounded by napkins, and realizes her mane and gaudy sheer paisley dress are all out of place. It can only be a disaster, or Luna! Derpy stands, delighted to find that it's the latter. "More Princess!!" she exclaims, gliding forth. "So many party perk! Good to see." Then she lands and bows just as perfectly and as eyelashily eyesclosed as she did earlier for Twilight.
Solar_Eclipse's mane blows back as Hurricane Luna makes her greeting. He blinks a few times saying, "Grandma!" in his cheerful, greeting voice.
Nettleglum steps aside for her monarch and quickly falls in alongside her. "Your highness."
After a few minutes of the door being left open Luna's escort finally arrives, albeit looking rather.. annoyed. Decked out in his Lunar Knight armor, Scope steps through the entranceway and with a flash of magic shuts it behind him, quietly stepping to the side and taking point beside the door with a rather ungraceful flop onto his rump, amber eyes scanning the rather crowded bakery.
Twilight_Sparkle raises her head, and smiles to the lankier princess. "It's good to see you, Luna!" Her omission of the elder princess's title feels casual but is striking nonetheless.
Dinky nods weakly to Dusk. She looks up at him, sizing something up. And very briefly, she nuzzles his knee. She's spares further sentiment by the arrival of Luna, and then of Quasar, either of whom might well upset the balance she assumes exists on some level. Dinky is blown head over hocks by the Royal Canterlot Voice. She looks up with her hair hugely frazzled (though part of that was the song Rave sang her) and regards Luna. "Yeah. Thanks. I made it to ten, somehow."
Red_Velvet lowers her head and drops down to one knee as Luna appears, "Greetings Princess Luna." Red actually seems more then a little nervous now that the lunar diarch has arrived...it may well be fear in her eyes as she drops them to the floor.
Dinky nods weakly to Dusk. She looks up at him, sizing something up. And very briefly, she nuzzles his knee. She's spares further sentiment by the arrival of Luna, and then of Quasar, either of whom might well upset the balance she assumes exists on some level. Dinky is blown head over hocks by the Royal Canterlot Voice. She looks up with her hair hugely frazzled (though part of that was the song Rave sang her) and regards Luna. "Yeah. Thanks. I made it to ten, somehow."
"Psh, you don't take notes here. You party. Get up and mingle. Meet some new friends. Dance around. Get a bit tipsy. Make out with someone that you just learned their name." Dynamite Rave says, then finds his leg poked. He glances down to see Memoire scampering away, then raises a brow upwards. "So, yeah.. anyways.. Yo, Scope!" He waves a hoof towards his big brother. "Nice to see you man!"
Luna tucks the tip of a silver-shod hoof under Derpy's chin, nudging her upwards. "Thou of all ponies need show not humble thyself to the crown." She has much to do, however, and keeps walking past the Dreamy Eyed Mare, past the timid Red Velvet, and instead lifts a giant wing over the crowd to wave at Twilight. "Well met, Princess Twilight Sparkle, for the moon and stars are sisters in the night." She keeps trotting, sniffing the air, and walks right up to where Dinky stood before the Royal Canterlot Voice hit. Her shapely blue muzzle wanders over the silver dome, and Luna looks up, her face rapt with wonder as she asks, "Nettleglum, are these...?"
"Uh." Mimic begins as her ears tip back hesitantly. "I've never..er...I've never partied." She says with a shamed clearing of her throat with a nervous glance one way and then the other as if someone might have heard her. "...wasn't really in my j-- well. I just didn't. We didn't have a reason to." Says the crystal unicorn with a sigh as she turns her eyes to regard the two monarchs old and new. Yah. She'd rather not embarrass herself in front of royalty.
<OOC> Solar_Eclipse says, "We have 50% of the princesses here. We demand the appearance of the other two!"
Celestia has arrived.
Dusk blinks and looks at Dinky, surprised perhaps just for a moemnt, but smiles warmly as she gives him a little nuzzle, reaching a hoof to give her a pat.. just as Luna arrives and blows ponies back a ways with the force of her royal voice. He comes to a stop, and his mane falls back into its usual state. He clears his throat and gives a proper bow in greeting before getting back to the partying.
"Well, tonight you're partying." Dynamite Rave says to Mimic as he holds out a hoof, then says in a whispered hush. "Parties. Parties /everywhere/. As far as the eye can see." He waves his hoof forward in an arch through the air before them. "Now get some punch in you, and go meet someone new. See the bouncy pink one? That's the most partiest pony in Equestria. She knows how to throw down with streamers and confetti."
Sugar_Rush has arrived.
Derpy's head is easily raised. Her mane falls naturally into its spiky yet somehow straight form, no longer frazzled, and the same is true of her face. "Not humbowl?" she asks, her eyes rotating even after Luna walks by her. She shakes her head and tries to work out what to do next. The task manager in Derpy's head eventually clicks, and Derpy rushes over to the big sign sitting against the wall at the back of the room. She spins it around and places it carefully on an easel. "Are so many fun thing to do!!" she announces.
Angel has arrived.
Angel slips in and makes his way to the food table.
Nettleglum twitches in a ghastly spasm that's probably perking. "Oh, yes, of course, your highness. Miss Dinky asked that I make them for her party-- it was a little hard getting that much Strontium on short notice, but, how could I refuse a birthday wish?"
At the sound of his name, Scope's ear flicks once with his head turning to glance in the direction from whence it came. Spotting Rave, all the younger stallion receives in greeting from the guard is a sharp nod of hello, then his eyes turn away to resume keeping watch over the gathering of ponies.
Solar_Eclipse blinks a few times. Well Dinky seems extra busy. He briefly gives up on getting a word in. He smiles at the others but finds himself growing quiet, almost nervous with so many ponies around. He takes a step or two back to a corner where the shadows quickly thicken around him as they usually do when he's apprehensive.
Quasar reaches out with a hoof to gently poke at Eclipse's shoulder, then offers him a chair to sit next to him. Dork table over here. Represent. "Oh, hey Solar Eclipse. This is.. really cool. I can't believe Dinky has two princesses show up to her party. She's so cool." He mumbles softly to his fellow classmate.
Red_Velvet seems to have managed to pay Princess Luna the respect due her, without gaining the royal's attention. She stands once more and takes a few steps backward, positioning herself out of the way. It's not really that she fears the royal sisters now, but she still struggles with the idea that a changeling used her likeness to deceive everypony, the princesses included. And the affair with The Velvet Rope club only made things all the more awkward...
Derpy's sign reads:
===================
LIST OF AGENDA
1. Snaxs
2. Block stack!
3. Say Nice To Dinky.
4. Truth or Hair.
5. Cake!
6. Gifts open.
7. Pin Yatta!!
8. Bon Fire.
===================
Aurichalcum examines the sign. Hmmm.
Dinky finds hersalf blown back several yards. She also sees that Luna is preoccupied with whatever monstrosity (or 'snaxs') Nettleglum's ancestors managed to concoct for her. So she slinks into the shadows and finds herself next to Solar Eclipse. "Oh. You're here!" She exhales, perhaps in relief, or some such strange emotion.
<OOC> Dusk says, "Makes that 8. Bon Fire / Cleanup. Standard MRC procedure."
Spike climbs up on Twilight's back, so he can see something more than legs, tails, and cutie marks in the crowd.
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie thinks Spike is waaay too young if he doesn't appreciate a room full of legs, tails and cutie marks.
Aurichalcum is fascinated with the prospect of Block Stack.
Sugar_Rush trots into the store, saddlebags full and smelling sweet. "Say, did I hear there was a party going on here?"
<OOC> Twilight_Sparkle looks delighted. "Celestia!"
Angel has left.
"...pah. Alright, alright. I'll give it a try." Mimic says with a slow shake of her head and a rueful smile as she bumps her shoulder into Dynamite's. "But if I make a fool of myself I'm blaming you. I know where you sleep." She says, narrowing her eyes in mock warning before the crystal unicorn steps out from behind the snack tables and towards the central portion of the room with her eyes roving to look for this pink party specialist.
Pinkie_Pie says "You sure did, Sugar Rush! C'mon in! Cake and party games! o/~"
<OOC> Luna says, "Celly, you totes have to hang with your one and only special student. *I* have a party game already in mind."
<OOC> Firefly says, "Splode that POny?"
<OOC> Derpy invites Luna to scrawl her game idea in on the list somewhere.
Derpy wheels a big tray prepared by the Cakes ahead of time into the room. She accidentally smacks into Sugar Rush, knocking the towers of spongy cakes and gelatin blocks and cinnamon minibuns and orange tarts down, and some of them land on his mane, "Oop," she says, eyes spinning. "Pony!!!" she exclaims, waving her leg. "Is time for snacktime!! Have all the marvel your stomach acid desire."
Memoire_Musique starts waddling through the guests, snagging a snack here, hugging a pony there.
"Yeah, I sleep at the library now more these days." Dynamite says cooly to Mimic with a rising smirk upon his face. As he watches her head off, he trots over to Scope and flops down next to him, leaning into his shoulder as he gives his big brother a grin.
Aurichalcum perks up. Ooh, this looks delicious. He searches the trays for the eggiest custard he can find and grabs three, one in each right hand.
<OOC> Derpy notes that none of the treats contain dairy or chocolate.
<OOC> Nettleglum 's petit fours are made with fine Germaneigh chocolate. ._. If you can catch one.
<OOC> Derpy not have vetted those!
A Princess is never late - even when two other Princesses have arrived before her. Seriously, look it up. Then you have to determine which Princess Granger Causes the other to determine when it is time for the -PARTY- to have -STARTED-! A polite knock emenates from the bakery's doorway. After Sugar Rush enters, however, the Princess of Equestria and Guardian of the Sun decides it's probably alright for her to enter as well. Led, of course, by four gold-armored guards bearing her crest - two of which stand at the doorway and two of which take up strategic positions throughout the baker. It's only then that Celestia makes her not-so-subtle entrance. "I hope I'm not intruding, but I heard a very special young pony is having a birthday.
Pinkie_Pie's eyes alight on the enormous feast of -- "DESSERTS!" she squeals, flying through the air to land facefirst in the stax of snax. Her hind legs wobble feebly in the air, sticking straight up.
Spike's tongue shoots out and rescues a cinnamon bun in mid-fall, yanking it back into his snout. "Mmm."
<OOC> Spike may actually be Purple Yoshi.
Firefly ooohs and eyes Nettleglum's treats.
Luna places a hoof atop the dome covering the dish of petit fours. Rearing up, she waves her other and declares (she spares the Royal Canterlot Voice - she's just being loud), "WE CLAIM NOW THESE DELICIOUS SAVORIES IN THE NAME OF THE THRONE!" The upraised hoof casually lowers to stick right in Pinkie's face, blocking her as Luna grabs hold of the handle of the cover with her teeth, rips it free of the plate, and tosses it aside! Then her head lunges into the mass of chocolate like a striking heron! Why? Because she's eaten these before and knows what's about to happen.
Red_Velvet considers trying some of the ever so sinfully sweet treats that seem to practically rain down from the mishap, finally using her magic to catch a lemon tart on a plate she floats it over to herself above the heads of the other ponies. Trying to remain out of the very messy debacle.
Aurichalcum ducks into a corner of the room. Mm, custard.
Sugar_Rush smiles, "Well, it is a good thing I brought these!" He opens his saddlebags, and starts unloading small brightly-colored paper bags, filled with a selections of candies. There are chocolates, jelly beans, gum drops, gummy bears, lemon drops, and apple fruit leather in each bag. "Help yourselves, folks!"
Stuff is going on apparently. Eclipse glances over to Quasar and grins as his shoulder is tapped. "Hey there. Yeah, lots of love here. And, uh..apparently it's three of them now." Of course for him it's not too different. He lives with two of the crazy princesses, this is pretty much every dinner he's ever had for the past year or two. Usually it's followed by a rousing game of Wall Sumo. As Dinky settles in beside him he looks to her and chuckles "I said hi a couple of times but I think you've been distracted. Is it overwhelming?" he wonders.
Berry Punch, who arrived when you weren't looking, takes a pirouette cookie and crunches it with satisfaction. She then holds it like a cigar in her mouth and looks at Auri, beside her at the dessert tray. "So, uh... what are you?" Then Luna makes a commotion and she crunches the cookie up reflexively.
Celestia suddenly finds herself next to Luna as she claims aforementioned 'delicious savories' for the throne. "AHEM," the Princess clears her throat. "Excuse me, my most beloved sister, but I believe yo- AHA! MINE!" the Princess immediately dives her head in towards the writhing mass of chocolatey deliciousness.
Petit fours! The delicate little squares of chocolate and pastry /screeek/ like all of Jurassic Park in a silver serving dish and make a break for it! They are hideously loud for their size and move like greased polecats. Individually, they are not that dangerous, but... they do hunt in packs.
Pinkie_Pie flails her forehooves in the air, feebly trying to get closer to the tray. Her face is completely flattened against Luna's outstretched hoof.
"Wooooow..." Quasar trails off as he stares openly at the sight of Princess freaking Celestia walking in. His jaw unhinges and he just /stares./ ".. She's so beautiful.." As the two sisters start attacking the desserts, he looks dumbfounded for a moment before he clears his throat and looks back to Eclipse and Dinky. "Dinky, you're the coolest kid in school. I bet no one will come to my party. You have three princesses. Can I be your lab partner?" He asks hopefully.
<OOC> Nettleglum is tempted to spoof Cadence staring in the back window, in the rain. ._.
<OOC> Luna says, "Celly, I change my mind. Nettleglum has to get the part of Cadence."
<OOC> Celestia says, "And it isn't even raining anywhere else in Ponyville!"
Apple_Bloom has arrived.
Sweetie_Belle has arrived.
Spike stares at the desserts. The strange, scurrying desserts. Some instinct clicks inside him and he jumps off Twilight's back and hunkers down on all fours, reptilian eyes tracking the nearest one as he creeps towards it.
Dinky nods to Eclipse. "Couldn't hear you. This is crazy." She gestures to Luna, pigging out on the desserts Nettleglum brought especially for her. And Celestia is apparently here now, with her armored guards. "Wow. Just, wow. This is insane. Hey!" She steps from the shadows and speaks up to get the princesses' attention. "You two know you CAN'T just destroy this building, right? It's, like, historical. At least, since the last Parasprite attack or whatever." Apparently she has higher expectations for the behavior of her sovereigns. As for Quasar... she just glaares at him. And shrugs. "Sure, whatever. When did you come in?"
One of the newly arrived guards finds himself standing right next to a unicorn wearing the armor and mark designating him to be a guard of the Mistress of the Night, and after a brief staredown a look of recognition comes over both of them. Celestia's guard steps back and snaps to, giving Scope a quick salute before moving off and finding another spot to stand guard.
Red magic floats one of the sponge cakes towards a more grim fate than the floor - a Mimic. She chews on the confection as her eyes regard the Princesses bobbing for enrobed horrors and the pink pony she suspects Dynamite mentioned. Having no wish to tangle in that mess, she instead stands and watches instead and still overall at a loss of how she's supposed to be partying. Socializing is *hard*.
Aurichalcum tries to catch Spike's attention and point him to the custard tarts.
Twilight_Sparkle is many things. And one of them is Equestria's foremost expert on teleportation spells. With nary a sound, and a flash you'll only see if you're looking straight at it, the pile of brownies is teleported over to her and Spike. She lifts one--ONE, because that is the polite number--into the air, and nibbles it, like a princess/nerd ought to.
Quasar rubs his nose a bit, then ducks his head a bit as he withers under her glare. ". Um.. I .. came in after Princess Celestia.. um.. I.. can leave if you don't want me here." He says softly as he stares at the ground a bit harder now.
Luna's head rears back up above the crowd with a block of chocolate wriggling in her teeth. She opens her mouth again to suck it down, and instead it braces against her teeth and LEAPS into the air - only to be caught as Luna's pearly white tongue lashes out, wrapping around it and yanking it into her mouth! "MMM!" she moans in delight, if it can be heard over the muffled shrieking, squealing, and - is that swearing? - from the petit four itself.
<OOC> Apple_Bloom says, "So much activity. Ah hope ah kin fawnd a good place t'pose in. So we kin mug Dinky and take away her pets."
<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Moonlight/Moonlight/ Bedbugs creep/ Clap your hooves/ and try not to sleep."
<OOC> Sweetie_Belle says, "It's her birthday, Apple Bloom! Be nice!"
<OOC> Sweetie_Belle will sing the birthday song!
<OOC> Sweetie_Belle says, "Loudly. And repeatedly"
<OOC> Apple_Bloom says, "We have t'be nawce to'er?!"
<OOC> Luna says, "Being mean to Dinky while three princesses are in the room is PROBABLY not the smartest thing a pony could do."
Red_Velvet is peacefully enjoying her lemon tart, when at her hooves she hears the shriek of two of the little Nettie-spawned-abominations and she turns to flee the chocolate deserts.
Dynamite_Rave gives Scope a nudge with his hoof, then waves to the other guard for a moment before he chuckles. "This is ridiculous. I think we're gonna set a record on how many ponies we can shove into one building. I bet if we lock the door and I set the wall on fire, we'd also set the record on the most.." He trails off for a moment. Well, maybe that's a bit too dark. "So, hey, we gonna hug the wall all night aren't we?"
Derpy is looking forward to indulging in the snacks she just brought in. Unfazed by the scurrying chocomonsters on the floor (her monster adrenaline reserve was depleted, remember?) she's about to pick up and enjoy a triple ginger brownie when--oops! The tray disappears in a pulse of magic. Derpy derps, frozen in place while her eyes spin at different rates and she processes this disaster.
Memoire_Musique huddles up on top of a shelf, ... or she would be... Living chocolate creatures? If they're still around when she starts moving, they're gettin' a HUNGRY FILLY chasing them!
Spike pounces at one of the petite fours, lassoing it with his tongue. He sits up on his haunches with the squealing, struggling dessert held in his fangs...suddenly not sure what to do, like a cat that's caught a mouse and isn't sure how to dispatch it.
"Yeah it's..." Eclipse starts but Dinky starts yelling at the deities, so he just blinks a few times. He looks over to Quasar and smiles, "I'm sure she didn't mean it like that, Quas. Stay. Have some ca...um...have some...of whatever's left. Ok there's not going to be much left...
Sugar_Rush watches the rampaging goodies. "Um...should I bother to ask what is going on?"
Chance wanders around with Starfire, saying hi to everypony. He pauses to watch Spike, giving a light grin and chuckle.
Firefly waits till one of the little things tuns past her and karate chops it with a wingtip, then eats it.
Pinkie_Pie starts trotting after one of the mobile brownies, curious. The brownie scuttles away from her. She follows. Soon the two are circling the edges of the party.
Nettleglum hopes they finish all the Petit fours. ._. They do not make good leftovers-- they tend to rattle around inside of the walls and floor for a few weeks, preying on small rodents and whatnot.
"I am.", Scope replies with a snort, nose flaring a little before he shoots a glare to the red stallion right next to him. "It is your decision as to whether or not you choose to, and if you do choose to then find another place to stand." And with that his eyes snap forward once again, the grey unicorn going still with his horn aglow.
Memoire_Musique whoops and chases the Petite Fours, fives, and sixes! All of them! "WOOHOO! WOOHOO! MEMMY GOOD!" she hollers. She aims to impact one of the brownies, tackling it!
Starfire smiles to ponies here and there, sticking beside Chance, moreso when the snacks go wild.
Berry Punch stamps on one of the petit fours with a determined look and the top of her tongue sticking out. It splatters over her hoof and surrounding fetlocks. "I got one! I got one!!" she exults. Then she frowns, even more unsure than Spike how to proceed. She shrugs and takes one of the dairy-free custard tarts.
Red_Velvet has disconnected.
"Ha. As if. I'm sitting right here, next to you, my big brother. I'm a big boy guard now if you forgot." Dynamite Rave says as he strikes a similar pose to Scope as he puffs out his chest, shoulders squared back and settled in against the wall in his Twilight armor. His horn even briefly glows to cast the cloning spell upon him, though a smirk still toys along his muzzle.
Celestia has only subdued one of the chocolate demons before getting entirely distracted from the dessert and instead trots over to her student and newly-minted Princess cohort. Seriously, she's worth like four Cadences. "It is good to see you again, Twilight," the Princess dips her head politely to the fellow pointy purple pony Princess. "I-" the Princess is interrupted by Dinky's warning to cause no property damage tonight. A warm smile graces her expression before she leans over to plant a tender kiss on the birthday girl's forehead. "I shall make sure of it."
<OOC> Nettleglum says, "The Cadence scale. How many Cadences is that princess worth? Twlight Sparkle= Four Cadences."
<OOC> Luna is worth at LEAST 1.2 Cadences.
<OOC> Twilight_Sparkle says, "Hey now. If we start formally rating princesses...I predict bad things for Equestria."
<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Prince Blueblood= Half a Cadence. The back half."
<OOC> Celestia says, "Isn't Cadence's better half the back half, Nettie?"
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie says, "I can cofirm Celestia's ass-essment."
<OOC> Apple_Bloom says, "IT's not hard t'give princesss orders. Y'all walk up to'em in a business-like way and yell at'em. Then y'all give'em a case o'apple vodka."
<OOC> Celestia had the economist brony open a Princess market based on the Cadence unit of currency. Prices vary across the day, and you can buy options to hedge. Nettie trims the hedge daily.
<OOC> Nettleglum leverages Cadences. Into open graves.
<OOC> Celestia always knew Nettie bought the farm on margin.
Luna having caught her petit four starts to chew. The squealing doesn't stop. Her chewing does slow down, bite by bite, and the princess stares as if she's working hard. Then... BANG! BANG! BANG! Her head recoils from side to side, and the petit four cannonballs out of her mouth again, only to have Luna lunge forward and bite down on it again!
Dinky nods sternly. "Yeah, good. Thanks. See that you d--do." She catches herself giving orders to the high ruler of the land, but shrugs it off. Birthday, right? Dinky stares at Luna and tilts her head.
Spike frowns, deciding he just can't do this. It's too much like eating another living thing, and he...well, sharp teeth or no, he was raised by ponies. He gently sets the treat back down on the floor and watches it scurry away.
Berry Punch starts tracking the petit four Pinkie is after from the other direction. Together, they'll chase it down!
And with that, Scope has had enough. Giving a signal to the guard he chased off earlier, he relieves himself of his post and steps around Rave and pushes himself through the door to the establishment and takes a post outside.
Scope has left.
Dragonfly looks at Spike, then STOMPS! the treat, "Laddie, ye can't be taking no scoff from yer vittles!" then scoops it up anmd chomps it happily.
Quasar blinks his eyes a few times at Eclipse, then says, "Oh, well.. I don't want to.. um.. lower the standards of the party with my presence." He says softly with a sigh. "I know this is probably the most popular party of the year and if word gets out the biggest loser is here then other ponies at school may discredit how cool it is." He chews his bottom lip for a moment. Social ladders are hard to climb.
Mimic watches one of the semi-sentient treats scamper past and raises up a brow as she regards it. "Hmm..." Getting the idea they're all frantically scampering around, she lowers her head as red aurora magic surrounds her horn. On the ground before her a perfect copy appears after a sparkle of red light and seems to follow the same running pattern as the one that just went past her, then again like a loop.
Spike stares at Dragonfly with a mix of embarrassment and horror.
Dinky touches Quasar on the shoulder. "No. Come on. Don't go. If this is the only party you'll be invited to all year, you might as well enjoy it, right?" She looks around at the mayhem. "Besides. Not like it has any dignity left to ruin, am I right?"
Sugar_Rush notes the attendance of royalty. He drops into a bow to the princesses.
When Dragonfly lifts his hoof, there's probably a petit four trying to chew on the end of it. These things are hard to... kill?
Pinkie_Pie makes sure no one is looking at her, then carefully nudges the walls out a little further to accomodate the massive crowd.
The door opens and it is apparently time for the Cutie Mark Crusaders (?) to make an appearance! Apple Bloom is first to show, but only because she's planted her feet down and is being pushed into the door by Sweetie Belle, calling upon her freakishly powerful strength to urge her friend into the party. "I don't care how you feel about it," Sweetie is saying to Bloom, "It's polite to go to her party and bring a gift that's not a barrel of Rotten Apples. I don't care HOW long you've been saving them for." Sweetie puffs out a breath or two once she gets inside and then slips over to the gift table and slides a box up onto it that, well, looks like she wrapped it.
Quasar glances up at Dinky with a hopeful look on his face. "I don't know. You have princesses fighting over desserts and almost every pony in town here to see /you/. I think it has plenty of dignity. This is awesome. No one in Fillydelphia even got this kind of treatment. Not even the rich kids. This may go down in the record books for best birthday party ever for a ten year old."
Solar_Eclipse stares at Quasar a moment, "Seriously, hang out. You're my friend too, so you should stay." He smiles a bit, "I'm pretty sure no one notices we're here anyways with all of that going on." He scrunches his nose amusedly. "Seriously, I don't think there's enough snacks."
Dinky actually smiles at that, though it's a twisted, bent-lipped smile. "You think? Hehahahahaaa." The idea's funny to her for some reason. "Best ever, huh? Wow. Because one thing I am -not- is a party pony." She looks around, deeply amused by it all. "But tell you what. Keep an eye on my rump in case I get a partying cutie mark, all right?" Dinky seems to enjoy ribbing Quasar.
Fluttershy has arrived.
<OOC> Nettleglum says, "Princess Fluttershy= Ten Cadences."
<OOC> Spike is 0.15 Smaugs.
But Apple Bloom is so stubborn. "Oh come on, surely we kin think of somethin' *better* t'do! Lawk kayakin'r somethin'!" Apple Bloom tries again to push back at Sweetie Belle. "How did y'all git so freakishly strong!?"
<OOC> Sweetie_Belle got so strong hauling around all of Rarity's camping gear.
Flushing, Quasar ducks his head and says, "I don't think it would be proper to stare at your rump, Dinky. I um.. I don't want to upset Eclipse because he's going out with you and it'd be weird because he's my friend and may get the wrong idea." Geez, why did she have to say that?! Now he's all flustered and embarrassed.
Derpy walks quietly over to Twilight Sparkle, who seems to have the plate of ginger brownies now. She clears her throat very elegantly and quietly.
Angel has arrived.
Luna clearly feels that tonight's litter of petit fours is extra good. She nods emphatically to Nettleglum to signal her approval, and goes back to chewing. Each chew is slow, the immortal power of her jaw grinding away, jerking slightly every couple of seconds but too strong to be shoved aside. Then the screaming inside her mouth stops. It's replaced by hissing, violent gurgling, and gooey brown liquid drips out of the corners of her mouth and her nose, hitting the floor and burning holes into the wood accompanied by the rich, creamy smell of cocoa.
Sharien has arrived.
Twilight_Sparkle smiles at Derpy, a little apologetically. "With the other princesses doing....whatever they were doing with the other pastries, I wanted to make sure the rest of us had some." She levitates a brownie for Derpy, helpfully.
Celestia duly notes to avoid any severe property damage beyond what is caused by a rotation of her hindquarters or the scraping of her horn against the ceiling, because tall. She returns to her rightful place at the non-birthday-cake table and begins discreetly consuming piece after piece after piece. Discreetly.
Dinky does stare at Quasar. At least it's with puzzlement rather than scorn. "Joke, Quasar. They're a thing." She discovers that even more ponies are here now, and wander until she runs into one at random. "Oh... Sugar Rush, right? How's it going. Alicorns, I just ca--" She stops short--maybe that isn't the best oath to use when three of them are present. "Uh, I can't believe so many ponies actually want to waste their time trying to cheer me up."
Twilight_Sparkle walks up beside her mentor. Discreetly.
"Be nice!" Sweetie tells her friend again. "She's our classmate and we should wish her a happy birth--do you smell Cocoa?" She asks. It's about that time she notices there's really a whole room full of princesses and ponies in here. She blinks once, looks to Apple Bloom and says, "I think we may be underdressed or something."
Memoire_Musique, smeared with chocolate from the petite four, cleans herself off on the tablecloth. The tiny filly looks around for somepony close to her size... Perfect! In a few moments, Spike might spot a chubby little filly toddling Straight. For. HIM!
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie assembles a small pillow fort around Fluttershy, from which she can peer out at the party, well protected, if she needs it.
<OOC> Nettleglum could use one of those. .-.
<OOC> Sugar_Rush sighs...
<OOC> Pinkie_Pie makes Nettie a fort of DARK OMINOUS pillows.
<OOC> Nettleglum lurks inside it with a comfy blankie.
<OOC> Sweetie_Belle is underdressed! She goes home and gets her wings.
Derpy grins and takes the magical brownie. Or magically lifted. Same difference. She chews it up, savors, and swallows. Then she nods, having accomplished item one. She goes to her sign and crosses off "1. Snaxs" with a with green marker. "Okay!" she announces, her tail in its green and silver ribbon spinning. "Is time for next event... BLOCK STAAACK!!"