Post by starlight on Jun 4, 2013 20:11:23 GMT -5
[[On PUB]]
Marble R. Memory buys some apples.
Temporary Applejack sells them! Now THIS she can understand.
Marble R. Memory gives them to his kids.
Crusader Thunderfire munches
Shutterbug lines up behind the foals to get an apple? o.o
Temporary Applejack watches this and ponders schemes to get people to buy more. Apployalty cards? Apple of the month clubs? Roll-up-the-peel to win?
Crusader Thunderfire hands Shutterbug an apple.
Shutterbug screams at the hands! A foal with hands!
Crusader Thunderfire says, "lol"
Temporary Applejack says, "Handsome kid y'all got there, MArble. Ah really mean that."
Shutterbug thinks that's spelled, 'Hansom'. >.>
Temporary Applejack is pretty sure it ain't, less'n Thunderfire's a horse-drawn carriage.
Shutterbug says, "(Someone once asked W.S. Gilbert to call him a cab. He said, 'Certainly! You're a four-wheeler!' The person replied, 'How dare you!', to which Gilbert responded, 'Well you said to call you a cab and you're certainly not handsome.')"
Apple Blossom bursts out of the applle cart, "BAW SOME APPLES'R DAW!"
EconomistBrony, the pony with a chin of velvety delight hoofs Shutterbug.
Temporary Applejack says, "That there's what y' call a 'pun', or -GAH!!"
Shutterbug flails at Apple Bloom and dives under a park bench.
Temporary Applejack GRABS Apple Bloom! "GOTCHA!"
Apple Blossom squirts out of her sister's hooves. "No y'all don't!"
Temporary Applejack says, "GIT BACK HERE YA LITTLE TERROR!"
Temporary Applejack gives chase!
Shutterbug thinks it's safer to let her go. o.o On the other hoof... *starts taking photos of the chase*
Temporary Applejack ... 'squirts' out? She done buttered herself or somethin'? ...
Apple Blossom shimmies up a flagpole.
Temporary Applejack stops at the base of the pole. "Seriously? Yer climbin' somethin' like a tree? HUAH!" AJ bucks the flagpole with both legs, WHAM!
Apple Blossom says, "Ah did not think this through! "
Shutterbug looks up as a flagpole falls towards him. O.O Meeeeep!
Temporary Applejack didn't knock it over! She hopes!
Apple Blossom says, "'Parrently y'all did! "
Apple Blossom jumps off just before the pole hits the ground,.
Temporary Applejack says, "Aw, SHOOT!"
Crusader Thunderfire catches Bloom upon his back >squish<
Temporary Applejack tries to pounce on Apple Bloom!
Shutterbug catches Bloom in his forelegs as the flagpole crashes into the park bench...
Temporary Applejack uh oh. Multiple foals at 12 o'clock.
Temporary Applejack casts a rapidly growing shadow.
Apple Blossom is caught by two colts. Well this is awkward.
Apple Blossom pokes the two colts. "Which of y'all do ah value least?"
Shutterbug stares at the onrushing adult. "Mummummunumumhumimun! Gangaway!" He scoots.
Apple Blossom eeeps and jumps over the wreckage of the park bench.
Temporary Applejack apparently lands on Thunderfire. Oops. "Uh. Sorry 'bout that, chief. 'Scuse me. APPLE BLOOOOM!" - and takes off after her sister again!
Apple Blossom hides in a box of boxes.
Temporary Applejack opens it! "Ha!" It is another box. So,
Temporary Applejack opens it! "Ha!" It is another box. So,
Temporary Applejack opens it! "Ha!" It is another box. So,
Temporary Applejack gives that up and starts sniffing. SOMETHING in here's smellin' like apple brandy...
Shutterbug didn't think Bloom was that small.
Crusader Thunderfire gets up slowly seeing stars, "BLOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM" he calls out trying to run towards the boxes and grab hold of AJ's tail in his mouth pulling backwards on it.
Apple Blossom is slowly sneaking out in a completely different boxes. Hehehehehe.
Temporary Applejack reaches for another box, this one suspiciously apple-fermentation-scented. Oof. Somethin' on her tail?
Apple Blossom is soon under another park bench, cleverly disguised as a box of apple vodka.
Temporary Applejack looks back. "Do y'all mind? Ah'm tryin' t' stop a disaster here."
Crusader Thunderfire lets go of the tail, "Leave muh love alone!"
Temporary Applejack says, "Look, Ah gotta... yer what??"
Bluefeather says, "Thunder, you know AB is just using you"
Nimbus_Dawning drinx coffee.
Crusader Thunderfire says, "She wouldn't do that"
Nimbus_Dawning mmmmm, coffee.
Apple Blossom abandons the box. Is now described as another park bench.
Apple Blossom says, "dusguised*"
Apple Blossom says, "disguised**"
Shutterbug says, "No, really, it's on her day planner. 'Tuesday, June 4th: Use Thunderfire until nothing but a soulless husk of ashen, withered colt remains, barren of all future hope. Wednesday, June 5th: Buy oatmeal cookies.'"
Bluefeather snorts, "SUre, and Scoots and the rest of the CMC never thought she would abandon them to go running off across equestria all on her lonesome eather.
Temporary Applejack's eyes twinkle. "Is that right? Well, now. Ah tell y'all what. Bloom loves th' spotlight, right? Ah suggest y'all take out an ad in th' Foal Free Press tellin' her how y'all feel and all she's done fer ya..."
Apple Blossom the parkbench can be seen making her getaway.
Crusader Thunderfire says, "Bloom is muh best friend! She wouldn't use me.... You both are just workin for Diamond Tiara to turn me against her."
Shutterbug doesn't even talk to Diamond Tiara. She drew this circle around her and said I wasn't allowed inside of it. :/ It was all the way out to the edge of the playground.
Apple Blossom is now working on boarding a train for the Crystal Empire to conquer it.
Temporary Applejack says, "Workin' fer Diamond... sugarcube, let me explain somethin' to ya - AHA THERE Y'ALL ARE!"
Temporary Applejack abandons Thunderfire to chase the wandering bench! To the train station, apparenlty.
Apple Blossom says, "Oh [BUY SOME APPLES]! NINJA VANISH!"
Apple Blossom puff of smoke!
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique facehugs EB!
Temporary Applejack coughs but fans the smoke away quickly with her hat! Y'all wondered why she has it? There y'go!
Apple Blossom is on top of the train. "Ah'm gonna show those Crystal Ponies a NEW WORLD!
Nimbus_Dawning is left confounded by the Nnija Bloom's disappearance. While dressed as Casey Jones.
Apple Blossom also hooves Nimbus for getting the reference. XD
Crusader Thunderfire runs for the train station jumping onto the back of it, "HAHAHAHA Good bye yall!!! YEEEEHAWWWW Crystal Empire here we come!"
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique waddles after Thunderfire. "Wait fow me big bwudduh!"
Temporary Applejack chases the train and leaps for it, barely catching the caboose! She looks determined. And furious. "Ah'm a-gonna ground y'all. INTO DUST!"
Bluefeather protects Memoire from the evils of EB
Temporary Applejack climbs to the caboose roof, using the railings, the door, the fittings, and Thunderfire as steps!
Apple Blossom says, "Y'all cain't ground an Evil Overmare! "
Apple Blossom says, "Oh horseapples!"
Apple Blossom starts running for the engine.
Temporary Applejack says, "Y'ALL JUST WATCH ME!"
Nimbus_Dawning loves that movie Bloom. ^-^ One of my favourites.
Temporary Applejack gives chase again!
Temporary Applejack says, "Ah'm a-gonna show YOU a whole new world! OF PAIN!"
Nimbus_Dawning says, "And Casey is so cheesycool in that film. XD"
Crusader Thunderfire helps his sister onto the train with him before AJ uses him as steps. Now he chases after the orange mare tossing a tomato bomb at her.
Temporary Applejack is no longer even sure what her threats MEAN, but they sure are angry!
Apple Blossom says, "All ah gotta do is detach the train cars! "
Temporary Applejack sees AB head for the connecting pins and narrows her eyes...
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique waddles along the train, chubby little foal-legs pumping as she runs. "Abbabbooboo! Waggle wabroooneee!" she babbles, chugging along and puffing like a bellows.
Bluefeather waits tell AB pops the connecting pins before reminding AB that the train is still parked in the station, taking on passangers
Apple Blossom finds the best one. "Thunderawr! Hurry!"
Temporary Applejack is pretty sure Bluefeather is watching the next train.
Crusader Thunderfire leaps up running over AB after picking Memmy up onto his back. Leaping ahead to the car AB is on he kicks the connector to detach the other car.
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique whips out her mommy's biggest wubcannon, and pushes the big red button.
Apple Blossom says, "Mwahahahahahahahahahahah! Soon we shall conquer th'Crystal Ponies! And they'll *wish* Sombra was still alawv."
Nimbus_Dawning is blasted for miles. /o/
Temporary Applejack bunches her legs under her and launches herself with power born of years of applebucking! And makes it! Well - almost! AJ catches the back of the engine with her front hooves and scrabbles for dear life!
Apple Blossom points. "What's that?!"
Temporary Applejack starts to lever herself up onto the engine roof. Her expression is furious enough to set fire to anyone who dares meet it...
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique gallops over and hugs AJ.
Apple Blossom says, "Awww great. Any ahdeas?"
Crusader Thunderfire says, "Cucumbers"
Temporary Applejack says, "Ah've got one... hh... give up! ...hh..."
Apple Blossom reaches into her saddlebag and pulls out a cucumber. She bites off one end and throws it at her sister, just as the train goes over a lake.
Temporary Applejack's eyes widen! "Oh no! Sis! No! Not th' cuc- OOF!"
Apple Blossom jumps over the edge of the train.
Temporary Applejack is nailed right between the eyes with the dastardly vegetation! In slow motion she loses her grip and plummets to the lake below! "AAAHHH'LLL GEEEEET YOOOOU, BLOOOOOOM" *kersplash*
Apple Blossom eeps and grabs back onto the train and pulls herself back on./ Ha!
Apple Blossom says, "Good thing that cucumber didn't go off."
Crusader Thunderfire blinks, "Memmy?"
Crusader Thunderfire runs to the edge, "MEMMMYYYYYYY!!!!" he calls out for her.
Apple Blossom says, "Oh maw."
Temporary Applejack, some distance below, drags herself out of the lake and sits, panting, soaked, and hatless, on the shore. After a few moments, there is a muffled *THUMP* and something deep under the water explodes. AJ stares at this, shocked, until gallons of lakewater spray down all around, incidentally dropping her hat back on her head.
Temporary Applejack spits a small stream of water. "Ptuh."
Apple Blossom says, "Memmy has t'be up here somewhere with us!"
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique drops down out of the sky.
## Virga joins channel PUB. ##
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique facehugs Virga, the best pony ever!
Crusader Thunderfire catches Memmy hugging her tightly.
Temporary Applejack staggers back up to the tracks and looks for some way to hitch a ride, but Bloom's long gone. She mutters something under her breath that gets hidden behind veritable BILLBOARDS of apple ads.
Apple Blossom says, "Npw, all we gotta do is fawns th'source of power fer the Crystal Ponies and exploit it."
Marble R. Memory buys some apples.
Temporary Applejack sells them! Now THIS she can understand.
Marble R. Memory gives them to his kids.
Crusader Thunderfire munches
Shutterbug lines up behind the foals to get an apple? o.o
Temporary Applejack watches this and ponders schemes to get people to buy more. Apployalty cards? Apple of the month clubs? Roll-up-the-peel to win?
Crusader Thunderfire hands Shutterbug an apple.
Shutterbug screams at the hands! A foal with hands!
Crusader Thunderfire says, "lol"
Temporary Applejack says, "Handsome kid y'all got there, MArble. Ah really mean that."
Shutterbug thinks that's spelled, 'Hansom'. >.>
Temporary Applejack is pretty sure it ain't, less'n Thunderfire's a horse-drawn carriage.
Shutterbug says, "(Someone once asked W.S. Gilbert to call him a cab. He said, 'Certainly! You're a four-wheeler!' The person replied, 'How dare you!', to which Gilbert responded, 'Well you said to call you a cab and you're certainly not handsome.')"
Apple Blossom bursts out of the applle cart, "BAW SOME APPLES'R DAW!"
EconomistBrony, the pony with a chin of velvety delight hoofs Shutterbug.
Temporary Applejack says, "That there's what y' call a 'pun', or -GAH!!"
Shutterbug flails at Apple Bloom and dives under a park bench.
Temporary Applejack GRABS Apple Bloom! "GOTCHA!"
Apple Blossom squirts out of her sister's hooves. "No y'all don't!"
Temporary Applejack says, "GIT BACK HERE YA LITTLE TERROR!"
Temporary Applejack gives chase!
Shutterbug thinks it's safer to let her go. o.o On the other hoof... *starts taking photos of the chase*
Temporary Applejack ... 'squirts' out? She done buttered herself or somethin'? ...
Apple Blossom shimmies up a flagpole.
Temporary Applejack stops at the base of the pole. "Seriously? Yer climbin' somethin' like a tree? HUAH!" AJ bucks the flagpole with both legs, WHAM!
Apple Blossom says, "Ah did not think this through! "
Shutterbug looks up as a flagpole falls towards him. O.O Meeeeep!
Temporary Applejack didn't knock it over! She hopes!
Apple Blossom says, "'Parrently y'all did! "
Apple Blossom jumps off just before the pole hits the ground,.
Temporary Applejack says, "Aw, SHOOT!"
Crusader Thunderfire catches Bloom upon his back >squish<
Temporary Applejack tries to pounce on Apple Bloom!
Shutterbug catches Bloom in his forelegs as the flagpole crashes into the park bench...
Temporary Applejack uh oh. Multiple foals at 12 o'clock.
Temporary Applejack casts a rapidly growing shadow.
Apple Blossom is caught by two colts. Well this is awkward.
Apple Blossom pokes the two colts. "Which of y'all do ah value least?"
Shutterbug stares at the onrushing adult. "Mummummunumumhumimun! Gangaway!" He scoots.
Apple Blossom eeeps and jumps over the wreckage of the park bench.
Temporary Applejack apparently lands on Thunderfire. Oops. "Uh. Sorry 'bout that, chief. 'Scuse me. APPLE BLOOOOM!" - and takes off after her sister again!
Apple Blossom hides in a box of boxes.
Temporary Applejack opens it! "Ha!" It is another box. So,
Temporary Applejack opens it! "Ha!" It is another box. So,
Temporary Applejack opens it! "Ha!" It is another box. So,
Temporary Applejack gives that up and starts sniffing. SOMETHING in here's smellin' like apple brandy...
Shutterbug didn't think Bloom was that small.
Crusader Thunderfire gets up slowly seeing stars, "BLOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM" he calls out trying to run towards the boxes and grab hold of AJ's tail in his mouth pulling backwards on it.
Apple Blossom is slowly sneaking out in a completely different boxes. Hehehehehe.
Temporary Applejack reaches for another box, this one suspiciously apple-fermentation-scented. Oof. Somethin' on her tail?
Apple Blossom is soon under another park bench, cleverly disguised as a box of apple vodka.
Temporary Applejack looks back. "Do y'all mind? Ah'm tryin' t' stop a disaster here."
Crusader Thunderfire lets go of the tail, "Leave muh love alone!"
Temporary Applejack says, "Look, Ah gotta... yer what??"
Bluefeather says, "Thunder, you know AB is just using you"
Nimbus_Dawning drinx coffee.
Crusader Thunderfire says, "She wouldn't do that"
Nimbus_Dawning mmmmm, coffee.
Apple Blossom abandons the box. Is now described as another park bench.
Apple Blossom says, "dusguised*"
Apple Blossom says, "disguised**"
Shutterbug says, "No, really, it's on her day planner. 'Tuesday, June 4th: Use Thunderfire until nothing but a soulless husk of ashen, withered colt remains, barren of all future hope. Wednesday, June 5th: Buy oatmeal cookies.'"
Bluefeather snorts, "SUre, and Scoots and the rest of the CMC never thought she would abandon them to go running off across equestria all on her lonesome eather.
Temporary Applejack's eyes twinkle. "Is that right? Well, now. Ah tell y'all what. Bloom loves th' spotlight, right? Ah suggest y'all take out an ad in th' Foal Free Press tellin' her how y'all feel and all she's done fer ya..."
Apple Blossom the parkbench can be seen making her getaway.
Crusader Thunderfire says, "Bloom is muh best friend! She wouldn't use me.... You both are just workin for Diamond Tiara to turn me against her."
Shutterbug doesn't even talk to Diamond Tiara. She drew this circle around her and said I wasn't allowed inside of it. :/ It was all the way out to the edge of the playground.
Apple Blossom is now working on boarding a train for the Crystal Empire to conquer it.
Temporary Applejack says, "Workin' fer Diamond... sugarcube, let me explain somethin' to ya - AHA THERE Y'ALL ARE!"
Temporary Applejack abandons Thunderfire to chase the wandering bench! To the train station, apparenlty.
Apple Blossom says, "Oh [BUY SOME APPLES]! NINJA VANISH!"
Apple Blossom puff of smoke!
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique facehugs EB!
Temporary Applejack coughs but fans the smoke away quickly with her hat! Y'all wondered why she has it? There y'go!
Apple Blossom is on top of the train. "Ah'm gonna show those Crystal Ponies a NEW WORLD!
Nimbus_Dawning is left confounded by the Nnija Bloom's disappearance. While dressed as Casey Jones.
Apple Blossom also hooves Nimbus for getting the reference. XD
Crusader Thunderfire runs for the train station jumping onto the back of it, "HAHAHAHA Good bye yall!!! YEEEEHAWWWW Crystal Empire here we come!"
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique waddles after Thunderfire. "Wait fow me big bwudduh!"
Temporary Applejack chases the train and leaps for it, barely catching the caboose! She looks determined. And furious. "Ah'm a-gonna ground y'all. INTO DUST!"
Bluefeather protects Memoire from the evils of EB
Temporary Applejack climbs to the caboose roof, using the railings, the door, the fittings, and Thunderfire as steps!
Apple Blossom says, "Y'all cain't ground an Evil Overmare! "
Apple Blossom says, "Oh horseapples!"
Apple Blossom starts running for the engine.
Temporary Applejack says, "Y'ALL JUST WATCH ME!"
Nimbus_Dawning loves that movie Bloom. ^-^ One of my favourites.
Temporary Applejack gives chase again!
Temporary Applejack says, "Ah'm a-gonna show YOU a whole new world! OF PAIN!"
Nimbus_Dawning says, "And Casey is so cheesycool in that film. XD"
Crusader Thunderfire helps his sister onto the train with him before AJ uses him as steps. Now he chases after the orange mare tossing a tomato bomb at her.
Temporary Applejack is no longer even sure what her threats MEAN, but they sure are angry!
Apple Blossom says, "All ah gotta do is detach the train cars! "
Temporary Applejack sees AB head for the connecting pins and narrows her eyes...
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique waddles along the train, chubby little foal-legs pumping as she runs. "Abbabbooboo! Waggle wabroooneee!" she babbles, chugging along and puffing like a bellows.
Bluefeather waits tell AB pops the connecting pins before reminding AB that the train is still parked in the station, taking on passangers
Apple Blossom finds the best one. "Thunderawr! Hurry!"
Temporary Applejack is pretty sure Bluefeather is watching the next train.
Crusader Thunderfire leaps up running over AB after picking Memmy up onto his back. Leaping ahead to the car AB is on he kicks the connector to detach the other car.
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique whips out her mommy's biggest wubcannon, and pushes the big red button.
Apple Blossom says, "Mwahahahahahahahahahahah! Soon we shall conquer th'Crystal Ponies! And they'll *wish* Sombra was still alawv."
Nimbus_Dawning is blasted for miles. /o/
Temporary Applejack bunches her legs under her and launches herself with power born of years of applebucking! And makes it! Well - almost! AJ catches the back of the engine with her front hooves and scrabbles for dear life!
Apple Blossom points. "What's that?!"
Temporary Applejack starts to lever herself up onto the engine roof. Her expression is furious enough to set fire to anyone who dares meet it...
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique gallops over and hugs AJ.
Apple Blossom says, "Awww great. Any ahdeas?"
Crusader Thunderfire says, "Cucumbers"
Temporary Applejack says, "Ah've got one... hh... give up! ...hh..."
Apple Blossom reaches into her saddlebag and pulls out a cucumber. She bites off one end and throws it at her sister, just as the train goes over a lake.
Temporary Applejack's eyes widen! "Oh no! Sis! No! Not th' cuc- OOF!"
Apple Blossom jumps over the edge of the train.
Temporary Applejack is nailed right between the eyes with the dastardly vegetation! In slow motion she loses her grip and plummets to the lake below! "AAAHHH'LLL GEEEEET YOOOOU, BLOOOOOOM" *kersplash*
Apple Blossom eeps and grabs back onto the train and pulls herself back on./ Ha!
Apple Blossom says, "Good thing that cucumber didn't go off."
Crusader Thunderfire blinks, "Memmy?"
Crusader Thunderfire runs to the edge, "MEMMMYYYYYYY!!!!" he calls out for her.
Apple Blossom says, "Oh maw."
Temporary Applejack, some distance below, drags herself out of the lake and sits, panting, soaked, and hatless, on the shore. After a few moments, there is a muffled *THUMP* and something deep under the water explodes. AJ stares at this, shocked, until gallons of lakewater spray down all around, incidentally dropping her hat back on her head.
Temporary Applejack spits a small stream of water. "Ptuh."
Apple Blossom says, "Memmy has t'be up here somewhere with us!"
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique drops down out of the sky.
## Virga joins channel PUB. ##
Momma's Little Wubster, Memoire Musique facehugs Virga, the best pony ever!
Crusader Thunderfire catches Memmy hugging her tightly.
Temporary Applejack staggers back up to the tracks and looks for some way to hitch a ride, but Bloom's long gone. She mutters something under her breath that gets hidden behind veritable BILLBOARDS of apple ads.
Apple Blossom says, "Npw, all we gotta do is fawns th'source of power fer the Crystal Ponies and exploit it."