Post by Scootaloo on Aug 30, 2012 15:14:08 GMT -5
(Okay, so basically, I'm dangerous when bored. XD Vote above, and comment below as to who should be next!)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIAMUCK!!!
[glow=red,2,300]THIS TIME....[/glow]
SKY BLUE!
VS...
VINYL SCRATCH!
BEGIN!!
Sky Blue: Now listen here, Miss Scratch,
Lemme put this straight,
Quite frankly, yer a disgrace,
T'the unicorn race!
Magic, ya'll call it?
Pfft, yeah, get real!
Music ain't no magic,
An' most o'yours you steal!
Don't get me wrong here,
Don't deny, we're BFFs,
But Ah think it's plain t'see,
Who is better than the rest!
They call me Princess Pollyapple,
Yeah, Ah got the crown,
An' in this rap battle,
Ah'mma take you down!
Vinyl Scratch: Bring it on, Mayor Blue,
Show me what you got,
But I'm pretty positive,
You'll be the one who's gonna drop!
Everywhere you go,
Everything goes wrong;
I'm surprised you didn't already
Destroy this song!
As for Fillydelphia,
You caused more than a mess,
Trust you, Sky Blue,
To leave a town in distress!
And poor Salsa Verde,
You left her in a daze,
Not thinking of her feelings,
With your immoral ways!
Sky Blue: Hey, lil' DJ!
Leave Salsa outta this!
So what if Ah can't resist,
Another pony's kiss?
An' you had yer time,
Ah remember you,
Two years ago, wakin' up with ME
In Honalulu!
It's not like you're a stranger,
T'cheatin' on someone!
You were 'so in love' with Mixtape,
Then y'all gave her the run!
THEN there's who ya left her for,
If Ah remember straight,
That mishap of a bureaucrat,
Marble... what's-his-name?
Vinyl Scratch: His name is Marble Memory!
And he's far from a fail,
And I'm glad I'M not the filly
Chasin' random ponies' tails!
You know I'm way above you,
So look out down below!
Not even Celestia could trust you,
As far as she can throw!
Now Sky, look here,
Let me tell you the snag,
You know I got this rap battle,
In the saddlebag!
I'm the coolest, I'm the best,
Your rhymes belong in the bin,
And you're gonna find that out,
When DJ PON-3 wins!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIAMUCK!!!
[glow=red,2,300]THIS TIME....[/glow]
SKY BLUE!
VS...
VINYL SCRATCH!
BEGIN!!
Sky Blue: Now listen here, Miss Scratch,
Lemme put this straight,
Quite frankly, yer a disgrace,
T'the unicorn race!
Magic, ya'll call it?
Pfft, yeah, get real!
Music ain't no magic,
An' most o'yours you steal!
Don't get me wrong here,
Don't deny, we're BFFs,
But Ah think it's plain t'see,
Who is better than the rest!
They call me Princess Pollyapple,
Yeah, Ah got the crown,
An' in this rap battle,
Ah'mma take you down!
Vinyl Scratch: Bring it on, Mayor Blue,
Show me what you got,
But I'm pretty positive,
You'll be the one who's gonna drop!
Everywhere you go,
Everything goes wrong;
I'm surprised you didn't already
Destroy this song!
As for Fillydelphia,
You caused more than a mess,
Trust you, Sky Blue,
To leave a town in distress!
And poor Salsa Verde,
You left her in a daze,
Not thinking of her feelings,
With your immoral ways!
Sky Blue: Hey, lil' DJ!
Leave Salsa outta this!
So what if Ah can't resist,
Another pony's kiss?
An' you had yer time,
Ah remember you,
Two years ago, wakin' up with ME
In Honalulu!
It's not like you're a stranger,
T'cheatin' on someone!
You were 'so in love' with Mixtape,
Then y'all gave her the run!
THEN there's who ya left her for,
If Ah remember straight,
That mishap of a bureaucrat,
Marble... what's-his-name?
Vinyl Scratch: His name is Marble Memory!
And he's far from a fail,
And I'm glad I'M not the filly
Chasin' random ponies' tails!
You know I'm way above you,
So look out down below!
Not even Celestia could trust you,
As far as she can throw!
Now Sky, look here,
Let me tell you the snag,
You know I got this rap battle,
In the saddlebag!
I'm the coolest, I'm the best,
Your rhymes belong in the bin,
And you're gonna find that out,
When DJ PON-3 wins!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!
