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Post by pinkieomega on Sept 1, 2013 15:23:04 GMT -5
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIAAAAAAAIIIIIIIT'S--PINKIE PIE!o/~ My name is Pinkie Pie, and I am here - o/~ No really! I'm here, right here, see!! I'm the partly pink possibly partially purple PARTY PONY!! Okay, not really purple it's sort of a reddy-bluey-magentay kinda thing but sometimes you gotta go the extra mile when you need a P! Ooh! I forgot what was doing for a sec! Okey dokey lokey - the pink is most of me, I'm sorta bubbleygummy color, except for my cottoncandy mane and tail which are the darker reddy-bluey thing I said, remember? Only not really cotton candy, DON'T EAT ME!! Okay that's better! I love parties!! You want a party, just tell me and I'll say 'Aye Aye, Captain!' If you're a captain, of course, if you weren't that would be silly! But that's why I've got this cutie mark here, see? Isn't it great? Two happy blue balloons! And the only happier thing is the yellow one between them! It's my special yellow balloon! And I even get two blues, because my eyes are a DIFFERENT blue! See? O.O Just because I've got two blues doesn't mean I'm too blue! Hee! I'm the perkiest pinkest pronkingest pony you'll ever ever EVER see! Versus... PINKIE PIE!IIIIIIII'm Pinkie Pie! No really! I'm the *real* Pinkie Pie! I can watch paint dry ALL DAY! I mean obviously there are other things I'd rather be doing but NO for real, paint can be fascinating! Did you know that paint is made up of tiny teeny paint bits that move around even though you can't see them moving? Paint is ALIVE! Or at least it wishes it was! Really if you look at anything long enough you can think interesting thoughts about it and slip into daydreamland. And that's what I like to do when I'm not doing anything! Daydream! I'll go Byebye to RealLifeWorld and say Hello to the land of Imaginatation! But if you want to use your imagination when you're awake, that's okay too! I like making desserts and funny hats and party cannons and bread and buns and confetti and long paragraphs and pompons and games and smiles and friends and all KINDS of things! Making stuff is terrific! OH! I'm supposed to describe myself! Well I'm pink. And I have BALLOONS as my cutie mark which I never hea WHOA! I totally went over 1024 characters! That felt weird, like some kind of shock from a lightning bug! I wanna do it again but I guess I'll hold off until roleplay. ANYWAY I was saying that I never heard of anything so cool as balloons for a cutie mark and you can read anything you want into that but basically I think it's because I love parties and friends and having fun so much. Also, I can make it look like my front half is floating if I stretch up on my hind legs like this. Watch! <wo0o0o0o0o0> So that's me! What are YOU like? Will you be my friend? Or really the question is: What's it gonna TAKE for you to become my friend?! 'Cause you mark my words--it's gonna happen! * ~:DDDD Versus... PINKIE PIE!OAWHOAWHOA. Hi there! I'm everybody's favorite pink party pony, PINKIE PIE! If ya don't believe me, just ask me, Pinkie Pie! Because if ANYPONY knows Pinkie best, it's Pinkie! I mean, Rarity is always saying that really I only understand myself and that Twilight once tried to understand me but when she did that her mind got all WRK-ZRK-BTTT-PTHTPTPTPTPT and then she started babbling on about chimicherrychangas before putting one in the oven until it EXPLODED everywhere and then I had to lick it up OKAY I TOTALLY WAS PLANNING THAT FROM THE BEGINNING but wait, hi! Somepony's telling I'm supposed to be talking about myself or something so I suppose I should, but really I'd rather tell you about my SUPER SECRET SURPRISE PARTY that I'm planning for Rarity when she sells her ONE MILLIONTH DRESS I really don't know how long that's going to be but hey it's gotta happen sometime and when that happens PPPPPTH balloons will fly up from the hidden trapdoors in her shop (I sometimes hang out under there when I've got a c HEY that was 1024 characters my bad! Something got real messed up there for a second and it was all like YOU NO DO THAT and I was like I CAN DO THAT NYAAAH and then I went all ZZZZZZZZ-P from something but hey I dunno! So really, you should totally hang out with me because I have paaaaarties and balloooooons (like the ones on my cutie mark AREN'T THEY AWESOME) and we can be friends! Don't you wanna be my friiiiiiend? ^.^ So come say hi and totally come play with me LET'S DO THIS THING FRIENDS FOREVER ~~~~~~ ~~~~o ~~~~~~~0 *confetti* THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE THING.
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pinkieomega
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Post by pinkieomega on Sept 1, 2013 15:25:01 GMT -5
/\/\/\/\/\/\---PONYVILLE MARKET---/\/\/\/\/\/\ This is the business center of Ponyville! Seldom quiet but usually peaceful, this minor mercantile hub combines aspects of the bustling and the bucolic. A multitude of colors and patterns make it visually busy. Carts brimming with baskets, charming stands and ornate tents with pennants are used to sell wares here. The most common products on sale are vegetables and fruits, such as carrots, potatoes, tomatoes, apples, and even pineapples. Sweet treats like tarts and cupcakes can also be found, as can non-edible items like books or cookware. The marketplace is more than just a place of business, however. It's a common area for the community! Anypony who wanders through Ponyville is likely to pass through here, which makes it a good place to look for friends new and old. It's not unheard of to see painters at work or sportsponies at play here, as the market is a great place for communal activity. Even gentle animals like rabbits and ducks are known to find its lively atmosphere welcoming. Don't you? [ Buildings: [SPI] Loom and Spindle, [PU] Purple Wafer, [T] Cafe Tobiano, ] [ [SU] Sugarcube Corner, [C] Carousel Boutique ] [ Roads: [R] Runaway Cart Road, [SE] Seed Street ] [ Areas: Ponyville Square, Sweet Apple Acres ] [ Players: Surprise, Sugar_Rush, Pinkie_Aye ] [ Contents: Poison Joke ] Pinkie_Aye waveywaves! "HI! I was going to go visit a pegasus, but one just visited me here so I'll do that instead! 'Course you do, I'm Pinkie Pie! See?" She trots in a circle. That looks like Pinkie all right.
Pinkie_Bye trots out of the Loom and Spindle carrying a big load of jaggedly striped picnic cloths and curtains and silks and other textiles on her back! She stops, taken aback by what she witnesses in the marketplace!
Surprise hops up and down, flitting her wings. "Whoa, there's two of you! Well, two and a half cos everypony says you look like me only I'm not you and you're not me and OOH! I have wings! Lookit what I can do!" Surprise launches herself into the air, explodes in a cloud of confetti and party noises and then falls back to the ground again with a bounce. "TA DAH!"
Pinkie_Aye EEHEEHEEHEE! She claps for Surprise! "That was great! What? Nah! You don't look like me! I'm pink and I'm not a pegasus unless Twilight made a biiig mistake!" Then she notices PB and points at her. "Now HER. *SHE* looks like me. I think she's a pool clone or something. HAY THERE NOT ME! FUN?"
Pinkie_Bye plops back on the cobbles and gasps, taking in way more than three or four regulation lung capacity units. Don't worry though--she gives it back! "Where did all that stuff come from? And you *totally* exploded but you're still here! How many times can you explode before it sticks?" She rushes over and is about to keep asking Surprise questions when the other Pinkie starts questioning her legitimacy. "Now hold on!" Her face is thrust Pinkie_Aye's way. "It's okay for you to be all *existy* and *around* and having a good time even though you're exactly like me, but when you start saying I'm *not* me? That's when a line is crossed, Betty Bupkis!"
Surprise perks and then starts doing a weird cross between a russian cossak dance and yoga. "It's easy!! I just go like this and this and then take a deep breath and then!!!" She launches herself in the air again, repeating her party cannon stunt again before landing on the ground once more!
Pinkie_Aye gasp! "I'm not a Betty Bupkiss, YOU'RE a terrible impostor me! You're similar but not as real as plainly anyone can see! It's okay if you're HERE and all but now this is a travesty! You're just a Nellie Nothing I'm the only really real Pinkie!!"
Pinkie_Cry has arrived.
<OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "Hihihi!" <OOC> Surprise says, "Now THIS is Fun!!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry is a PARTY in a PONY in a MEDIUM SIZED JAR in a LARGER SIZED JAR in a...
Pinkie_Bye starts flexing her left and right haunches rhythmically while the other Pinkie engages in her trash talk, or whatever that was! Cue the funky percussion, 'cause Bye's got somethin' to say! "Says you, who's not fit for butt ballooning anyway! There's rubber on my bottom--but you rub folks the *wrong way!* I'm the real deal, I Pinkie Promise, straight legit! Lock it up, bury the key, build a HOUSE ON IT!"
<OOC> Pinkie_Aye gasps! Looks at PB! Gasps!! Then at PB and PC and Surprise and GAASSSSSPPPS!!! <OOC> Pinkie_Cry GAAAAASPS <OOC> Sugar_Rush shrugs. <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "We're doing a rap battle! Your turn Pinkie Cry!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry adds some Sugar Rush. <OOC> Sugar_Rush says, "So, what's up?"
Surprise looks VERY impressed and clps her hooves together! "OOH! I know!" She zips off, and comes back with a record player! "Twilight won't mind if we use this!" Makes scratching noises with it! "Okay, who's next!"
Pinkie_Cry is so funky fresh that she literally just fell from a rooftop. Now THAT'S what you call DROPPIN' IT! She immediately drops into a pose and pivots a baseball cap backwards onto her head. "Oh don't be hatin' or goooo imitatin'! All I gotta say is you're a BUNCH O' LOAD O' HAY! I've got balloons on my hip and we ALL know what I'm sayin' - so don't go hatin' at me just 'cause YOU ain't goot at bakin'!"
Pinkie_Bye shouts "RAP BATTLE IN THE MARKET *~!" (Public-shout) 21 folks heard that.
Autumn_Breeze has arrived. Autumn_Breeze peeks cautiously into the market. Autumn_Breeze has just looked at you! Forge has arrived.
Pinkie_Aye hmf! She rushes away and back and returns covered in bling! ... all made from candy, of course. "Don't go frontin', you're just puntin', I'm the REALEST Pinkie Pie! I'm the FIRST, the BEST AND WORST, compared to me you're Fluttershy! I'm a baker, party maker, and you KNOW you can't compare! you all just smell and may as well just straighten out your hair! HUH!"
<OOC> Pinkie_Cry breaks it down like it's party time. And on her watch, it's ALWAYS party time. <OOC> Autumn_Breeze confirms the Pinkies have the most wonderful splendiferious descs.
PNK >> Pinkie_Aye says, "This... this is what our lives have been LEADING TO. A three-way Pinkie Pie rap battle. Of all the things this is the BEST... POSSIBLE... THING!" PNK >> Pinkie_Cry says, "... This truly is the BEST POSSIBLE THING" PNK >> Pinkie_Bye says, "your MOM'S the best possible thing" PNK >> Pinkie_Aye sighs happily. "She really is." PNK >> Pinkie_Cry sighs wistfully. "Toooootally." PNK >> Pinkie_Bye sighs and sinks down in the bubble bath with you guys.
Dapple has arrived. <OOC> Dapple clip-clops in and gives a jaunty tail-wave. <OOC> Forge waves. <OOC> Autumn_Breeze waves with a sleepy smile! <OOC> Surprise says, "Hieeeeee!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PONIES!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry distributes mandatory cupcake rations. <OOC> Dapple immediately looks up! "High ponies?? Where??"
Pinkie_Bye didn't come prepared with a baseball cap, so she grabs an empty wooden bowl from a nearby vendor--well, empty except for orange peel and melon rinds, which tumble down around her face while she's busting her moves, hopefully adding cred! Maybe even two creds. "Not good at baking? What kind of mistakes have you been making? I'd bake a blackbird pie so sweet fly it'd leave you quaking! The birds'd fly away, but hey, they're never ours for taking! Know what we'd have left? A You Pie! 'Cause Y'all are FAKING! How could I not smell? You've gotta smell you wanna bake! Maybe YOU don't smell--I'd call that your FOURTH mistake! One and two were thinking you could clash or mash with me! Number three was saying I'm not who I've GOT to be!" She spins from one to the other, pink and lavender smoke curling from her nostrils.
<OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "(EAT OR ELSE)" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "CAKE OR DEATH!?" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "CAKE OR PIIIIIE" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "Ooh, cake!" <OOC> Dapple eye-widens. "It's the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well, isn't it?? The Terror That Clip-Clops in the Night?" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry holds out a slice of each menacingly. <OOC> Autumn_Breeze chooses both. <OOC> Dapple reaches out towards the cupcake hesitantly. "'tis a far, far better treat I nom, than I have ever nom'd before.." <OOC> Dapple NOM!
Pinkie_Cry ohhhhhhhhhs! Her hair looks suddenly singed from the level of that BURN. She immediately ties some balloons to her mane and begins to float into the air, putting binoculars up to her eyes to view the DOPPELPINKIES. "Oh you really think you're somethin' little pony over there - from way up here I could barely even make out you're a mare! I can BAKE, I can FLY, I can make a pizza pie! So don't you spread that hate around like Discord's Fluttershy!" Her balloons pop and she tumbles back to earth, landing in an oversized cake fortuitously placed there.
Surprise scratches a beat out with the phonograph and Twilight's Hooftoven record, and beatboxes with her hoof! "Aw yeah! NOW we're partying, PINKIE STYLE!"
Surprise shouts ""GET DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELF! Or your good self! Get down with all your selves! I know I am!" (Public-shout) PUB >> Pinkie_Bye wonders if she can selectively get up and/or down with any combination of her selves! Fluttershy shouts "(aaiou)" (Public-shout)
<OOC> Dapple blinks and wipes icing from his eye, aye. Why? --sigh--
Pinkie_Aye grins! "I can hear you but I scare you, why not break down and admit? I'm the inky blinky Pinkiest, my fun'll NEVER quit! Think you're baking? You're mistaking! You don't frost! Your cake's a lie! Got my face, that's a disgrace! You aren't a worthy Pinkie Pie! You're just high - I know why, you can't handle all the candy! Here's a bucket, just up chuck it, 'cause for YOU that's fine and dandy! So just stick it in your ticket, get it PUNCHED and out of town! THIS party mare won't go nowhere I'M BREAKIN' IT ALL DOWN!" Then she dances! A little robot, a little krunk, and a whole lotta whatever comes to mind! And in the process, flings a bunch of freshly-made deliciouis pies at the other Pinkies!
<OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "BOO - 'scuse me a moment, I've forgotten my next line, what was it? Oh right! - YAH!!"
Autumn_Breeze vanishes beneath a barrage of pies. Oh dear...
<OOC> Surprise says, "This is better than the New Colts on the Block concert I saw!!"
PUB >> New SURPRISE on the Block says, "Someone needs to do a PMV of Pinkie Pie to this song: grooveshark.com/s/Candy/29QcD5?src=5"
<OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "That's a rap! Hee*snrk*hee!" <OOC> Dapple eye-rolls. <OOC> Surprise covers Pinkie Aye in crepe paper! "Now it's a wrap!" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "Ohs and noes! The crepes of wrath! NOW I HAVE TO BE MAD OR SOMETHING!!" <OOC> Dapple convicts Pinkie Aye on a wrap rap.
Sugar_Rush has disconnected. Forge has disconnected.
Pinkie_Bye is rattled by the combination of sweet rhymes and sweet frosting coming at her from both sides. When a blueberry pie is hurled her way, she leans forward and snatches it out of the air with her tongue, curling it swiftly around the periphery of the plate with a loud -smack- and putting it down with a satisifying gulp, after which the pie tin clatters to the cobbles. "You wanna talk FLY? I can walk on *clouds*! I've got the step and swagger that'll draw huge crowds! Then my head'll start to pedal and my hooves'll follow suit, and I'll have a phat contraption that can hover to *boot*! You call that a dance? You look a little woozy! If you were really Pinkie you wouldn't dance like such a floozy! Check out what a REAL spin looks like, Miss Straitlaced Suzie! Thinking you could beat me--now that was the REAL doozy!" With that, she spins her continuous rattle into a heavy jitter that takes her down the block, churning up cobblestones like a jackhammer and raising clouds of dust around the other Pinkie-wannabes.
Autumn_Breeze has disconnected.
Pinkie_Cry opens her mouth up wide to gulp down as many pies as they come. omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom - before depositing the empty pie tins on a nearby table. "What's that you all say - you're the pinkest of the pies?? I'm sure I couldn't hear ya right 'cause THEN THAT'S YOUR DEMISE! I'm the master of the pink and I'm the magister of cake - I've got such baking skills even the Princess is on the take! I'm the P- to the I, I'll Pinkie Swear it 'till I die - you two go ahead and say it and put a cupcake in your eye! Only your cake is a lie 'cause you're not pink enough to pie and when you mess with P.D. Pie you gotta make a better lie and then you'll make it and then bake it and then I'll come by to taste it and only THEN will you know that you've been burned like your own pie!" WORD.
Surprise grabs up all the pie tins, and makes herself a decent drum machine out of them somehow! She then ducks down and comes up wearing sunglasses and a bandanna around her mane, and a peace sign around her neck. "Now we're getting FUNKY!!" Breaks the fourth wall: "Hoofs by Dre."
<OOC> Surprise says, "The beats I'm making sound like this! www.ywww.youtube.com/watch?v=NO0e5SjapJQ"
Pinkie_Aye crosses her arms defiantly but keeps dancing! It's kind of Russian, actually. " If you're flying then you're LYING 'cause that PROVES you're not like me! Pegasi's like Surprise walk on clouds, not Earth ponies! You don't think YOU'RE the pink -est of all, just look at me! I'm the real and perfect deal, the one and only P. D. P.! Now you losers bitter boozers better bail before you choke! HAY I TOLD YOU GOTTA SCOLD YOU! LYIN' CAKES? YOU STOLE MY JOKE!!" And she LEAPS ONTO Pinkie Cry! The confectionary brawl commences to start! (so... much... splatter...)
Bardigan has arrived.
<OOC> Bardigan says, "There is entirely too much pink in this room." <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "THERE IS NEVER TOO MUCH PINK." <OOC> Surprise says, "Yup! it's a real ruckus!" <OOC> Dapple eye-widens at Bardigan, then ducks and covers! <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR PINKN- actually, please don't take our lives, we're using them..." <OOC> Surprise says, "FRACAS!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "RUCKUS!" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "DONNYBROOK!" <OOC> Dapple ohs? and returns lives. Nicely pressed with not too much starch. He's a civilised pony. <OOC> Pinkie_Aye 1up! doodle dingle doodeep! <OOC> Surprise says, "No no!! Not Donniebrook! It's DonnieBUCK! Well, Donnie Wall-Buck! From New Colts on the Block! *squee*" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry SQUEEsplode <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "SLOBBERKNOCKER!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "BIBBLEDYHORGEN!" <OOC> Surprise says, "She must like Donnie Wallbuck too!" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "BROBDINGNAGIAN! SESQUIPEDALEAN! NONSEQUITORIAL!" <OOC> Bardigan says, "I heard there were mares here rapping, rapping on my chamber door." <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "FUDDYDUDDY! LOQUACIOUS! MANZARILLA! TANZANIA! LILLIPUTIAN! SARSPARILLA!" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "MELLIFLUOUS! ANTIPODEAN! TRIASSIC! PLENIPOTENTIARY! Words are fun!" <OOC> Dapple always figured Pinkie Aye for a Whinnem. <OOC> Bardigan says, "The amount of sesquipedality in this room is too dang high."
Pinkie_Bye grooves back and forth, using her shoulders generously as the others start to fight with a little more intensity. Her various parts start to twitch in time to Surprise's drumming. "Left ear, right knee, nose twitch, WORD! That means you're gonna take the biggest beatdown you EVER HEARD! Look at you, fighting like changelings with a lame queen! That isn't Pinkie Pie--that's a broken apple juice machine! You say you're P.D.P, well that ain't ringing true with me, 'cause you're a brawling mess and MY name's Responsibility! I'll tell you why I made a flying gizmo--I'm full of LOVE, and real Pinkies strive to transcend themselves and RISE ABOVE!!" She stamps over to the other two and firmly hugs them both!
<OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "SHE STARTED IT!" Pinkie_Aye says "SHE STARTED IT!" Pinkie_Bye yells SHE STARTED IT!
Surprise says "Oooooh, this is getting good!"
Pinkie_Cry waits for it. Waits for it. The moment Pinkie Aye leaps towards her, she dodges to the side! And directly into the arc of Pinkie Aye's fall, tumbling over backwards and into the tight hug of Pinkie-Bee(swax). "Oh no we lost the rhyme! We might have to pay a fine! Or maybe we can bribe the mayor with a big old... cake!" She then extends her arms far more than should be physically possible and squeeeeeeeezes the Pinkelgangers so tight they turn PINK! Wait they're always pink. Or are they more of a MAUVE? She holds up a color strip to Pinkie Aye's shoulder. Magnifying glass.
<OOC> Dapple runs out of quarters. "They need to step it up for the one-dollar words." <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "PNEUMINOULTRAPINKINACITINTINABULITY!" <OOC> Dapple blinks several times and tosses in a Toonie. <OOC> Dapple begins to calculate Scrabble(tm) point value. <OOC> Dapple confidently announces, "14!". He might not be so good at math.
Pinkie_Aye LEAPS UP TO ATT- no, cuddles. "Aww! I can't stay mad at me!" She's pink, though. Perfectly primrosely pink. JUST. LIKE. THE. OTHERS.
<OOC> Bardigan says, "So there's three Pinkie Pies running around? Right now?" <OOC> Surprise says, "Three and a half!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "Running, jackhammering, ballooning, breakdancing, embracing..." <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "No, there's three Pinkie Pies HUGGING right now." <OOC> Dapple counts. "Possibly three 1/3 Pinkie Pies." <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "There were three Pinkie Pies running earlier, and rapping just recently, and tangoing on or in barrels the other night!"
Rarity has arrived.
<OOC> Rarity Hmmhmmhmms..."Save tonight...Fight the break of...hmm..hmm....come tomorrow... <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "RARITY CATCH ME" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry leaps towards. <OOC> Rarity SCREAMS <OOC> Pinkie_Bye leaps too. <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "RARITYCATCHMETOO!" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye tops the pile. <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "CATCH ME CATCHME"
Rarity has left. PUB >> Rarity says, "LOCKS THE DOOR." PUB >> Rarity says, "*CLICK*"
<OOC> Pinkie_Bye laughs hilariously! <OOC> Pinkie_Cry squish. <OOC> Pinkie_Cry giggles furiously. <OOC> Pinkie_Aye giggles uncontrollably! IRL, too! Poor Rarity! <OOC> Dapple tries very hard to keep a straight face. <OOC> Pinkie_Bye agrees! <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "Aw, don't do that! SMILE SMILE SMILE, Dapple!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "SMILE SMILE SMI- you STOLE MY STANZA" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "It was my stanza first, Cloney McClonerson!" <OOC> Surprise laughsnorts, gets the hiccups, laughsnortSPAZZes, and dogpiles on the other Pinkies with a resounding WHEEE(hicspazzsnort)EEEEEE!!! <OOC> Pinkie_Bye has been doing research and thinks she may have discovered there *is* such a thing as a straight-faced smile!! <OOC> Dapple looks deadpan at Pinkie Aye. "I -am- smiling." <OOC> Pinkie_Cry gasps. "This is cutting edge smile technology!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "This must be published immediately in the Journal of Smile Research!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "Or the Review of Academic Research In Tricky Yodeling!"
PUB >> Rarity says, "I have a rampent fear of Pinkie's screaming "Catch me!" You'RE PINKIE WITH WINGS DARLING" PUB >> Rarity says, "OF COURSE I'M SCARED OF YOU" PUB >> Pinkie_Aye taps Rarity on the back forn behind. PUB >> Marble says, "<3" PUB >> Pinkie_Aye grins! PUB >> Pinkie_Cry taps Rarity on the front left fetlock.
<OOC> Pinkie_Bye moves that the aforementioned pileup be retroactively made IC! All in favor say MOONSHOES! <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "MOONSHOES!" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "Ooh, I don't have the latest 'Yodelling'! Can I borrow yours?" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "MOOON shoooOOOES" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "MOONSHOES"
Bardigan never knows what to think when he walks into Ponyville. He's not sure what it is that makes this town a singularity of strangeness, but it's not enough to chase him away. Until today. He rounds a corner, singing to make the road less tedious, and grinds to a halt when he spies... *them.* 'Grinds' is meant to be taken literally, by the way; you can *hear* his limbs screeching as they slowly, jerkingly power down - along with the rest of him. "A plethora. Of pink," he says to himself. "How... powerfully perplexing." Alliteration is a good way to avoid insanity.
Pinkie_Bye tries to crawl out from the middle of the pile. "Huh! That's weird! That feels like more than three of us!" She spots Surprise in the pile and squints. Tugging on the pegasus's tail, she asks, "Heeey. Are you a real fake Pinkie, or a fake real Pinkie?"
Surprise squawks as her tail is yanked on and then looks down. "Neither! I'm a ME! I'm a hype star!"
Pinkie_Cry wiggles out ever so slightly from the very bottom of the Pinkie Pile. She puts on a pair of Groucho Marx glasses and considers Surprise. "Or is she a real fake real Pinkie? Or is she a fake fake real Pinkie? Or a..." she continues for a while.
Pinkie_Aye hops off the top of the pile! "It's good to be the cherry! Ooh. CHERRY! Hay! You know what we should all go make? CHIMICHERRYCHANGAS! I KNOW we'll get it right this time with THIS many of us!"
PUB >> Rainbow_Dash says, "RARITY" PUB >> Pinkie_Aye gasps! "RAINBOWDASHIE! HIII!!" PUB >> New SURPRISE on the Block says, "DASHIE!!!!!" PUB >> Pinkie_Cry says, "RAINBOWDASHIE!" PUB >> Pinkie_Cry puts a whoopie cushion under Dash. Steps on it. (PPPPPPPTH) PUB >> Rarity says, "THERE, ARE, TOO, MANY, PINKIE PIES" PUB >> Rainbow_Dash says, "OH that?" PUB >> Rainbow_Dash says, "JUST ANOTHER DAY IN PONYVILLE" PUB >> Pinkie_Bye is making really sure NOT to spam PUB! PUB >> Pinkie_Aye o/~ Spammmmm they told me! Pub pub pub pub pub! o/~ PUB >> Mutant Cadenshy is sure glad she lives far away from Ponyville next to the dark, spooky forest! PUB >> New SURPRISE on the Block says, "PUBStep!! Awesome!!!!"
<OOC> Dapple eye-flickers towards Gummo, sitting off to the side with a slightly dazed expression. <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "No no. Gumm*y*." <OOC> Pinkie_Aye squeegrin. <OOC> Dapple doesn't know -how- he could've made that mistake. c.c <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "(Gummo is Gummy's super secret twin brother!)"
Rarity has arrived.
Surprise spots the unicorn and squees before launching herself at Rarity like a hummingbird on a sugarhigh. "HIEEEEEEEEEE!"
Rarity SCREAMS...AGAIN. Rarity has disconnected.
<OOC> Dapple looks at Rarity and ohmys!
Pinkie_Bye grins at Surprise, tumbling out onto the now rather jagged cobblestones. She seizes Surprise around the waist and hugs. "NO! Rarity doens't like being hugged by surprise fifteen times! She only likes that once or *twice*! Ooh, and what's a hype star? Is that like halfway between a hip star and a hop star?"
Surprise is grabbed and makes a squeakytoy noise in the process. "Oh! Kay!" She thinks for a second. "And a hype star is um....it's...purple and has lights! yeah!"
Pinkie_Cry is busy inspecting a porcupine.
<OOC> Surprise says, "I have to go to the fair tomorrow so I have to go. "Bye everypony!!!"" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "BYYYYE!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "BYYYYYE!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "Enjoy the fair IT'S SO FUN" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "LATER!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "Totally have lots and lots of fun and EAT CAKE!"
Bardigan is busy wondering what corner of Discord's mind must have spawned this new wonder. He slinks forward, eyebrow raised so high it's *probably* stuck there. "Er. Ahem! Ah. Pinkie," he says, to... one of the... Pinkies. Probably the one on the left. Ish. "Yes. You. Pinkie. What is going on?"
Rarity has connected.
Surprise launches into the air leaving a plume of confetti behind. Surprise goes home. Surprise has left.
<OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "HIii RArity!!!!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "Rarity QUICK BE MY FRIEND!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "HIIII RARITY!" <OOC> Rarity slowly backs away... <OOC> Rarity says, "I...erm...Bardigan! YES! Bardigan should like to be friends...wiiiiith all of you! Yes!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "QUICK Rarity be a TRUE AND FAITHFUL COMPANION through the YEARS" <OOC> Rarity asides (Sorry to throw you under the bus, darling, but it's either you or me.) <OOC> Pinkie_Cry is the Pinkiebus, WHOO WHOOOO <OOC> Dapple, standing well back, looks highly amused. <OOC> Bardigan -who-is-not-Bardigan tugs his thick moustache. "I am not Bardigan who is Rarity's sacrificial lamb! I am just a salty Scandaneighvian sailor of the salty seas, ja!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry eats Bardigan's moustache. Mmmmm, licorice! <OOC> Pinkie_Aye tastes Bardigan. "Mmm. Nah. Not salty. Sort of... meaty, kind of sweet. Three stars!" <OOC> Bardigan says, "Out of how many?"
Pinkie_Aye says "What's going on? We had a Surprise and then a rap battle and then almost had a fight but we cuddled instead and then we all jumped on Rarity who didn't like it very much so we should probably say sorry but it was REALLY funny and then we started talking about things and then I started talking to this stallion but you probably know all about that because that stallion is YOU! Neat, huh!?"
Pinkie_Cry pops up from beneath Bardigan's hat. "WHOA, that's totally neat! I wish I was there!"
Pinkie_Bye nodnodnodnodnods! "It's pretty neat!" She doesn't seem to mind Surprise's escape and hasty departure. "But you know what would make it NEATER?!"
"No," says Bardigan, staring straight ahead. "No, I do not know what would make it neater."
Pinkie_Cry shouts, "A PARTY!" Pinkie_Aye says "A PARTY!" Pinkie_Bye shouts, "A PARTY!!"
Rarity returns to Boutique. Rarity locks the door.
<OOC> Bardigan says, "A WIN .RAR IS ME." <OOC> Dapple tosses in an 'I', just for fun.
*CLick* Rarity puts out a small sign. "No parties"
Pinkie_Bye points to the sign. "*That* means she won't take any beauty customers if they part their hair!"
Pinkie_Cry points at the sigh. "Nooooo that means she won't design a dress for anypony until they agree to a midway angled part in their dress!"
Pinkie_Aye points at the sign! "Nooo! That means she won't make anypony a heraldic shield with more than one main color block!"
<OOC> Dapple is such a simple pony. He just thought it was a political statement.
Pinkie_Bye starts to wail. "But I LOOOOVE multiple color blocks!!" Tears fly.
Pinkie_Cry begins to cry. "But I loooooooove nonparted hair!"
Pinkie_Aye looks at the others. "Nah. I really don't care that much about dresses. Who's up for cupcakes?"
Pinkie_Cry waves a hoof around! "Ooh! Me me! I totally am!"
Pinkie_Bye frowns. "I thought *I* was. It hurts to be wrong."
Pinkie_Aye says "It hurts less if you're full of cupcakes!"
Pinkie_Bye shrugs! "Point taken! Hey Bardigan, want some cupcakes? They're totally half price for the next four hundred seconds!"
Pinkie_Cry starts a stopwatch.
Bardigan's nose twitches as unto a curious squirrel's. "I have not had a cupcake since Diamond Dancer moved in... she keeps eating all of them before I even bring them home."
Pinkie_Aye says "FUN! Come on! Last one into Sugarcube Corner has to wash the baking trays!"
Pinkie_Cry pedalhoofs and zooms off! Pinkie_Cry has left.
Rarity slooooowly pokes her head out from the boutique. Rarity says "...I believe I shall be taking a sabbatical until the end of this."
Sugarcube Corner * ^ * ^ * ^ --- SUGARCUBE CORNER --- ^ * ^ * ^ * Located in the heart of Ponyville, this tasty-looking establishment is the town's patisserie, or bakery-confectionary. It boasts a gingerbread-patterned roof, a cupcake-shaped turret, and striped poles reminiscent of candy canes. The color scheme is pink, brown, cream and white, the architecture flaring. A sign hanging over the street depicts a pink-frosted cupcake. Sugarcube Corner is owned by Mr. and Mrs. Cake, and houses their employee, Pinkie Pie. The first floor is taken up by a colorful storefront and an almost as colorful kitchen and dining room. The shop sells cakes, cookies, muffins, cupcakes, and a variety of other sweet treats, and the dining room provides space for Pinkie's frequent parties. There is a taffy puller in back. The upper floors are where Pinkie lives, along with her baby pet alligator, Gummy. Pinkie's quarters are more austere, featuring wooden walls and a fireplace, but she's more than capable of sprucing them up, should festivities call for it. The upper turret is her bathroom, a round room done up in warm beiges and pink accents. ] [ Players: Pinkie_Cry ] [ Contents: Six Stones set, Poison Joke, Skymaster set, Cupcake ATM ] Pinkie_Aye has arrived. Pinkie_Bye has arrived. Pinkie_Bye huffs and puffs. Bardigan has arrived.
<OOC> Pinkie_Aye has to go! Spoof her if you want! Hee! <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "How would we know the difference??" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "We wouldn't!!!" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "Because of the A, silly!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "Ooohhh!" <OOC> Pinkie_Aye says, "A, macarena!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye sometimes wishes she had an A. <OOC> Pinkie_Cry sniffsniffle. She had such good times with that 'A' back in band camp. <OOC> Bardigan won several during the A-games. <OOC> Pinkie_Bye sometimes gets A's when she plays cards! It makes her day! <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "The other letters are weird stuff like K and J and even Q." <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "You can't spell ANYTHING!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "Except AK and QAJK and JAK." <OOC> Pinkie_Aye makes A while the sun shines and goes for A rides! <OOC> Pinkie_Bye thinks her deck of cards is broken or stale or something. <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "Maybe it's a fruit cake." <OOC> Pinkie_Bye points at Pinkie Cry. "Maybe *you're* a fruitcake." <OOC> Pinkie_Cry points at Pinkie Aye. "Maybe SHE'S a fruicake." <OOC> Bardigan thinks you're *all* nutty as fruitcakes! <OOC> Pinkie_Bye is actually as fruity as a nutcake. Subtle difference! <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "Awwww. Thank you, Bardigan! ^.^" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry bakes Bardigan's hat into a cake. <OOC> Pinkie_Aye points at herself! "Maybe YOU'RE a fruitc.. no, wait." Pointds at Bardigan! Ha! <OOC> Pinkie_Bye bakes Bardigan's cupcake into a hat! <OOC> Bardigan says, "Oh good! Now if I say 'I'll eat my hat' I can mean it." <OOC> Pinkie_Bye Mmmhms! <OOC> Bardigan missed you, Pinkie. And you, Pinkie. And the other Pinkie that was just here. <OOC> Pinkie_Aye is still here but is about to not be! "Byeeee!" <OOC> Bardigan uses his wings to catch up and hug Pinkie Aye before she goes. <OOC> Pinkie_Aye aw! She hugs Bardigan because hugs are nice and so is he! <OOC> Pinkie_Aye falls over asleep! SUGAR CRASH! DING DING DING!
Pinkie_Aye has disconnected.
<OOC> Pinkie_Cry poungehugs Bardigan as thanks for being a nice hugger guy! <OOC> Pinkie_Bye counts herself and doesn't get as many as before. <OOC> Bardigan can hug up to four ponies at once! One in each arm and then one for each wing. <OOC> Pinkie_Bye hasn't met her hugging limit yet! She's training up for a whole concert arena. <OOC> Pinkie_Cry is also training for MAXIMUM HUG <OOC> Bardigan says, "Be careful not to reach critical hug mass. Twilight proved it was dangerous using science and hypotheses." <OOC> Pinkie_Bye doesn't like being critical! <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "NEEVEEEER" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "...sometimes?" <OOC> Bardigan says, "Only when it counts." <OOC> Pinkie_Cry explodes. <OOC> Bardigan says, "So Pinkies!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye tens and huts to attention! <OOC> Pinkie_Cry huthuthut <OOC> Pinkie_Bye looks over. "Didn't you explode?!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "..." <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "I got better." <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "Oh goodie!" <OOC> Bardigan says, "She wouldn't let a little thing like that keep her from completing THE MISSION." <OOC> Pinkie_Bye leans forward. "MISSION?!" Pinkie_Cry leans forward. "MISSSION???" Pinkie_Bye is pulled IC! <OOC> Pinkie_Cry aughs and meant that OOC! <OOC> Bardigan nods. "The mission. The most important one. The one we were all trained for!" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry whispers to Pinkie B. "He wasn't briefed on the mission!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "*I* wasn't briefed on the mission!" <OOC> Bardigan says, "What?! But I thought I was in *charge* of the mission! I got the little chevrons and too-big helmet and everything!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye is sold! <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "Oh good, neither was I!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "Hey Bardigan!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "Bardigan??" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "Hey Bardigan!" Pinkie_Bye says "Bardibardibardi" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "Bardigan??" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "Hey Bardi." <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "Bardibardibardibardi" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "...what's the mission?" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "Hey Bardipants." <OOC> Bardigan says, "PERMISSION TO SPEAK GRANTED PRIVATE PINKIE." <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "HEY MISTER BARDIGAN" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "HEY HEY HEY BARDIGAN BARDIGAN BARDIBARDIBARDIBARDIBARDI" <OOC> Bardigan says, "Yes, my dear?" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "WHAT IS THE MISSION" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "What's the mission?" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry starts a tape recorder. <OOC> Bardigan says, "Top secret! As in, over my head kind of top!" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye looks over Bardigan's head. <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "psssst" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "pssssssst that's a bag of flour" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry drops the bag of flour on Bardigan. <OOC> Pinkie_Bye looks aghast! <OOC> Bardigan looks AGHOST. <OOC> Bardigan says, "WoooOoOOoooO." <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "WhoooOooOoOooOooOo" <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "eeeek eeek eeeeeeek A ghost runawy Runaway!" Ponyville Market /\/\/\/\/\/\---PONYVILLE MARKET---/\/\/\/\/\/\ This is the business center of Ponyville! Seldom quiet but usually peaceful, this minor mercantile hub combines aspects of the bustling and the bucolic. A multitude of colors and patterns make it visually busy. Carts brimming with baskets, charming stands and ornate tents with pennants are used to sell wares here. The most common products on sale are vegetables and fruits, such as carrots, potatoes, tomatoes, apples, and even pineapples. Sweet treats like tarts and cupcakes can also be found, as can non-edible items like books or cookware. The marketplace is more than just a place of business, however. It's a common area for the community! Anypony who wanders through Ponyville is likely to pass through here, which makes it a good place to look for friends new and old. It's not unheard of to see painters at work or sportsponies at play here, as the market is a great place for communal activity. Even gentle animals like rabbits and ducks are known to find its lively atmosphere welcoming. Don't you?
[ Players: Rarity, Dapple ] Pinkie_Bye emerges from Sugarcube Corner in fright, going "Yeek yeek yeeek yeeeek!" Pinkie_Cry has arrived.
<OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "RARITY" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry leaps towards.
Bardigan has arrived.
<OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "AHHHH IT'S A GHOST"
Pinkie_Cry has left. Pinkie_Bye is running around in circles shrieking. She may not actually remember why.
Pinkie_Cry has arrived.
<OOC> Pinkie_Cry warily pokes her head out of the boutique. <OOC> Pinkie_Bye warily peeks inside. <OOC> Pinkie_Cry warily offers a cupcake. <OOC> Bardigan staggers out of Sugarcube Corner covered in flour. "Pink has left my life! Woe is me!" <OOC> Rarity SHRIEKS
Pinkie_Bye is still IC and can't hear more than about thirty percent of the shrieking and wailing. Pinkie_Bye accepts the cupcake though. Pinkie_Cry adds a cherry on top.
<OOC> Bardigan is too tired to keep ghosting. He flops down in a random spot. <OOC> Pinkie_Cry splashes water on Bardiguy. <OOC> Bardigan stands up, and tosses his mane in slow motion. Droplets scatter in the sunlight. Pose. Pose. Pose. <OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "(It's nighttime.)"
Pinkie_Bye admires the posing, even if it is kind of ghostly in its OOCness!
<OOC> Bardigan has spotlights for these kinds of occasions. <OOC> Pinkie_Bye says, "It's nighttime? When did *that* happen?"
Bardigan phases in-character, still dribbling. Pinkie_Cry catches semi-IC Bardidrool. Bardigan ahems and wipes his muzzle. "Terribly sorry." Pinkie_Bye is now staring at Bardigan, no longer screaming. "So... did we do the mission yet?" Pinkie_Cry deposits the Bardidrool into a nearby flowerpot. The flower dies.
Silver_Star has arrived.
Bardigan nods firmly. "Operation 'Stallion Soaker' was a complete success."
Silver_Star has left.
<OOC> Pinkie_Cry says, "WHat an AWESOME pose to take COMPLETELY out of context. ^^" <OOC> Pinkie_Cry giggles. <OOC> Pinkie_Bye smiles too bigly.
Silver_Star has arrived.
Pinkie_Bye bounces in place! "I *knew* it! We're such good agents we don't even *need* to be briefed!"
Silver_Star has left.
<OOC> Pinkie_Bye doesn't think her context helped much. <OOC> Bardigan doesn't mind being out of context! Context can be so constraining sometimes. <OOC> Pinkie_Cry regularly has little context!
Pinkie_Cry bounces progressively higher. Pinkie_Bye bounces a little higher than Pinkie Cry. Bardigan flutters at the same height, silently judging. Pinkie_Cry bounces a micrometer higher than Pinkie Bye! Pinkie_Bye bounces a crepe's thickness higher than Pinkie Cry! Pinkie_Cry bounces a... actually, she just sort of bounces on off out of sightrange. *twinkle* Pinkie_Bye gasps swiftly and crouches her legs for the next bounce... and she's out of sight too! *bingle*
Who won?! Who's pink?! YOU DECIDE.
*krunky dance tableau*
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