Post by Nettleglum on Jun 12, 2014 19:04:17 GMT -5
Attention, dears.
Please, be aware, if you are not already, that tomorrow is Friday the Thirteenth.
Please remain calm. I have taken steps to insure that there is going to be enough bad luck to go around for all ponies. I have been quite busy removing storm drain covers and loosening shelf brackets all over Ponyville for the past day, and rest assured there are plenty of black cats distributed throughout town. In addition, I have a very vigorous hive of Juju Bees waiting to bestow hexes and jinxes on any pony who needs one. It is my fond hope that each and every one of you can have a cheerful, perilous day of trips, spills, and minor household accidents, so that you might enjoy Friday the Thirteenth as everypony should.
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Please, be aware, if you are not already, that tomorrow is Friday the Thirteenth.
Please remain calm. I have taken steps to insure that there is going to be enough bad luck to go around for all ponies. I have been quite busy removing storm drain covers and loosening shelf brackets all over Ponyville for the past day, and rest assured there are plenty of black cats distributed throughout town. In addition, I have a very vigorous hive of Juju Bees waiting to bestow hexes and jinxes on any pony who needs one. It is my fond hope that each and every one of you can have a cheerful, perilous day of trips, spills, and minor household accidents, so that you might enjoy Friday the Thirteenth as everypony should.
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