Scootaloo
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TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Feb 14, 2014 11:23:29 GMT -5
PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "OKAY SO APPARENTLY EQUESTRIA IS ICLY DOOMED BECAUSE WE PUT ON A *PLAY*" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "..." PUB >> Scope says, "Yeah. " PUB >> Maplewing says, "apparently" PUB >> Octobussy says, "u wot " PUB >> Scope says, "Silly, ain't it?" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch laughs hysterically. "You guys must SUCK at acting."
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Scootaloo
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TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Feb 14, 2014 11:30:18 GMT -5
PUB >> Scope says, "Play: Was about the past, Celestia & Luna/NMM. Issue: Caused a reaction from the Tree of Harmony which sent crystal roots everywhere and gave Bardigan the Element of Honesty, however it also transferred power from Celestia & Luna to Fluttershy & Applejack, therefor making THEM Celly/NMM." PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "BARDIGAN IS THE ELEMENT OF HONESTY" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "THIS IS HILARIOUS" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "HAHAHAH" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch imagines the scene: Equestria is in chaos, bombs flying everywhere and explosions filling the sky. From under the rubble, Bardigan emerges, takes one look at Nightmare Moon, before saying, "... I'd still hit that." PUB >> Marbsie says, "XD"
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Post by Derpy on Feb 15, 2014 4:04:07 GMT -5
Derpy tore the Gem of Kindness from the roots and went off chasing the others! Is Derpy the Element of Kindness now??
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Applejack
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Ah sell apples an' apple confectioneries
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Post by Applejack on Feb 19, 2014 5:00:03 GMT -5
Durin' th' terrible opera disaster, when Flutters was possessed by a memory o' Celestia an' yers truly believed she was Nightmare Moon...
<OOC> You say, "Quit touchin' me, Ah am th' night@" <OOC> Fluttershy says, ""But I'm NOT touching you!"" <OOC> Fluttershy holds her hoof an inch from NMN's horn. <OOC> You say, "Thou WERT and COULD be! Take thy hooves back to thy side of the seat!" <OOC> Fluttershy says, "Okay. But the Game Boy fell on 'my side.'" <OOC> Applejack gasp! "Unhand that! It was our Hearthswarming present, as thou well knowest!" <OOC> Fluttershy says, "Want me to lick it?" <OOC> You say, "Thou wouldst not dare!" <OOC> Fluttershy says, "Iiii'm gonna do it!" <OOC> You say, "No!! Do not! We are TELLING! MOOOOMMM!!!" <OOC> Lauren says, "So help me I will turn this cosmos around RIGHT NOW--" <OOC> You say, ""But! But! Celly hath taken our Game Boy! And she seeks to lick it! And, and! She was not-not-touching us!"" <OOC> Fluttershy says, "But it fell on my siiiide!" <OOC> Lauren says, "CELLY BE NICE TO YOUR SISTER." <OOC> Fluttershy says, "Awwww." <OOC> Applejack nyah. Thbpt. <OOC> Fluttershy says, "Mooom, Luna spit on meeee!" <OOC> You say, "No we didn't! If we spat it was only on OUR side and thou shouldst not have been there anyway!" <OOC> Lauren says, "Do you girls want a Harmony Meal or not?!" <OOC> Applejack pouts. "Yes, Mom." <OOC> Lauren says, "Then be good, or we won't get to go to McDiscords." <OOC> Fluttershy says, "Mooom nooooo!" <OOC> You say, "... We are going to get a better toy than thee. Nyah." <OOC> Fluttershy says, "Nuh-uuuuh! I'm gonna get a Fluttershy." <OOC> You say, "We already HAVE a Fluttershy. And an Applejack and a Twilight and a Pinkie and a Rainbow Dash! We need a Rarity. MOOOMMMM, WE NEED A RARITY! ASK THEM FOR A RAAAAARITYYYY!!" <OOC> Fluttershy says, "Well...get me a Sonic the HEdgehog!" <OOC> You say, "Celly likes boys' toys! Celly likes boys' toys! Nana nana boo boo!" <OOC> Fluttershy says, "No I don't! What's wrong with that?! Mooooom!"
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Applejack
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Post by Applejack on Mar 2, 2014 1:09:56 GMT -5
On PUB. This kind of thing happens when ya got too many Lunas.
Golden_Morning only has food on the brain right now... starvation is a real killer. The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "Famed for it. Much like War, Pestilence, and ourself." Golden_Morning says, "Hungry... sleepy... today SO isn't being kind to me." Kung Fu Disaster, Sky Blue says, "CAN AH BE A PONY OF THE APOCALYPSE." Luna the Lunarian, Luna the Destructor says, "Pestilence." The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "Possibly two or three Pestilences, in fact." Kung Fu Disaster, Sky Blue says, "YAY!" Pestilence x3, Sky Blue says, "WE'RE HELPIN'." Pestilence x3, Sky Blue visits Chineigh, because she likes chow mein and because they could do with some pestilencewubs! The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "Enjoy your trip. We shall send our condolences to the Emperor at once." Pestilence x3, Sky Blue Marbsie D: School of Zedmore graduate, Maplewing points Sky Blue to: fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/734125_4618387010498_7101754_n.jpg The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "Ah. Monotonous Moaning. We require thee to draft a diplomatic missive to the Emperor of Chineigh. We believe form letter 'Sorry About Sky Blue, Version 6' shall serve." Marbsie says, "... What did she do this time?!" The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "We do not know yet. Her trip starts tomorrow. So fires, mayhem, madness, the usual. We shall add more if anything unusual occurs, such as accidentally assembling a giant wall around the edge of their domain." The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "We would assume that cannot happen. Then we remember this letter is about Sky Blue. And we are happy it is being sent far away." Marbsie says, "... Right away." Luna the Lunarian, Luna the Destructor says, "Thou art a thousand years behind the times. There is already a giant wall. On it is painted 'SKY BLUE GO HOME.' Would that she were literate." Luna the Lunarian, Luna the Destructor leaves Equestria in her doppleganger's capable hooves. No choice, really. Crystal statue. The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "We resent the implication! We have never in our life ganged up on a doppel!" Marbsie says, "Why not? Don't doppels ask for it?" The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "We have never needed a gang to deal with one. Or anything else, until now. Perhaps we should consider starting a gang to deal with the Sky Blue issue. Malodourous Melons! Draft also a proclamation seeking gangsters! Or ganglions! Whichever!" Marbsie says, "Right away!" Marbsie says, "Because I see no way this can backfire horribly in my face. Not at all." The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "We are glad thou art in accord. And if it DID blow up in thy face, surely thou wouldst merely experience an improvement. It could use some work."
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Applejack
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Post by Applejack on Mar 2, 2014 1:17:04 GMT -5
PUB
Dapple finishes with the pictures and puts his hoof to the cow's shoulder, gives it a nudge. *thud* "Not bad, but so much more satisfying with a herd. Domino effect, you know." Sir Dusk of Ponyville and Game Warden says, "So that's what the spots are for?" Sir Dusk of Ponyville and Game Warden had not realized. Dapple nods. "Most don't. That's cuz you really need the aerial view to appreciate it and I don't know any pegasi who play." The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "That, and one can tell the cow's age by counting them. We noticed one millennium when we were very very bored." Dapple nods. "Much like you can tell the age of a telephone by counting its rings." The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "It turns out that unlike trees, cutting one in half to count the rings is inconveniently messy and inefficient. Also screamy." Dapple covers a chuckle with his hoof. Celestia, the Most Biggest Pony of All says, "Sister, have you been logging in the palace gardens?" Berry_Punch says, "Only 32 ponies connected? Bah. Where's the party?" Luna the Lunarian, Luna the Destructor says, "We have been doing naught but standing around as a crystal statue. In Boredom Blithering's living room, we might add. He stole us both." Celestia, the Most Biggest Pony of All says, "Do you mean Master Processor?" Marble R. Memory says, "SOMEPONY has to keep the statues safe. And I'm the Keeper of Artifacts. Seems logical!" Berry_Punch goes to keep Crystal Luna and Crystal Celestia company by reading them fanfiction. Luna the Lunarian, Luna the Destructor says, "...that is EERILY logical." The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "We have not been logging. Those trees were far too tiny to be logs. We have been sticking. Possibly twigging." Skyheart says, "Yep. You're lives are in the hooves of Marble Memory." Celestia, the Most Biggest Pony of All says, "I agree. Good work, Mannheim Steamroller!" The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "Indeed. Well done, Malted Marshmallows." Celestia, the Most Biggest Pony of All stares at NMN. Berry_Punch is at a pool party! Marble R. Memory says, "Hey, when needed I can be quite the hero. Remember the Changeling Queen?" The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon stares back. "What? Do we have somewhat on our nose?" Berry_Punch says, "But the pool closed an hour ago. Music and conversation coming from the next room, gamers out on the patio." Sir Dusk of Ponyville and Game Warden says, "Keep indestructible statues safe? :-)" The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "Exactly the sort of task suited to Misshapen Mammaries." Celestia, the Most Biggest Pony of All says, "Luna, Starswirl helped us plant those trees." Luna the Lunarian, Luna the Destructor says, "Fortunately, Squalid Squiddery has the strength of a feather, and by necessity the same gentleness of touch. We and our sister will be quite safe. We will rest now, confident that his pusillanimous tidiness shall mean we are also well dusted." Marble R. Memory says, "I am the Keeper of Artifacts! I'm trained for keeping stationary but incredibly valuable and annoying shiny things safe." Berry_Punch reaches her threshold for being ignored and goes to rejoin the party! The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "Starswirl also had a habit of wearing salad bowls for shoes and starting every royal meeting with 'HEEERE'S JOHNNY!' Why should we take a cue from him?" Marble R. Memory says, "... I have no response to that."
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Scootaloo
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TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Mar 2, 2014 9:11:32 GMT -5
On PUB. This kind of thing happens when ya got too many Lunas.
The Dread of Night, Nightmare Moon says, "We are glad thou art in accord. And if it DID blow up in thy face, surely thou wouldst merely experience an improvement. It could use some work." ... OH NO SHE DIDN'T. D:<
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 2, 2014 21:32:16 GMT -5
PUB >> Best Teacher Cheerilee slides on her groovy shades. PUB >> The Internet says, "Is that authorized teacher headgear?" PUB >> Colgate peers. PUB >> Best Teacher Cheerilee says, "It was when I did my teaching degree." PUB >> The Internet PUB >> The Internet says, "You're lucky I'm not Chancellor anymore." PUB >> Barcode says, "All of Ponyville is lucky you're not Chancellor. " PUB >> Best Teacher Cheerilee high-hoofs Barcode. PUB >> Best Teacher Cheerilee says, "OH SNAP." PUB >> Barcode hoof!
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 3, 2014 20:51:25 GMT -5
PUB >> Lime_Light hates Flufflepuff art with an unholy, undying loathing. PUB >> Princess Pollyapple turns Lime into a flufflepuff. PUB >> Lime_Light shaves himself BALD in protest. PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "Mah job is done." PUB >> Princess Pollyapple knits the shaved hair into a flufflecarpet. PUB >> Princess Pollyapple sells it. Makes a fortune. Retires. PUB >> EconomistBrony says, "... Sky Blue. World terror and surprisingly successful businesspony" PUB >> Marble R. Memory says, "Pony successful at turning something relatively FLAMMABLE into a business."
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 4, 2014 0:23:03 GMT -5
Marble_Memory shouts "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (Public-shout) PUB >> Mourning a lost comrade, Scope checks the where list.
Name S Species On Idl Stat Location -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Marble_Memory M Pegasus 2h 1m *IC The Memory Family's Home Sky_Blue F Mud Pony 2d 0s *IC The Memory Family's Home --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
PUB >> Mourning a lost comrade, Scope says, "Nothing out of the ordinary. Carry on. PUB >> EconomistBrony says, "Eyup. Normal Sky Bly events."
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Post by Scope on Mar 4, 2014 17:16:37 GMT -5
<OOC> Scope sits in Celestia's bathtub. <OOC> Celestia wonders why Scope is in his bathtub. <OOC> Scope ...now wonders if Celestia's not telling him everything. <OOC> Celestia says, "About what?" <OOC> Virga is working on an updated desc. <OOC> Scope points. "his bathtub" <OOC> You say, "his." <OOC> You say, "HIS" <OOC> Virga needs to desperately find another job. <OOC> Celestia quotes: "<OOC> Scope sits in Celestia's bathtub." <OOC> Celestia says, "..." <OOC> Celestia oops. She means hers. <OOC> You say, "MY LIFE IS A LIE" <OOC> Virga says, "No. The cake is a lie." <OOC> Celestia says, "HERS" <OOC> Celestia is a female! <OOC> Celestia knows you know this! <OOC> You say, "YOU COULD BE USING A CLOAKING SPELL. D:" <OOC> Celestia sits on Scope. <OOC> Celestia says, "I can't cloak that." <OOC> You say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 4, 2014 23:50:43 GMT -5
PUB >> Diamond_Dancer says, "Diamond was the Short Round to Firefly's Indiana " PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "Sky Blue was Thuggee #4" PUB >> Jump into your racing car, it's Sugar Rush is, apparently, Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Movie.... PUB >> Secretly out buying dolls instead of being imprisoned in a crystal statue, Princess Luna thought Sky Blue was inside the ark. PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "OH SNAP." PUB >> Mourning a lost comrade, Scope says, "That would be more fitting. I mean, she often causes a pony's face to melt." PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "THAT HAPPENED, LAWK, ONE TIME." PUB >> Mourning a lost comrade, Scope says, "Protip: Nazis are not microwave safe." PUB >> Hollyhock applies cold water directly to the burn.
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Post by Skyheart on Mar 5, 2014 16:38:26 GMT -5
PUB >> Red_Velvet says, "Hello Octavia, darling. Do you mind if i use you?" PUB >> EconomistBrony says, "..." PUB >> Red_Velvet says, "...For a game. The game!" PUB >> EconomistBrony bursts out laughing. PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch LOLS PUB >> Marbsie says, "Red... you worry me. XD" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple
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Post by Apple Bloom on Mar 5, 2014 20:01:34 GMT -5
PUB >> Derpy says, "Am back!" PUB >> Pouring one out for my homie, Dynamite hugs Derp. PUB >> Derpy says, "In seventy minute time? Will simple game!" PUB >> Derpy says, "Tonight's game will be: I Wish." PUB >> Marbsie says, "I Wish... for lots and lots of braaaan." PUB >> EconomistBrony says, "I wish... for lots and lots of coffee." PUB >> Derpy says, "But what if coffee is bran-flavor??" PUB >> Derpy says, "(Is how game works. Two wishes; one 'but what if')" PUB >> Marbsie says, "A caveat game. " PUB >> Derpy says, "Maybee! Will love caveat game with you. Or dreamgame! Or wistful." PUB >> EconomistBrony says, "And we incidentally gave a great example of it! WHooo!" PUB >> Marbsie says, "I am proud to be your son, dad! <3" PUB >> EconomistBrony says, "And I am proud to be your father, son. <3" PUB >> EconomistBrony hugs Marble. PUB >> Derpy says, "bluestreak=:strokes a banana gently across her own nose, for obvious reasons." PUB >> Derpy have to go now! Back in hour!! PUB >> EconomistBrony dies. PUB >> Marbsie dies too. PUB >> Marbsie says, "You know what amuses me most is I bet it's 100% innocent in context... XD"
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 14, 2014 5:15:43 GMT -5
WHAT'S MAH DERPYMOMMY DOIN' WITH A BANANA? D:
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