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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 14, 2014 5:15:57 GMT -5
PUB >> Eager to get to grips with not being a crystal statue, Princess Luna shakes her head at Virga. "Nope. Not Firefly's foal." PUB >> Virga says, "Certainly not, but she is like her. Had we a foal, the results would have been...delightful or catastrophic depending on personal tastes." PUB >> Eager to get to grips with not being a crystal statue, Princess Luna says, "Indeed, but Firefly's foal would not have hesitated a moment to pose exaggeratedly and yell 'HARDCORE.'" PUB >> Eager to get to grips with not being a crystal statue, Princess Luna says, "And then blown something up with lightning unnecessarily." PUB >> Virga says, "Also quite true, and likely Rainbow Dash would have joined her in this and corrupted it into 20% Harder." PUB >> StarryBlade cannot control lightening or elements that she knows of... but she can haedbutt and headbutt she does. "Well what if I do this?" She back steps several times and yells as she charges Virga, "HARDCORE!" Misses and slams into a wall. PUB >> Notmare Moon says, "Hast thou considered perchance she may be Sky Blue's foal?" PUB >> Eager to get to grips with not being a crystal statue, Princess Luna says, "...have thou been performing the beast with eight legs and two wings with Sky Blue, Heart of Ice?" PUB >> Virga says, "That is neigh, Princess. I am not acquainted with Sky Blue." PUB >> Notmare Moon says, "Consider thyself lucky. And not on fire." PUB >> Eager to get to grips with not being a crystal statue, Princess Luna says, "She does not consider that an obstacle." PUB >> Eager to get to grips with not being a crystal statue, Princess Luna says, "Getting to know a stallion is for more civilized fillies." PUB >> Notmare Moon says, "She does not consider most things obstacles. Fences. Walls. Twelve-foot thick steel plates. The laws of reality." PUB >> Eager to get to grips with not being a crystal statue, Princess Luna says, "Marriage vows. Toxicity ratings. Flammibility." PUB >> Notmare Moon nods. "International treaties. Interplanetary warfare. Interstellar space.
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 19, 2014 2:57:54 GMT -5
PUB >> Applejack says, ""Y'all're a bad, bad pony." PUB >> Still in stage makeup, Celestia Corona Cosmoria says, "Hello!" PUB >> Manestream says, "Yeah?? Well.. You sound like a bad Dolly Parton impersonator! So.. Neigh!" PUB >> Applejack says, "Howdy there, Flut- NO AH DO NOT!" PUB >> Applejack says, ""... wait, who in th' hay's Dolly Parton?" PUB >> Miner Sky Blue says, "Terrible filly with terrible songs who looks scary." PUB >> Applejack relaxes. "Naw, that's just mah sister Apple Bloom." PUB >> Still in stage makeup, Celestia Corona Cosmoria smiles and leans close to AJ. PUB >> Manestream says, "So who all is goin to Babscon?! ^_^ Raise a hoof!" PUB >> Applejack leans back and gives Fluttershy a gentle smile. "Hay there." PUB >> Applejack says, ""Not me. Though if'n memory serves, our Twi an' Luna will be there. Prob'ly not doin' EQM stuff, though." PUB >> Miner Sky Blue now has Babs Seed in her head. PUB >> Applejack guesses SOMETHNIG had to eventually fill the void.
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Eris
Yearling
What /is/ my cutie mark telling me?
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Post by Eris on Mar 20, 2014 19:41:07 GMT -5
Memoire_Musique nods and puffs out her chest, setting down in front of The Mayor. "I'm a big mare!" she boasts. "I get to help mommy take care of Rewind, and I'm potty trained! Are YOUUUUU?" she asks, flittering up to stare the Mayor in the eye.
Mayor Mare can only nod. o.o Yes, she is... she ran on a platform of being potty trained?
"Are there-- do we have anypony else who can help with the Animal Team until we locate Fluttershy? Anypony?" The Mayor leans to one side, trying to see the crowd past the tiny filly buzzing in her face. Her expression is fixed and glassy. Winter Wrap Up had been going so smoothly since Twilight Sparkle arrived, and... now this? Oh dear...
Memoire_Musique pouts and flies up to land on the Mayor's head. "I said I'd do it!" she says petulantly, tapping the Mayor's ear lightly. "Thundeeeeeeeer! Daddddyyyy!" she calls out. "Tell her how resputnikble I am!"
The Mayor keeps a fixed, political smile on her face. Eh-heh. Well... they... need somepony, and the rest of the room is pretty quiet except for titters and ponies murmuring. "I... oh, dear... w-well." She slumps a little. "V-very well, Memmy. Until... until we can find Fluttershy, you're in... *gulp* Charge of the Animal Team?" Celestia help her.
Memoire_Musique flies into the air and shouts excitedly, crowing out loud! "YAY! You're the best Mayor EVER!" she says, puffing out her chest as she lands near the other Team Leaders. The teeny tiny little filly draws herself up, attempting to look as big and knowingstuffable as they do!
<OOC> Eris says, "Well, we know at least /one/ team leader is potty trained, now."
<OOC> Memoire_Musique spits her RL drink.
<OOC> Arctic_Wind dies
<OOC> Nettleglum still waits for Miss Dash's certificate in Potty Training.
<OOC> Thunderfire says, "HAHAHAHAHA"
<OOC> Applejack promises she'll get to it by next year!
<OOC> Rainbow_Dash :I
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Post by Diamond on Mar 24, 2014 11:40:37 GMT -5
NE >> Sky_Blue says, "Luna came t'me in a dream last nawght. She said 'PLZ STOP'. Then turned into mead."
NE >> Sky_Blue says, "Reckon that means anythin'?"
NE >> Diamond_Dancer says, "...Naw, you're good."
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 28, 2014 20:03:30 GMT -5
<OOC> Thunderfire says, "DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" <OOC> Marble_Memory hugs his son. <3 <OOC> Thunderfire hugs dad! <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "I am proud of you, son." <OOC> Thunderfire says, "For not dying alone with Auntie Blue?" <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "Are you expecting to die?" <OOC> Thunderfire says, "Seems eveeryone thinks I will when around her."
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Scootaloo
Pony
TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
Posts: 127
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Post by Scootaloo on Mar 29, 2014 15:16:52 GMT -5
PUB >> !!Marble Memory!! says, "... Oh maw." PUB >> DJ PON-3 stares at her husband. PUB >> !!Marble Memory!! says, "Iwasn'tdrinking." PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Of course not, darling. Where was it you woke up this morning again? Oh yes. In the bathtub. Dressed in one of Memoire's skirts." PUB >> Applejack says, "What? He's moved on from mah sister's bows now?" PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Looks like it." PUB >> !!Marble Memory!! says, "..." PUB >> !!Marble Memory!! fidgets.
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Rarity
Pony
Me? A Drama Queen?!
Posts: 124
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Post by Rarity on Mar 30, 2014 13:15:39 GMT -5
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Applejack
Yearling
Ah sell apples an' apple confectioneries
Posts: 48
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Post by Applejack on Mar 30, 2014 13:23:05 GMT -5
Just wanted ta point out that th' precedin' text messages ain't made up. That there really *is* th' exchange we had over text regardin' th' fact that Ah kicked Rares' flank from Vanhoofer ta Fillydelphia playin' Skullgirls.
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Rarity
Pony
Me? A Drama Queen?!
Posts: 124
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Post by Rarity on Mar 30, 2014 13:27:34 GMT -5
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I LET YOU WIN, DARLING.
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 31, 2014 23:27:30 GMT -5
PUB >> The King of Yellow (shiny stuff), EB considers. "What is your topic, Skyheart? Sports in mesoamerica?" PUB >> Skyheart says, "No, Spain in Coloinal America." PUB >> Gay Marriage in the UK! Sky Blue says, "With Aztecs!" PUB >> The King of Yellow (shiny stuff), EB says, "Oh! Well, gee, 15 minutes?" PUB >> Mrgrgrgr! Bubbleshy says, "Oh! I just saw a museum exhibit about that, Skyheart." PUB >> Skyheart says, "They just all went off on a rant about the Aztecs. The MATERIAL is not my issue." PUB >> Skyheart says, "It's the presentation." PUB >> Gay Marriage in the UK! Sky Blue says, "But apparently no blood or violence, because the ickle inner city kids have to be protected against that." PUB >> The Heart of Ice says, "How does one present the Aztecs to inner city kids of Grade 10." PUB >> The King of Yellow (shiny stuff), EB says, "Man, that seems impossible. 15 minutes isn't enough time to talk about Cortez's fancy hat." PUB >> The Heart of Ice says, "Or Spain in Mesoamerica" PUB >> Gay Marriage in the UK! Sky Blue says, "Y'all get 5 minutes of lecture time, or the ICK (inner city kids) start gettin' trigger-happy." Virga pages, "best description of inner city kids ever." to you.
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Post by Sky Blue on Apr 1, 2014 0:01:58 GMT -5
(Revolving around the same Aztec topic as last post)
PUB >> Rainbow_Dash is sure Sky Blue is gonna suggest beating PUB >> Rainbow_Dash says, "With an Aztec club" PUB >> Skyheart says, "If THAT happens then the contents of your lesson aren't really your priority at that point." PUB >> Dusk says, "She already has. :-)" PUB >> Rainbow_Dash says, "I mean again :u" PUB >> Skyheart says, "Twice, in fact." PUB >> The King of Yellow (shiny stuff), EB says, "She suggested that multiple times, Rainbow Dash." PUB >> Gay Marriage in the UK! Sky Blue XDD
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Post by Sky Blue on Apr 1, 2014 22:17:12 GMT -5
PUB >> Barcode says, "So I was in Colorado for a few days. The wind was quite strong and was blowing stuff all over the place. At one point, a very large dried-out tumbleweed about the size of a large dog or small pony rolled out into the highway and exploded against the front of a speeding minivan, causing traffic to momentarily panic and scatter. I was reminded of Sky Blue."
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Post by Sky Blue on Apr 2, 2014 14:47:02 GMT -5
PUB >> Skyheart says, "Afternoon." PUB >> Pubjack says, "So far. I figger we've got about five minutes 'til Sky Blue tries ta get a little too friendly with the concept of axial tilt an' breaks the concept of time itself." PUB >> Pubjack says, "Way I figure it, ain't no such thing as entropy. There's just Sky Blue, makin' a mess a' things." PUB >> Pubjack says, "Now, don't get me wrong. Ah like tha little filly. Ah don't figger she can help causin' tha heat death'a the universe. It's jes' her way."
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Post by Luna on Apr 2, 2014 23:15:41 GMT -5
PUB >> Princess Pollyapple gives GM some valium, then takes two herself. "Night, y'all!" PUB >> Her Royal Falseness, Pubcess Luna says, ""... We heartily approve." PUB >> The King of Yellow (shiny stuff), EB says, "Huzzah!" PUB >> Her Royal Falseness, Pubcess Luna says, "Farewell, Sky Blue. Do try not to destroy the building while sleeping, for once." PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "No promises." PUB >> The King of Yellow (shiny stuff), EB says, "Good night, Sky Blue!" PUB >> Her Royal Falseness, Pubcess Luna says, "We wouldn't dream of demanding a promise. And neighther will anypony else. We shall see to it." PUB >> Pubjack says, "It's fine, yer Highness. Ah've been storin' up what we call pre-fab-ricated stalls fer Sky Blue. Ain't nopony else thinks ahead in this here town. They're made outta her own mud, for efficiency." PUB >> Her Royal Falseness, Pubcess Luna says, "Thou hast molded walls from Sky Blue's mud? Thou has TOUCHED Sky Blue's mud? Deliberately?" PUB >> Golden_Morning is NOT going to ask. PUB >> Her Royal Falseness, Pubcess Luna says, "Truly thou shouldst have been the Element of Bravery, goodmare Applejack." PUB >> Her Royal Falseness, Pubcess Luna says, "So is Sky Blue's home, though the conversation usually runs 'WHAT IS THAT?' with the occasional foray into 'HOW DO WE KILL IT!?'"
PUB >> Steampunk Forge makes everypony a new set of shoes. PUB >> Her Royal Falseness, Pubcess Luna suspects Forge of doing this just so he has an excude to measure the mares. PUB >> Steampunk Forge is caught! D: PUB >> Pubjack says, "Don't need no shoes, and ah ain't gonna wear no shoes. This here farm pony bucks apples bareback." PUB >> Her Royal Falseness, Pubcess Luna says, "We advise caution regarding which stallions you allow to hear that."
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Post by Sky Blue on Apr 12, 2014 16:12:37 GMT -5
PUB >> #1 Children's Author, Princess Luna says, "We are slightly almost certain it does not work that way."
No context is needed. ANY CONTEXT WORKS WITH IT.
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