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Post by Derpy on Sept 18, 2012 23:46:32 GMT -5
<OOC> EconomistBrony readjusts Derpy's eyes with a screwdriver. <OOC> Derpy says, "n.9" <OOC> EconomistBrony twist twist twist. <OOC> Derpy says, "n.9 1/2" <OOC> EconomistBrony twist twist twist. <OOC> Derpy says, "n.9 3/4" <OOC> EconomistBrony twist twist twist. <OOC> Derpy says, "n.9.9" <OOC> EconomistBrony stares. Well, that wasn't supposed to happen. o.o
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Scootaloo
Pony
TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Sept 23, 2012 14:44:39 GMT -5
<OOC> Vinyl_Scratch grins. "Memoire." <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "Yes! Our daughter!" <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "I want her to get the best education money can buy. Or perhaps... money CAN'T buy." <OOC> You say, "What about Ponyville Elementary?" <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "I... I-I don't know if that's a good school. They seem so... basic, there." <OOC> You say, "But *I* went there!" <OOC> You say, "Am I basic? WAIT, don't answer that. o.o" <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "O... o-oh dear. o.o"
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Post by Sky Blue on Sept 29, 2012 0:46:39 GMT -5
PUB >> Marble Memorsomething bursts out of the box, despite Luna, and is in Vinyl's arms. The paperwork filled, and each rock sorted to over 16,000,000 colors. "DAAAAARLIIIIING!" PUB >> Vinyl The Great topples over onto the floor, Marble on top of her. "Marble? What did Princess Luna do to you?!" PUB >> Princessier Than Thou Luna rolls over onto her stomach, climbs back upright, and dusts off her hooves. "There. He shall be well for the nonce. Poor colt." PUB >> Marble Memorsomething covers his darling in kisses. PUB >> Vinyl The Great is okay with this. PUB >> Vinyl The Great says, "But srsly, Luna, what drug did you force-feed him?" PUB >> Princessier Than Thou Luna says, "Bureaucracy." PUB >> Twi the Wet Sparkle says, "Also this blue crystal I invented."
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Post by Sky Blue on Sept 30, 2012 3:52:52 GMT -5
<OOC> Sky_Blue tucks Fluttershy in and sings her the Flutterbye <3 <OOC> Fluttershy beams softly. Awww. n.n <OOC> Fluttershy says, "Why don't you sing it with me?" <OOC> Sky_Blue ahems! Sky_Blue shouts "HUSH NOW, QUIET NOW, LAY YER SLEEPY HEAAAAAAD! HUSH NOW, QUIET NOW, IT'S TIME T'GO TO BEEEEEED!" (Public-shout) 14 folks heard that. PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "How was that, Fluttershy? " PUB >> Monochrome Hattershy is tumbled over, out of bed, sheets wrapped around her. "... yay."
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Scootaloo
Pony
TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Sept 30, 2012 12:44:21 GMT -5
PUB >> Match_Maker horks up a bunch of resin and glues Vinyl and Marble together FOOOOREEEEEVVVVERRRR! PUB >> Vinyl The Great is okay with this. PUB >> Marble (CMFIS) says, "Might be a little bit of work, darling." PUB >> Vinyl The Great says, "Though you do forget I'm a unicorn with an anti superglue spell." PUB >> Marble (CMFIS) says, "I... wonder why exactly you've needed that spell in the past, darling," PUB >> Vinyl The Great says, "Times like these. ... And that one time I got kinky while attempting DIY. >.>" PUB >> Marble (CMFIS) says, "O... o-oh dear."
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Eris
Yearling
What /is/ my cutie mark telling me?
Posts: 33
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Post by Eris on Oct 18, 2012 14:32:16 GMT -5
PUB >> Fledgling Eris starts shovelling coal into the boiler of the distraction train. She senses a moral/political argument coming on. PUB >> Fledgling Eris choo choo! It's the distraction train! "Hey, look! It's been confirmed that Season 3 is starting on Noveber 10th!" PUB >> The Wub Business says, "REALLY OMG" PUB >> Dr. Pollyapple Lecter says, "OMFG" PUB >> The Wub Business ASDFHFJFHGSFGDGJHSHDHDSFHSGAHKHJGHSGSFAHKLJGJD PUB >> Dr. Pollyapple Lecter says, "(easiest way to distract ponies EVER)" PUB >> The Wub Business says, "FINALLY." PUB >> The Wub Business hugs Eris. PUB >> Distraction Train Eris is best Distraction Train. PUB >> The Wub Business puts a huge sign above Eris saying "THE BRINGER OF GOOD PONY NEWS." PUB >> Distraction Train Eris points at Equestria Daily for more info! PUB >> Dr. Pollyapple Lecter gives Eris a BIG KISS.
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Post by Sky Blue on Oct 23, 2012 1:01:19 GMT -5
PUB >> Dr. Pollyapple 'Gaston' Lecter says, "WE ALWAYS NEED A SKYHEART. <3" PUB >> Skyheart says, "Where, though?" PUB >> Dr. Pollyapple 'Gaston' Lecter says, "UM." PUB >> Dr. Pollyapple 'Gaston' Lecter says, "VINYL, FIELD THIS ONE. WE ARE MAKIN' POPCORN AND URINE." PUB >> The totally dignified Night Princess says, "Class. Our neice is ALL CLASS."
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Scootaloo
Pony
TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Oct 29, 2012 11:54:56 GMT -5
PUB >> Standing on a step stool and covered in flour, Luna says, "GO ON. DO THE TWINKLY EYES THING THAT EVERYPONY DOES TO CELESTIA, WHO IS US, AND NO PONY DOES TO LUNA." PUB >> Standing on a step stool and covered in flour, Luna says, "EXCEPT BARDIGAN." PUB >> Standing on a step stool and covered in flour, Luna says, "BUT THAT IS LUST, WHICH IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT." PUB >> Standing on a step stool and covered in flour, Luna says, "HE ONCE SENT U... OUR SISTER LUNA A LOVE POEM. IT WAS FIFTY-SEVEN LINES OF 'I'D HIT THAT.' OVER AND OVER AND OVER."
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Post by Sky Blue on Oct 30, 2012 15:37:51 GMT -5
Luna. XD <33333333333333
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Post by Sky Blue on Oct 30, 2012 15:38:29 GMT -5
PUB >> Not that anypony can hear her, but Vinyl wonders how many numbers Dr. Practice has in his address book. And how many of those actually connect to ponies and not sex lines. PUB >> Romper says, "AFIAK they're all sex lines. " PUB >> Pollyapple Krueger says, "LOOK, MEAD IS A SEASONAL THING. WE NEED TO MAKE EXTRA BITS, OKAY?" PUB >> Boarded up in his house: Skyheart should have seen that one coming. PUB >> Not that anypony can hear her, but Vinyl XD PUB >> Pollyapple Krueger says, ""What are y'all wearin'?" "Nothin'." "Huh. Same here."" PUB >> Not that anypony can hear her, but Vinyl X3333333333 PUB >> Romper says, "... LOL. XD" PUB >> Boarded up in his house: Skyheart facehooves.
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Post by Bardigan on Oct 31, 2012 15:44:55 GMT -5
PUB >> MapleWing wonders if we should be concerned that we now have both a 'Merry' As well as a "Pipen" in our midst. Celestia save us if both are into the Longbottom leaf. PUB >> The Princess of Paper Bags x3 PUB >> Frodo says, "Wot?" PUB >> ProgrammerPony says, "They'll be drinking by the pint!" PUB >> MapleWing says, "It comes in pints? O.O" PUB >> ProgrammerPony grins. PUB >> Frodo says, "You've had a whole half already!" PUB >> Iris wonders what is going on PUB >> Thorondor has no clue, but apparently it's LotR reference time PUB >> ProgrammerPony noddles. ^.^ PUB >> Bardigeist says, "One does not simply flood the pub channel with LOTR references." PUB >> The Princess of Paper Bags snorts into her drink. Bardi. XD PUB >> ProgrammerPony says, "We never flood anything simple!" PUB >> Gandalf 'Starswirl The Bearded' The White says, "YOU SHALL NOT..." PUB >> The Princess of Paper Bags says, "PARTEEEEE!" PUB >> Gandalf 'Starswirl The Bearded' The White passes gas like the Hindenburg. PUB >> Iris says, "oh snap" PUB >> Thorondor's reference is at least somewhat related to her character? It's a vague, vague reference though. PUB >> The Princess of Paper Bags has a think. Fails. PUB >> Big Macli says, "AND MY AXE!? " PUB >> ProgrammerPony ate the axe. "You can have it back later." >> Nick for channel PUB set to `Bardigorn'. PUB >> Bardigorn says, "And my sword." PUB >> Scared witless: Skyheart says, "And my quill?" PUB >> Chancellor Marble R. Memory says, "THAT WAS THE AXE OF WHITERUN!" PUB >> Match_Maker says, "And my fangs!" PUB >> The Princess of Paper Bags says, "WE STUCK THAT IN A CHEST SOMEWHERE." PUB >> ProgrammerPony says, "Eww." PUB >> The Princess of Paper Bags says, "AND MAH [BUY SOME APPLES]." PUB >> Bardigorn suddenly wants to write a play again. PUB >> The Princess Of Sniffles says, "And Celestia's underclothes!"
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Twilight Sparkle
Yearling
I'm the T to the W-I, L-I-G-H-T; ain't no other pony trollin' down like me.
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Post by Twilight Sparkle on Nov 2, 2012 12:11:21 GMT -5
PUB > > Spike says, "Of course I know where ponies come from. It has to do with pony eggs, right?" PUB > > Twilight_Sparkle says, "Spike, when we get home, you and I need to have a long talk."
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Post by romper on Nov 2, 2012 19:01:26 GMT -5
<OOC> Vinyl_Scratch says, "And thank Celestia the ponies involved don't care much about their looks... if this was Rarity, I tell you... o.o" <OOC> Vinyl_Scratch says, "It would. XD" <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "Marble cares. XD" <OOC> Romper doesn't care too much. <OOC> Vinyl_Scratch says, "HE DOES NOT CARE, HE USED TO WEAR A *MONOCLE*." <OOC> Vinyl_Scratch says, "Nopony that cares about their looks wears a monocle." <OOC> Bardigan cares. <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "There's a problem with your argument: Marble honestly thinks Monocles look good. XD" <OOC> Vinyl_Scratch says, "Vinyl purposely stopped him from wearing them. I doubt she'd be pregnant if he still was... XD" <OOC> Romper laughs! <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "XDDD" <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "Except didn't she get pregnant BEFORE the makeover? XD" <OOC> You say, "Vinyl has a secret monocle fetish. " <OOC> Vinyl_Scratch says, "He was wearing his sex monocle that one night. That was different." <OOC> You say, "AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAH! Don't google for Sex Monocle with Google Safe Search turned off!" <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "... OMFG XXXXDDDDD" <OOC> Vinyl_Scratch says, "OH CELESTIA YOU UTTER *TWIT* XDDDDDDDDD" <OOC> Romper huddles in fear.
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Post by Sky Blue on Nov 10, 2012 6:05:15 GMT -5
PUB >> Coder says, "[Luna] said she didn't want me to hug her. " PUB >> Coder says, "So... not hugging!" PUB >> The Ghost Wizard Dusk nods, some ponies are sensitive to them. Maybe they come in hypoallergenic or something. PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "Possibly, and we know this will seem an alien concept, we are not fond of physical unaffection unasked for from strangers." PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "Dear, sweet Pollyapple of course is not a stranger. We believe she is categorized as a 'venereal disease'." PUB >> Eris giggles. PUB >> MapleWing Hughugs on Eris! PUB >> Princess Pollyapple PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "Wait D:" PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "So remember ponies, always know where Pinkie keeps her emergency full body latex suits - for we assure thee, once Sky Blue is contracted, it is incurable." PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "WE ARE NO MORE DISEASED THAN THOU ARE, LUNA." PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "Symptoms of Sky Blue include Sky Blue." PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "If untreated, Sky Blue can lead to face clinging, mud, alcohol poisoning, mud, explosions, mud, begging to live in the palace, mud, mead, mud, random promiscuity, mud, explosions, mud, buildings falling down, setting things on fire, broken sauce jars, bent whisks, and mud." PUB >> Eris holds up a bent whisk, sniffles sadly, and then the whisk explodes. PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "If you hear Moroccan Masochism yelling 'THE CLEANING FILLY!!!' you may have Sky Blue. Consult an Element of Harmony immediately." PUB >> Eris is mudpoisoned. D: PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna reads the last thing on the label. "Mmmrrrhnffrnmhrrfffnrm!" PUB >> Coder says, "Chiggers" PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "Oddly, Sky Blue cures chiggers immediately on application." PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "Remember, ponies: Sky Blue is preventable! Except when she runs up and throws herself on top of you. Or wanders into your store or home and thou must stick around to try to minimize the damage. Or she comes crashing through your roof on fire because she was joyriding our meteors again. Or the wind picks up and she tumbleweeds. But with a little caution, thou may reduce thy Sky Blue rate by nearly .3%!" PUB >> MapleWing says, "I can explode? O.O" PUB >> The Ghost Wizard Dusk pre-burns, poisons, and muds the city to minimize future potential harm. PUB >> Princess Pollyapple tumbleweeds through the square. PUB >> Match_Maker says, ".3%? That seems high." PUB >> The Ghost Wizard Dusk says, "Possibly twice." PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna senses she's given Pollyapple a new gimmick. PUB >> Princess Pollyapple tumbleweeds through the palace. "THEE TOTALLY HAVE."
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Post by Luna on Nov 10, 2012 10:44:03 GMT -5
PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "Ah, Chancellor Mammaries. Er... if dear Pollyapple comes smashing through the window of thy office and keeps rolling, we had nothing to do with that." PUB >> Chancellor Marble R. Memory says, "... What did you do?!" PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "Nothing. Nothing." PUB >> Chancellor Marble R. Memory says, "What did you NOT do?" PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "...teach our not-technically-neice that if she makes her body stiff and lets the wind blow her, she can roll and bounce long distances at high speed while cowboys sing in the background." PUB >> Chancellor Marble R. Memory says, ".... O... o-oh dear."
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