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Post by Sky Blue on Nov 10, 2012 12:56:25 GMT -5
PUB >> Apple "The REAL Gabby Gums" Bloom gasps. "SKAW BLUE! Y'ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED!" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "AH DID NOTHIN'!" PUB >> Apple "The REAL Gabby Gums" Bloom says, "Wah do y'all have a stallion's middle name?" PUB >> Gabby Gums says, "BECAUSE MY PARENTS SUCK." PUB >> Apple "The REAL Gabby Gums" Bloom examines teh birth certificate to determine if it's genuine. PUB >> Gabby Gums' birth certificate is genuine! PUB >> Apple "The REAL Gabby Gums" Bloom says, "... Oh maw." PUB >> Totally still co-princess, honest, Luna says, "BATTLE OF THE HAYSEED ACCENTS!"
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Post by Skyheart on Nov 10, 2012 14:01:55 GMT -5
PUB >> Match_Maker kisses Virga. PUB >> Virga says, "Firefly is so going to thunder strike you one of these days." PUB >> Match_Maker says, "And? I have infinite lovepower." PUB >> Skyheart says, "Lightning still burns with the pain and fire of ten thousand volts." PUB >> Chancellor Marble R. Memory watches Skyheart get struck by lightning. o.o PUB >> BlueFeather protects her FIrefly from Scardy PUB >> Skyheart fries. Skyheart is now in the hospital with intensive burns. PUB >> Skyheart says, "Hehe. We need emergency med techs named Blunt Trauma and Burn Ward. " PUB >> Chancellor Marble R. Memory says, "Too bad. You get Dr. Mel Practice." PUB >> Skyheart says, "Darn HMOs...."
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Post by Skyheart on Nov 12, 2012 0:23:33 GMT -5
PUB >> Skyheart says, "O.O Bardigan, you have a house?" PUB >> Klondike would if it was earlier. PUB >> Skyheart says, "When did this happen?" PUB >> New SURPRISE on the Block!! says, "I would, but I just got some bum news about a friend of mine passing away, so I'm not rally feeling it now." PUB >> Bardigan says, "Yesterday!" PUB >> Skyheart says, "Ah." PUB >> Bardigan hugs Surprise. PUB >> Not happy at all, Luna says, "So now thou may finally ask the immortal question: 'Our place or thine?'" PUB >> Bardigan says, "My whole life has been leading up to that moment." PUB >> The Princess of Sunburns shouts from the vast crowd collected a short distance away, 'Don't botch it, Bardy!' PUB >> Not happy at all, Luna pushes Bardigan towards Skyheart. "Well? Make thy move!" PUB >> Bardigan takes Skyheart's hooves. PUB >> New SURPRISE on the Block!! says, "Oop!" PUB >> I'M GONNA MIX IT says, "thats it, movie time is OVAH until I can fix this stupid thing" PUB >> Bardigan says, "Skyheart... I have something very, very important to ask you." PUB >> Skyheart says, "You finally figured out what that rash is?" PUB >> Not happy at all, Luna edges much farther away from Bardigan, and also washes her hooves. PUB >> Skyheart says, "No, wait. Uh... Your letter to the Mime Academy went through?" PUB >> Skyheart says, "((It's hard to keep up embarrassing-sounding banter when you use up the good one on the first go.))" PUB >> Bardigan says, "Yes. You really should have been more gentle." PUB >> Not happy at all, Luna starts weaving a magical ward around all the entrances of her room that will set fire to any grease paint that passes through. PUB >> Skyheart says, "I told you to wear the socks when doing that but you wouldn't listen..." PUB >> Skyheart says, "Never touch a bird when he's got that kind of illness. Orpheus was spotted all over. I told you leave him alone but you HAD to try and comfort him..." PUB >> Marble the Stallion holds up his sign reading "JUST KISS ALREADY!" PUB >> Not happy at all, Luna says, "AWWW, COME ON!"
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Post by Solar Solstice on Nov 17, 2012 1:36:33 GMT -5
Scope has arrived. <OOC> Virga says, "There I looked and saw unspeakable horror, the boredom and monotony begat of sun-impregnated peace and incense smell." <OOC> Scope <OOC> Scope says, "nopenopenope" Scope has disconnected.
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Scootaloo
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TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Nov 23, 2012 15:52:40 GMT -5
PUB >> Bardigan says, "Vinyl! I... I thought *I* was the one to whom's face you clung! And now I find you running around, clinging to the faces of other mares! Royalty no less! Like some kind of expensive face clinging call pony!"
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Scootaloo
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TLC as in Tender Loving Care or Totally Lost Cause?
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Post by Scootaloo on Nov 26, 2012 2:30:03 GMT -5
PUB >> I Am Not The Riddler can see Rising Dawn and Vinyl conspire to have Enigma "adopted" so he gives up his criminal life =_= PUB >> Skyheart says, "Bardigan would, too. Just look at what he tried to do to /me/." PUB >> Skyheart says, "..." PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "That's what she said." PUB >> Skyheart prepares for- there it is.
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Post by Sky Blue on Dec 5, 2012 18:14:31 GMT -5
[It was mention that a pony was having trouble fitting in, and this came up; I can't tell if it's funny or sweetie, but Nettie rocks regardless!] PUB >> The Invisible Mare says, "Dear, we have demigods, librarians, bureaucrats, candymakers, and Sky Blue. I don't know how anypony would think we are homogenous."
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Post by Solar Solstice on Dec 8, 2012 20:39:35 GMT -5
Dinky hesitates, holding in a sigh. She ambles in, leaving the door open. "Yeah. Miss Cheerilee says if I want extra credit, I've gotta help her out with the play she's doing. So, is she, like... doing auditions, or what?" The filly looks doubtfully about the house and at the piano. "I think your piano's alive or some @*#$%."
Memoire_Musique pops her head out of the piano. The little foal tilts her head at Dinky. "@*#$%!" she repeats. "@*#$%!@*#$%!@*#$%!" the little foal says... Whups. @_@
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Post by Derpy on Dec 10, 2012 0:34:31 GMT -5
Yeah, that was followed up by me apologizing and offering to just say ~@&)*% next time instead. And then Musique had to start saying -that-, and Marble got all huffy... how am I supposed to know which words are vulgar, anyhow? Asking Miss Cheerilee about it's a lost cause, and it's not like they %#}@& color-code the textbooks.
-Dinky
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Post by Apple Bloom on Dec 12, 2012 12:09:31 GMT -5
PUB >> Apple Bloom the Crusader is tremendously bored, which can result in the death of a CMC. PUB >> /Here lies Nettie, Beneath this stone./ Won't you stop, And have a scone?/ gets out her taxidermy kit. ._. PUB >> Apple Bloom the Crusader says, "Lets see... who is a filly nopony cares about?" PUB >> /Here lies Nettie, Beneath this stone./ Won't you stop, And have a scone?/ says, "You mean, dear, a filly who frustrates and bothers everypony with endless questions, an earworm of an accent, and continual destruction up to an including self-inflicted curses? ._. I can think of nopony, dear." PUB >> Apple Bloom the Crusader says, "That's too bad. :/" PUB >> /Here lies Nettie, Beneath this stone./ Won't you stop, And have a scone?/ pats. PUB >> Apple Bloom the Crusader eats her scone, troubled.
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Post by Sky Blue on Dec 17, 2012 16:08:58 GMT -5
PUB >> Scootaloo says, "Why is most everything that comes out of Sky Blue's mouth something I shouldn't hear?" PUB >> Scootaloo says, "It's either my age or her inappropriate...ness. " PUB >> Scootaloo whispers to SkyB, "Teach me everything you know." PUB >> High Flyin' Eclipse says, "That shouldn't take long..." PUB >> High Flyin' Eclipse says, "(Buurrrrn)" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "OH, IT IS /ON/." PUB >> Princess Pollyapple tackles Eclipse.
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Post by Sky Blue on Dec 20, 2012 17:52:33 GMT -5
PUB >> Rainbow_Dash says, "I WAS HERE FIRST" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "ME TOO." PUB >> Rainbow_Dash says, "Wait what" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "AND SO WAS MAH WIFE." PUB >> Apple Bloom the Crusader says, "Y'all married Salsa?" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "... sure." PUB >> DJ PON-3 thinks Pollyapple has about ten thousand wives. Half of which are imaginary. Or are inanimate objects/weapons of mass destruction. PUB >> DJ PON-3 holds tightly onto her stallion and snuggles <3 PUB >> Rainbow_Dash says, "I'm sure Sky Blue is very familiar with inanimate objects :I" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "Madame Hairbrush tells me t'tell y'all, Vinyl, t' [BUY A BUSHEL OF APPLES, FOUR PEACHES, AND A PATRIDGE, THEN MOVE TO SOMEWHERE SUNNY IN SPAIN; THE GOOD BIT OF SPAIN, WITH THE NICE RED WINE]." PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "Tell Madame Hairbrush that I'm a platinum record-selling musician married to a town Chancellor, and she is a hairbrush married to Sky Blue. Enough said." PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "Madame Hairbrush says t'screw off. o.o" PUB >> Ceiling Princess whispers down to Nettleglum, "We thought she was a plate-spinning burlesque performer who married rich." PUB >> Tea for Tombstone tries to hold back the line waiting for Madame Hairbrush's autograph. And, later, after Pumpkin Pie has tried and failed to woo DJ PON-3... PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "R-E-J-E-C-T-E-D." PUB >> Marble Memory says, "Poor Punpkin Pie. " PUB >> Princess Pollyapple sets Pumpkin Pie up for a date with Madame Hairbrush. <3 PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "Hope y'all like dysentery! <3" PUB >> DJ PON-3 XD PUB >> [Pumpkin Pie] sobs quietly. PUB >> DJ PON-3 says, "POLLYAPPLE X'DDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
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Post by Solar Solstice on Dec 26, 2012 17:01:00 GMT -5
<OOC> Rainbow_Dash mutters about how every pegasus mare other than her is obsessed with booty <OOC> Sky_Blue says, "Ah am totally NOT obsessed with bootie, Dash!" <OOC> You say, "You're not a pegasus " <OOC> Sky_Blue says, "AH COULD BE IF AH WANTED TO. XD" <OOC> You say, "Is that what you say to the stallions you 'serve'? " <OOC> Sky_Blue says, "Wowwwww, low blow! XD" <OOC> Rainbow_Dash is a master! <OOC> Sky_Blue POUTS.
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Post by Sky Blue on Dec 30, 2012 21:06:52 GMT -5
PUB >> Dr. Sky Cortex GAINS CONSCIOUSNESS. PUB >> New Fears Resolution knew it was only a matter of time before evolution caught up with you, dear.
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Post by Skyheart on Jan 1, 2013 18:05:26 GMT -5
PUB >> Apple Bloom the Crusader says, "Kin ah traw dirty dancin'?" PUB >> Scootaloo says, "And you say that as if you *want* to see Sky's corset collection, Maple..." PUB >> Scootaloo says, "(You don't. Just trust me on this one.)" PUB >> Apple Bloom the Crusader does a sultry dance, trying to get Scootaloo's attention. PUB >> MapleWing shiftyeyes "Maaaaybe I do" PUB >> Scootaloo bursts out laughing. PUB >> Scootaloo patpats Apple Bloom. "Nice try, cutie pie." PUB >> Apple Bloom the Crusader says, "Awwww..." PUB >> Skyheart says, "Wait, how did you know about my-! Oh... You meant... Blue... Oh... Um... Yeah... Forget I said anything.... >.>" PUB >> Scootaloo XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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