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Post by Apple Bloom on Feb 2, 2015 2:13:52 GMT -5
<OOC> Hollyhock demands adamantine coins <OOC> You say, "Sure! I'll mint those. Hey! I built you a royal bedroom!" <OOC> Hollyhock guesses this is okay =.= <OOC> You say, "Oh, you'll love it! It's nice and remote, so no grubby commoners will go in there, and it's got a nice view of the sky!" <OOC> Hollyhock looks suspicious, "The /sky/?" <OOC> You say, "Yeah! Nice and blue! And you can know ahead of the rest of us if it's raining! And this in no way is related to a death trap or anything." <OOC> Hollyhock says, "Why is this door locked?" <OOC> You say, "To keep you safe from forgotten beasts (escaping)." <OOC> Marble_Memory inconspicuously pulls a lever. <OOC> Hollyhock says, "That sounds -- w-wait! W-what's that sound?!" <OOC> You say, "I'unno! Enjoy your artifact bed with (menacing) spikes on it." <OOC> Hollyhock says, "Ooooh. Purdy!" <OOC> You say, "And don't pay any attention to the Bronze Collosus that came out of that artifact cage made out of lead." <OOC> Haunting_Melody hmmms, "Just don't beat it up, if anything like iron golemn it has magma in it. <OOC> Marble_Memory is already in the dining room enjoying a meal. <OOC> Hollyhock demands broaches made of cat bone! <OOC> Hollyhock demands arrows made of platinum! <OOC> Hollyhock demands --- <OOC> Hollyhock has been struck down <OOC> Haunting_Melody grins, "I did a evil thing with that in D&D :> magma golems instead of magma <OOC> Marble_Memory is elected mayor for his ingenuity.
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Tweed-Patches
Foal
Respicite caeli spatium, firmitudinem, celeritatem et aliquando desinite vilia mirari
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Post by Tweed-Patches on Feb 13, 2015 19:39:14 GMT -5
Strictly speaking this is not from the muck, but it involves ponies, and it amused me, so I'll drop it here in the chance that some of you might find it amusing as well.
What follows is an SMS conversation that occurred between me, and a friend of mine who is a lecturer in German at an American university.
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Clever Pseudonym: -So I think I need to quit the ponies. Last night I had a dream that there was a new MLP: FIM EG movie which was loosely based on Gustav Freytag’s nineteenth-century novel _Soll und Haben_ (which, incidentally, I’ve never read). -And worse still, I was planning on incorporating it into my lit class this semester. -So again, while I’ve never read Freytag’s notoriously long masterpiece, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t have anything to do with an anthropomorphic Rarity in a cheerleader’s outfit.
Tweed-Patches: -I think you've mixed yourself up here. Clearly the thing you need to quit is German.
Clever Pseudonym: -Hmm, perhaps you’re right about quitting German. -Making a career out of pony fandom would probably just as financially stable.
Tweed-Patches: -Apparently you missed out. Fassbinder almost made a movie based on Soll und Haben_. Think about the fifteen hours of loving detail he put into Berlin Alexanderplatz. Now think of the loving detail he could have put into a 19th century Zeitroman. Why, it might still be airing.
Clever Pseudonym: -No doubt. I can only imagine how stirring the anti-Semitic elements would be in a film of such epic proportions. -But personally, I'd rather see a Fassbinder-directed episode of MLP: FIM.
Tweed-Patches: -This would only be acceptable if Umberto Eco wrote the teleplay.
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Post by Sky Blue on Feb 14, 2015 23:36:24 GMT -5
Hollyhock has arrived. <OOC> Hollyhock bursts in through the wall, "OH YEAH!" <OOC> Sky_Blue says, "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A GIANT TALKIN' JUG WHAT THE HELL RUN JUST RUN" Sky_Blue has left.
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Post by Sky Blue on Feb 15, 2015 22:01:39 GMT -5
<OOC> Octavia opens the block in the vents to see if Sky Blue is still moving. <OOC> Sky_Blue is staring out of vent, along with Freddy Fazbear. o.o <OOC> Octavia sloooowly closes it again.
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Post by Sky Blue on Feb 17, 2015 22:56:55 GMT -5
PUB >> Second-Greatest of Calamities, Princess Luna says, "Oh Pollyapple, Greatest of Calamities, the stories truly did not do thee justice!" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple clings to her beloved auntie! PUB >> Second-Greatest of Calamities, Princess Luna will just be over here with Sky Blue attached to her like a starfish, testing the ability of the immortal princessly vitality to resist disease.
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Post by Sky Blue on Feb 28, 2015 22:36:35 GMT -5
<OOC> Fluttershy says, "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfqloXA5Qbk" <OOC> Fluttershy replaces every 'Kirby' here with 'Derpy.' <OOC> Fluttershy says, "(if that'sokay)" <OOC> Derpy says, "Un," <OOC> Derpy says, "Not is okay." <OOC> Fluttershy says, ";_;" <OOC> Fluttershy eplodes, defeated. <OOC> Sky_Blue loves Hoshi no Kirby!~ <OOC> Fluttershy drops her piece of the Rainbow Star Wand. <OOC> Sky_Blue knows the lyrics. And has most of the series (proper Japanese, not mutilated Engli- catches the Rainbow Star Wand! <OOC> Sky_Blue splits into three and does a little victory dance. That seems to mainly involve twerking. <OOC> Fluttershy regrets everything she's ever done.
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 4, 2015 2:16:58 GMT -5
PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "Also forgot we had a Trixie! Yay!" PUB >> Temporary Princess Permanent Applejack says, "Sure! She done joined th' Night Court. Been around a lot lately, mostly under Luna's hooves." PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "That's super awesome!" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "Ah'll have t'happen to her. " PUB >> Watch in awe! Trixie says, "Are you threatening, Trixie?" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "Not at all! Ah don't just meet ponies, though. Ah happen t'them. n.u" PUB >> Princess Pollyapple says, "Ah'm sure AJ can vouch fer that. " PUB >> Dusk says, "More of a force of nature. :-)" PUB >> Temporary Princess Permanent Applejack Lunas, "It is true. Sometimes she happens several times at once. We believe the Canterlot Gazette now has an entire page dedicated to warning its readers about Sky Blue sightings, as well as similar events such as tornadoes and rains of fish, in the hope they may somehow avoid being happened to."
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 5, 2015 15:37:41 GMT -5
PUB >> New Ponies April 4th! Pollyapple is listening to The Great Escape theme and picturing ponies trying to sneak out from Sky Blue's holiday camp. PUB >> Thunderfire says, "Sneak out? You mean they were nuts enough to go in the first place?" PUB >> New Ponies April 4th! Pollyapple says, "Go, volunteer, conscripted, drugged... however they came, they're in there now." PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "XD" PUB >> Thunderfire says, "Sky Blue's Holiday Camp where you will never be the same. Guaranteed to give you nightmares, disease, and the mange. Only the insane survive." PUB >> New Ponies April 4th! Pollyapple says, "But they have access to Bingo. D:" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "And Thursday nights are karaoke!" PUB >> New Ponies April 4th! Pollyapple says, "EXACTLY" PUB >> Thunderfire says, "Twister in the gazebo" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "IMAGINE PLAYING TWISTER WITH SKY BLUE" PUB >> New Ponies April 4th! Pollyapple says, "It's got a whole half-star more than Butlins. D:" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch LMAO @ SKY X'DDDD
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 5, 2015 17:14:49 GMT -5
PUB >> Objectively Best Pony, Temporary Princess Fluttershy says, "TARNATION. Ah done made th' best shortcake ah ever done made." PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "OH NO" PUB >> Vinyl_Scratch says, "FLUTTERSHY HAS SKY BLUE DISEASE AS WELL"
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 5, 2015 19:48:29 GMT -5
<OOC> Sky_Blue clings to Snapdragon's everything. <OOC> Thunderfire says, "Snappi.. I hope you've had the Blu Vaccine." <OOC> Snapdragon says, "She's my friend!" <OOC> Thunderfire says, "She is muh Auntie" <OOC> Marble_Memory says, "She is my terror."
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Post by Apple Bloom on Mar 13, 2015 1:57:21 GMT -5
Off-MU* Conversation with Sky Blue.
Sky Blue: All business once more, the chirpy teacher starts reading through her notes. "You all were able to name three different capitals correctly... Almost all of you answered 'Who is the ruler of Equestria?' correctly; for those who got it wrong," a pointed look is given at a certain pink filly, "Diamond Tiara does NOT, in fact, rule Equestria." Yaro Kasear: Nor, in fact, does the Great and Powerful Trixie. Looks like she's going to be held back again. Yaro Kasear: I could see her answering EVERY positive history question with "Great and Powerful Trixie" and every negative question with "Twilight Sparkle." Yaro Kasear: The president of the United States during World War II? Trixie. The Fuehrer? Twilight. Sky Blue: YOU BEAT ME TO IT Yaro Kasear: Note also that the Prime Minister of the UK was ALSO Trixie. Yaro Kasear: Also, the soldiers? Allied soldiers were all Trixie, except the ones who died, who are Snips and Snails. Axis forces? ALL Twilight. Every one.
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Post by Luna on Mar 15, 2015 9:46:43 GMT -5
"Can anypony tell me what Mi Amore Cadenza means?"
"It's Fancy for 'Ah LUUUUUV Furniture!'"
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 20, 2015 12:10:50 GMT -5
PUB >> Rarity Poppin' n' Lockin' huggles Sky Blue PUB >> Rarity Poppin' n' Lockin' is drunk on sleep depracation, she's willing to touch Sky!
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 20, 2015 12:25:48 GMT -5
Not from the MUCK, but related!
[17:23:10] Vinyl Scratch: WHAT I DON'T GET IS LEIK [17:23:20] Vinyl Scratch: SKY IS ABOUT AS INTELLIGENT AS A BRICK [17:23:24] Vinyl Scratch: ON A GOOD DAY [17:23:29] Vinyl Scratch: AND YET SHE'S HAD LEIK [17:23:35] Vinyl Scratch: PROPER RELATIONSHIPS AND STUFF [17:23:54] Vinyl Scratch: I'M SURPRISED SHE KNOWS HOW TO KISS OR [BUY SOME APPLES] OR ANYTHING [17:24:24] Sky Blue: XD [17:24:56] Vinyl Scratch: "SO WHERE D'Y'ALL PUT IT IN AGAIN"
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Post by Sky Blue on Mar 22, 2015 15:27:52 GMT -5
PUB >> Incarcerated Filly, Sky Blue RAGES. PUB >> Incarcerated Filly, Sky Blue flips a table. PUB >> Incarcerated Filly, Sky Blue punches Blueblood. PUB >> Incarcerated Filly, Sky Blue says, "BRITRAGE"
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